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[Nard Bagman]

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you having". The man says "rum and coke". The bartender says "That'll be $5". The man says "Do you take credit cards?" The bartender says "Yeah do you want to open up a tab?" The man says "No just close it out, thanks."

I don't get it.

 

[TheOddOne]

Bahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha.

 

[Dark Octave]

WTF??

 

[Mistle]

Dammit, I'm mad. -Demetri Martin.

*palindrome*

Came to post this. Dude's crazy, he does a heap of interesting stuff.

 

[LethaL ImpuLse]

That isn't from Space Invaders...

 

[TheKaeptain]

I never knew this.

I like the HammilVader pic too.

Also, why is ARK-HAM so important? Because he voiced the Joker in the game?

You poor child. He is the Joker. FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAS go watch it now!

 

[Choabac]

Left. Fork. 4 letters in each.

Now hold on...Right. Knife. Spoon. 5 letters in each.

Yeah. That's some Illuminati shit right there. How is this just coming to light now?

I remember that from Roseanne. Darlene uses it as a way to remember which side the knife and fork go on.

Back then, I found that trick helpful as well.

 

[Ferga]

Loving everything here

 

[sonikokaruto]

i think someones celebrating 420 right now ...

 

[jufonuk]

I am scared to Question Bish, but err ok?

Bish have to asked yourself is the Plate Fork/Knife/Spoon Placement letters Numbers connected to the Building of the Pyramids and the Assasination of JFK?

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I am not Serious in anyway, the whole thing signifies the new Wii2

 

[Tunavi]

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If you can cross your eyes to focus and see the 3D gif, its pretty incredible. Opening this one in a new window is recommended

 

[CRS]

Enjoying this thread so much.

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If you can cross your eyes to focus and see the 3D gif, its pretty incredible. Opening this one in a new window is recommended

:O :O :O

 

[Rubixcuba]

I screamed loudly.

 

[Strike]

This thread:

 

[CzarTim]

 

[lawlohwhat]

WTF??

you should do some reading

 

[OttomanScribe]

Click this:

http://www.ottawaskeptics.org/oh9.html

1 divided by 3 equals 0.3333 (repeating), 0.3333 (repeating) times 3 equals 0.999999999 (repeating), therefore 0.9999999 (repeating) equals 1

 

[_Isaac]

http://stereogrammes.org/d/523-2/Stereogram_Tut_Animated_Shark.gif

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If you can cross your eyes to focus and see the 3D gif, its pretty incredible. Opening this one in a new window is recommended

It's not that incredible.

 

[Tunavi]

It's not that incredible.

Note that I first saw this before I used a 3DS haha

 

[daffy]

You can catch fish in Kmart

 

[(._.)]

im going to sleep

 

[_Isaac]

im going to sleep

Good night.

 

[Barbacoatl]

Sleep tight, human centipede.

 

[daffy]

I'll be up shortly

 

[Always-honest]

Not in my language.

 

[CRS]

Click this:

http://www.ottawaskeptics.org/oh9.html

1 divided by 3 equals 0.3333 (repeating), 0.3333 (repeating) times 3 equals 0.999999999 (repeating), therefore 0.9999999 (repeating) equals 1

Yeah and 48÷2(9+3)‎ = 2.

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Not really convinced that 0.999999 = 1

 

[fredrancour]

Yeah and 48÷2(9+3)‎ = 2.

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Not really convinced that 0.999999 = 1

If 0.999..... repeating (as in, infinite nines) are different numbers, there must be some other decimal number in between them. You can't have 0.999.....9991 or 0.9999 ...9993 or whatever because there is no end to the infinite repeating nines. Therefore 0.999... =1

 

[Always-honest]

Yeah and 48÷2(9+3)‎ = 188.

fixed

 

[hteng]

http://i.imgur.com/VqnbI.gi

[IMG]http://stereogrammes.org/d/523-2/Stereogram_Tut_Animated_Shark.gif[\

[spoiler]If you can cross your eyes to focus and see the 3D gif, its pretty incredible. Opening this one in a new window is recommended[/spoiler][/QUOTE]

am i suppose to see a fish shape in the gif ?

 

[chase]

Phillips head:flathead

plus:minus

 

[bjork]

Left. Fork. 4 letters in each.

Now hold on...Right. Knife. Spoon. 5 letters in each.

Yeah. That's some Illuminati shit right there. How is this just coming to light now?

Ah come on, you already should've known this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRe_ogGTTFg#t=3m55s

 

[Blue Ninja]

Left. Fork. 4 letters in each.

Now hold on...Right. Knife. Spoon. 5 letters in each.

Yeah. That's some Illuminati shit right there. How is this just coming to light now?

I'm still gonna put my fork on the right, dammit.

 

[koji]

Not in my language.

English is the chosen Illuminati language.

 

[Steelrain]

This motherfucker is on crack obviously.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

You can remember which one is the fork because it has 4 tines. Tine is also a 4 letter word.

Forks also have four prongs, and prong is a ... no, wait ...

 

[mclem]

"Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog."

Palindromes are awesome.

One I've always loved (and used just a week or so ago in the 2 vs 288 saga):

T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating; is sad. I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.

 

[KiKaL]

A less surprising one is the smile in the Amazon logo.

Isn't it actually pointing at the a -> z as in they have everything from a to z?

 

[MThanded]

wtf is this

Everyone knows the ordering to the utensils is alphabetical
fork knife spoon

f k s

 

[pieatorium]

Forks also have four prongs, and prong is a ... no, wait ...

they're actually called tines not prongs

 

[UnblessedSoul]

strap on is no parts backwards

 

[TheOddOne]

I'm still gonna put my fork on the right, dammit.

 

[Tim the Wiz]

"No-one looks at an issue and struggles over the position to take anymore. And our ability to reason is what makes us human. Lately we seem to be all too willing to forfeit that gift of reason in exchange for the good feeling of belonging to a group. We all just take the position of our team."

Regardless, I will give in to my baser instincts. Team Spoonin--ahem, Team Spoon, it is. Any side it goes, motherfuckers.

 

[mclem]

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If you can cross your eyes to focus and see the 3D gif, its pretty incredible. Opening this one in a new window is recommended

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That's a parallel-viewed image, not a cross-eyed one.

 

[SmokyDave]

Left. Fork. 4 letters in each.

Now hold on...Right. Knife. Spoon. 5 letters in each.

I have more than one friend that struggles to remember left from right.

If this helps them, I'll buy you a snickers.

 

[Raist]

Left. Fork. 4 letters in each.

Now hold on...Right. Knife. Spoon. 5 letters in each.

Yeah. That's some Illuminati shit right there. How is this just coming to light now?

Works only in english. Therefore invalid.

 

[Kurtofan]

My fourchettes, couteaux and cuillières disagree!

 

[Raist]

My fourchette, couteau and cuillère disagree!

Fixed.

 

[Enco]

Isn't it actually pointing at the a -> z as in they have everything from a to z?

Delivers from A to Z with a smile.

Learnt that here on GAF and totally blew my mind.

 

[Az]

I can tuna fish.

Amazing. =D

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Hopefully this was on purpose

 

[S. L.]

no gif of the dancer that spins in both directions yet? boo