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[Thagomizer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83blMEI9U3M

I've always heard the last line of the first verse as "breath in the CFC's, we're in this together." I've always thought that this made quite a bit of sense within the context of the song, as well as provided an undercurrent though the rest of the song that the lovers are a couple addicted on inhalants (yes, I'm aware of the factual inaccuracy, but artistic license and all that) and that they are on a spiral of destruction. The song could even be expanded to include all of humanity as an environmental message. So, I decided to look up the actual lyrics.

"Breath in the sea of seas."

What the hell? Seriously? That doesn't even make sense. It completely eradicates several shades of meaning. I prefer my hearing of the lyrics better.


Also, to pre-empt, "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

Can we post the song and actual lyric, as well?

 

[Tamanon]

So, open the door. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

So, open the door. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.

Wrong, that's dumb.

 

[atkbob]

http://mariahcantforget.ytmnd.com/

 

[The Big Rig]

excuse me while I kiss this guy

 

[Sub_Level]

I will make it go away!!!
Can't be here no more...
Seems this is the only way!!!
I want to be GOD!!! </Korn>

 

[BladeWorker]

Old grandma, she ain't what she used to be.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

http://holdmeclosertonydanza.ytmnd.com/

 

[Blackace]

excuse me while I kiss this guy

bingo!

 

[KevinCow]

http://mariahcantforget.ytmnd.com/

What the hell is that supposed to say? That's all I can hear! :lol

 

[RoboGeorgeForeman]

Just like a one winged duck!!!

Spoiler

Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen

 

[Chris R]

"You want taco?"

from As I Lay Me Down

Still have no clue what they were saying, but as a kid with my brother, we heard "You want taco?"

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

What the hell is that supposed to say? That's all I can hear! :lol

no I can't forget this evenin'
or your face as you were leavin'

 

[-Eddman-]

all the alternative lyrics of the 1080º Snowboarding intro

 

[FilthyLies]

That new Paramore song, "Bury The Castle"?

Always heard the refrain as "Gary Picasso"

Makes about as much sense :|

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
Another roller in the night

 

[ToxicAdam]

Ripped up like a douche in middle of the night ...


edit: beaten ... kind of

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
Another roller in the night

revved up like a douche into the rumour in the night

 

[Vipershark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbaL1yKAenE&feature=related

 

[Everdred]

Blinded by the light
revved up like a douche

.

 

[Tamanon]

Also, for the longest time I thought the Bad Religion song Sanity went "Insanity is a full time job, in a world that is always changing" instead of "And sanity"....it actually still made sense to me.:lol

 

[Zodzilla]

http://www.rathergood.com/chicken

My baby donkey?

MY BABY DONKEY!

 

[Vipershark]

What the hell is that supposed to say? That's all I can hear! :lol

It sounds like "Oh, I can't forget this evening, or your face as you were leaving."

 

[big_z]

Interpretation of Trivium

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs


once you listen to it the real lyrics become impossible to hear.

 

[richiek]

"Viva la Vida" from Coldplay

"Roman cavalry choirs are singing"

I always thought it was "Roman Catholic choirs are singing"

 

[The Big Rig]

When I heard a Michael McDonald album as a kid:

"Yah Mo B There" became "I'm A Wiener". God bless childhood.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

I want your psycho, your vertical stick,
while you in Morrowind no baby is sick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I#t=2m25s

 

[DesertEater]

I'm so horny. But that's ok. My will is good.
Nirvana - Lithium
Still, I think its an awesome song.

 

[Alfarif]

When Coheed and Cambria's "Welcome Home" was first released as a single, my wife though that this series of lines was something completely different:

Well if you're just as I presumed
A whore in sheep's clothing
Fucking up all I do
And if so here we stop
Then never again
Will you see this in your life

She thought that it said:

Well if you're just as I presumed
A whore in sheep's clothing
Fucking Apple of Doom
And if so here we stop
Then never again
Will you see this in your life

It wasn't until much later I realized how cool this would be -- Adam and Eve. Alas, Claudio was just going with some normal angst on that part.

 

[whitehawk]

excuse me while I kiss this guy

Wait, that's not what he's actually saying?


fuuuuuuu

 

[Chamber]

The Mars Volta - Conjugal Burns

I've got a penis that'll rip through the very fabric of time

is actually

I've got a pain inside that'll rip through the very fabric of time

 

[Altazor]

Opeth - The Baying of the Hounds here's a YTMND link with the mishead lyrics :lol

The original goes like: "I hear the baying of the hounds in the distance, I hear them devouring... pest-ridden jackals of the earth"

The mishead lyric: "I hear the baying of the hounds in the distance, I hear them devouring... FRESH-MADE TACOS OF THE EARTH!" :lol :lol

 

[noisome07]

Not misheard but would be funny if this is how we heard it from the start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

 

[Kano on the Phone]

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

 

[InaudibleWhispa]

I always thought the opening line of this sounds like "I don't care what nobody says, we live in a house of baked beans".

 

[The Big Rig]

Not misheard but would be funny if this is how we heard it from the start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

Lyrics at 1:09 caught me off-guard :lol :lol

 

[-Eddman-]

I'm so horny. But that's ok. My will is good.
Nirvana - Lithium
Still, I think its an awesome song.

Aren't those the actual lyrics?

On that note, I love the way Kurt Cobain often sang different lyrics in his own songs

-"I'm so retarded, but that's OK waaah wahhh wahhh" - Lithium at the MTV awards

-"Give me, Leonard Nimoy's Afterworld" - Pennyroyal Tea at some french TV show

-The whole Top of the Pops "Smells like teen spirit" version :lol

 

[Flambe]

Informer, balahamabamagabadan

I'll icky boom boom down

Balahalsama summertime somewhere down the lane

I'll icky boom boom now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uri1dil4H6w&feature=related

Edit: Oh better than the real thing, well that's debatable

 

[RevenantKioku]

"You want taco?"

from As I Lay Me Down

Still have no clue what they were saying, but as a kid with my brother, we heard "You want taco?"

Me and my brothers thought it was "I like tacos."

"Heaven let your light shine down" was "Cadillac Nightstand".

 

[Cyan]

I always thought it was "Roman Catholic choirs are singing"

Wait... it isn't? Huh.

Also, for the longest time I thought the Bad Religion song Sanity went "Insanity is a full time job, in a world that is always changing" instead of "And sanity"....it actually still made sense to me.:lol

Whoa, that song literally just popped up on my iTunes as I was reading this. Are you pre-emptively stalking me?

 

[VOOK]

I farted (sorry only video I could find with it)

 

[Bioshocked]

I was listening to Belle & Sebastien's "Me and The Major" the other day, and I heard one of the lines as "Me and the midget don't see eye to eye on a number of things".

 

[DrForester]

CORN ON THE COB!

CORN ON THE KABOB

 

[Count Dookkake]

Slooooooow cousin Walter,
Fire in the sky.

 

[backflip10019]

excuse me while I kiss this guy

Did you know that at one concert, Jimi fucked up that lyric on purpose and said, "'Scuse me while I kiss this police officer."

 

[TheRagnCajun]

"...and of baked apple piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee-yeah!"

http://metallicapie.ytmnd.com/old/

 

[InaudibleWhispa]

I farted (sorry only video I could find with it)

The shoes on my feet (Alf Garnett)
The clothes I'm wearing (Alf Garnett)
The rock I'm rockin' (Alf Garnett)
'Cause I depend on meat!

 

[Entropia]

CORN ON THE COB!

CORN ON THE KABOB

Jesus Christ, I will never listen to that song the same again.

 

[Ashy Larry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhYgeGT_vcU

DONKEY KONG!

 

[-Eddman-]