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[Judderman]

Kalib Starnes is saying "Man what a puss."

 

[Master Thespian]

Wow. You just got mounted by Kimbo.

EDIT: HOLYSHIT

 

[Brinbe]

just fucking awful, wtf

 

[purg3]

shit, impressive slam by kimbo

 

[polyh3dron]

HOLY SHIT KIMBO

 

[Brinbe]

finish this shit

 

[Bildocube]

HOLY FUCK AT THE KIMBO SLAM. MUST GET GIF

 

[SolidSnakex]

Win or lose, props to Kimbo for showing that he really does want to improve.

 

[kassatsu]

gif that slam.

 

[Archaix]

Okay, I mocked somebody earlier for suggesting that this would be a three round fight with Kimbo going technical in round 2 and 3.


Ummm...sorry? Also, whoever that was, could you go ahead and give me the lottery numbers for the next couple of weeks?

 

[Mileena]

Just had to come in and say that Alexander fights like a fucking vagina. I really hope Kimbo knocks his boring ass out next round.

 

[polyh3dron]

Win or lose, props to Kimbo for showing that he really does want to improve.

This.

 

[perryfarrell]

more interesting round 2

 

[Jon]

I think Kimbo has already shown enough to keep him in the UFC. Time for Houston to stop kidding around.

 

[Brinbe]

hope they keep that up in the 3rd

 

[Slurmer]

lol kimbo

edit: how the fuck are these two so tired?

 

[Master Thespian]

lol kimbo

Kimbo is a strong motherfucker. His technique is shit and he's ragdolling Houston.

 

[Dr.Acula]

lol gif kimbo falling like a house of cards

 

[polyh3dron]

STAND THEM THE FUCK UP FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

[Master Thespian]

Double knee clutch exhaustion ending, lol.

 

[radrelic]

how underwhelming

 

[painey]

3 good minutes out of 15

 

[Jon]

WOOOOW. Dear god, worse than I could have ever expected.

 

[polyh3dron]

lol kimbo

edit: how the fuck are these two so tired?

It takes a lot of energy to walk around the Octagon that much

 

[Mileena]

Should definitely be Kimbo but damn that was really dull.

 

[purg3]

other than the kimbo slam, disappointing fight.

 

[bbyybb]

They were both quite gassed. I was more surprised that Alexander was gassing than kimbo since kimbo was the one cutting the weight to the catch weight.

 

[Hitman]

Fuck Houston Alexander sucks.

 

[smurfx]

bah just give the fight to kimbo and get houston the fuck out of the ufc. seriously wtf is wrong with him?

 

[perryfarrell]

Decision should go to Kimbo

And those kicks to the front leg, very lame. At least mix it up a bit

 

[Archaix]

Should definitely be Kimbo but damn that was really dull.

I don't know if I'd say definitely. He had the dominant round, but there's an argument to be made that Houston won the first and the third rounds. Even though neither should get the first, one of them has to.

 

[Jon]

Fix.Is.In.

 

[Blackface]

Kimbo lost the first and third round. Period. First is a no brainer. In the third he won about 50 seconds of the round (when it was on the ground). He got knocked down via a kick, and he lost the stand up in the last minute and a half.

Kimbo lost. Oh well, shit fight overall.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Kimbo's done. He's 35 with arthritic knees, a suspect jaw, and no cardio.

 

[Master Thespian]

Well, that slam was fucking impressive. How often do you see an over the head belly to back suplex? Seriously.

 

[polyh3dron]

Re: Tito: YOU ARE NOT BACK, BABY

 

[Brinbe]

was there any doubt? goes to the guy with a future in the organization lol

 

[Archaix]

Kimbo's done. He's 35 with arthritic knees, a suspect jaw, and no cardio.

Cardio is reasonable, he's lost a good amount of weight in the past couple of months on his path to 205. He needs to get over his damned fear of needles though, if what was shown on the last episode was true and he was really refusing cortizone shots.

 

[polyh3dron]

was there any doubt? goes to the guy with a future in the organization lol

yeah because all three of the judges are employed directly by UFC.

 

[dorkimoe]

if kimbo didnt have bad knees, maybe alexandira woulda spent less time dancing

kimbo was throwing BOMBs though

 

[Mileena]

was there any doubt? goes to the guy that didn't walk circles around the ring for 15 minutes

fixed

I'm not saying Kimbo even fought well but Alexander did NOTHING the whole fight other than those leg kicks.

 

[Hitman]

was there any doubt? goes to the guy with a future in the organization lol

It's not that the UFC is rigged... the judges just plain suck.

 

[Nitemare1]

I don't know if I'd say definitely. He had the dominant round, but there's an argument to be made that Houston won the first and the third rounds. Even though neither should get the first, one of them has to.

you could. But also you could say the judges saw a guy afraid to fight in the 1st and 3rd rounds and geting his ass kicked in the second.
Either way it was an underwhelming fight. But it looks like Kimbo is growing as a fighter and I guess he deserves credit for that.

 

[Bunny]

what the fuck is up with the ufc judges? they can't score for shit.

 

[dorkimoe]

kimbos 1 body punch hit harder than anything alexander threw

 

[Dr.Acula]

you could. But also you could say the judges saw a guy afraid to fight in the 1st and 3rd rounds and geting his ass kicked in the second.

Kimbo won the middle round handily, and Houston didn't distinguish himself in the first or second. You can't just throw kicks from a distance and win a fight.

 

[Grecco]

Alexander didnt do shit to deserve to win that fight. That slam was nasty

 

[polyh3dron]

Hey look it's the Ultimate Warrior without makeup (Guida)

 

[Dr.Acula]

Oh sweet, Bones Jones is fighting, I've seen his stuff on youtube, he's like a Tekken character.

Wait, is he fighting a deaf guy?

This should be MUCH better than the Kimbo/Houston fight.

 

[Hitman]

Woot Jon Jones vs. Hamil... This should be good. I imagine Jones doing a cartwheel kick and maybe a 360 flying headbutt