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[Ladekabel]

How much does it fuck up the Mario canon?

 

[Kouriozan]

It's-a-me! Miyamoto!

 

[James Scott]

"Miyamoto's pregnancy is a shame!? The latest episode of GameTheory will tackle why it's impossible for legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto to give birth to a turtle demon"

 

[DICKS AHOY]

"Miyamoto's pregnancy is a shame!? The latest episode of GameTheory will tackle why it's impossible for legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto to give birth to a turtle demon"

it's like rosemary's baby but with turtles instead of the antichrist

 

[BratmanDu]

 

[Boss Doggie]

maybe Bowser can cause male pregnancy or some shit like that

 

[TheSlySoul]

How much does it fuck up the Mario canon?

I just realize this makes the end of this Game Grumps Animated make way too much sense...
https://youtu.be/KfHuSgYZI1E

 

[cireza]

Miyamoto sure looks a bit tired to me.

 

[Starwolf_UK]

(to be read in the voices of SMS voice acting)
Bowser Jr: DAD! You lied to me all these years. I fucked up Delfino Island for what exactly? Plus, I kidnapped an innocent woman for nothing.
Bowser: Well son. I was just trying to protect you from the truth.

Well Mario wiki you better start adding more real world events, because clearly there's a lot of untold history about Bowser Jr's mother!

Controversy section. "Bowser Jr's mother has been a debating point for years among fans and players alike. In a video interview Shigeru Miyaoto did in 2015 he simply nodded and pointed at himself implying he himself is the monther. This in not the first time Miyamoto has answered the question strangely as a previous asking he gave an answer about Mario;s hair colour."

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

I'm sorry, but the way more shocking revelation was that there are NO Miyamoto designed courses in Mario Maker!
I am legit shocked, people.

This is actually very well done. Congrats.

 

[antonz]

Miyamoto sure looks a bit tired to me.

Stressful few months especially since he with Takeda are running all of Nintendo at the moment

 

[Rocky]

I'm sorry, but the way more shocking revelation was that there are NO Miyamoto designed courses in Mario Maker!
I am legit shocked, people.

Well, he did say he would be uploading some though.

 

[cireza]

Stressful few months especially since he with Takeda are running all of Nintendo at the moment

Without a doubt.

 

[Vital Tundra]

So not only did Miyamoto birth a Koopa, but Mario isn't a licensed physician. I knew Dr. Mario was a sham.

 

[Srey Plaughtered]

that pregnancy test meme warrants an appearance here

Be careful for what you ask for.

 

[Banjotanooki]

OMG, SMB3 WAS A PERFORMANCE CONFIRMED!!!

 

[ramparter]

https://twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/641929274719608832

Nintendo UK has released a statement from Miyamoto himself that he is indeed the mother of Bowser Jr.

I don't believe him.

First of all he is a male so he can't be a mother.

Then we also have the issue of Bowser Jr being fictional and Dragon Turtle.

 

[DedValve]

MIYAMOTO FUCKED BOWSER

Given how theres no Bowsers inside story 2 I'd say this is more meta than most realize.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I don't believe him.

First of all he is a male so he can't be a mother.

Then we also have the issue of Bowser Jr being fictional and Dragon Turtle.

look, keep your prejudice out this ok

CAN'T A MAN LOVE A TURTLE DRAGON THING

 

[Feep]

I immediately thought this was a mod messing with a title.

But...no.

 

[Majine]

These will get some use on the internet.

Man, Miyamoto is starting to look old

 

[Alethebeer]

Lol i expected the "X" .gif as soon i finished the video.

 

[PikaED]

maybe Bowser can cause male pregnancy or some shit like that

The stork!

So not only did Miyamoto birth a Koopa, but Mario isn't a licensed physician. I knew Dr. Mario was a sham.

Maybe Miyamoto just mean't that Dr. Mario wasn't a surgeon.

 

[Will M]

Miyamoto-san knows how to lay that pipe.

 

[Tempy]

I'm so confused right now.

 

[TheSlySoul]

Super Mario Sunshine 2 needs to happen so Mario can rescue Miyamoto from Bowser Jr.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Dr Mario isn't a surgeon, he's a pharmacist. Of course you wouldn't let him operate on you. Stupid question

 

[syeefoo]

ROFL when seeing the title. Miyamoto you never failed to impress(troll)

 

[SatoAilDarko]

Smb3 was all just a performance.

I mean isn't this the real news. I mean it's always been a popular theory but I'm glad to see it confirmed.

Also Miyamoto is technically right, Bowser Jr. is his creation.

 

[dh4niel]

Can someone gif the "Does Mario break blocks with his fist?" response? Thanks.

 

[GabeTheGrouch76]

I don't believe him.

First of all he is a male so he can't be a mother.

Then we also have the issue of Bowser Jr being fictional and Dragon Turtle.

lol, taking Miyamoto's response seriously.

Be careful for what you ask for.

*JonTron voice* ahh, what perfection.

 

[Benzychenz]

Photoshop pls

 

[Always-honest]

MIYAMOTO FUCKED BOWSER

Probably the other way around, but yeah, possibly.

 

[Iriscomeback]

LOL

 

[Razmos]

 

[xzeldax3]

Oh god

 

[Mr-Joker]

Told you that it would be a non-answer so the mystery still continues.

Though Miyamoto was fun to watch.

 

[Muchi Muchi Pink]

And you laughed when Itagaki said the doa girls are his daughters.

 

[Dimitri LH]

Be careful for what you ask for.

It.....it begins.....Miyamoto has opened the floodgates.

 

[Mpl90]

Universal Pictures? Fitting.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Dr. Mario is a quack confirmed.

 

[Delt31]

Who cares about the mother part (which get serious guys he's just saying he was the creator although I like the photoshops).

The REAL revelation was that Mario 3 was just a play. Longtime rumor wow childhood completely has changed like back to the future

 

[ffdgh]

Mama Miyamoto please....

 

[Spaghetti]

his poor asshole

 

[suavelicious]

http://i.imgur.com/up4OYRK.jpg
Photoshop pls

edit: too late, knew it... ;_;

 

[Mr. Nice_Guy]

And my day has been made.

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

Need pregnant Miyamoto pics

And now, the fun begins!

...

Well, uh, there you have it.

 

[Oersted]

Eagerly awaiting fan art

Edit: Fuuuuck

 

[LonelyGreyWolf]

 

[FinalFanXtreme]

That is the first time I've seen Miyamoto and thought to myself hold old and aged he looked.