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MIYAMOTO IS BOWSER JR'S MOTHER!

DR. MARIO IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR DO NOT LET HIM SEE YOUR PENIS

This reminds me of a Smash Miiverse post I saw involving Doctor Mario. It was a creepy Doc face with the words "Now cough..."


Shigeru continuing to be the most adorable man in Japan. I eagerly await the reaction gifs/mashups.
 
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Guys, wait a minute. Time to play with semantics.

The question only asked Miyamoto if he knew who Bowser Jr.'s mother is. And Miyamoto only replied by nodding and pointing to himself.

Neither the questions or the person asking them in the video made the clarification to ask exactly who Bowser Jr.'s mother is. Similarily, neither did Miyamoto, made a clarification to say who Bowser Jr.'s mother is. At best, Miyamoto pointing to himself was an implication but not an outright answer.

...so this technically means Miyamoto never said who Bowser Jr.'s mother is.

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Guys, wait a minute. Time to play with semantics.

The question only asked Miyamoto if he knew who Bowser Jr.'s mother is. And Miyamoto only replied by nodding and pointing to himself.

Neither the questions or the person asking them in the video made the clarification to ask exactly who Bowser Jr.'s mother is. Similarily, neither did Miyamoto, made a clarification to say who Bowser Jr.'s mother is. At best, Miyamoto pointing to himself was an implication but not an outright answer.

...so this technically means Miyamoto never said who Bowser Jr.'s mother is.

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To post over what I said in the other thread...

Of course the answers would be Miyamoyo just nodding his head yes or no to questions.

Well, to recap the video questions and some opinion;

"Is Mario named after former Nintendo of America Warehouse Landlord Mario Segale?"
-Miyamoto nods head-


I think that one was kind of known, would that mean Mario's last name is Segale?
I know that's not how it works, I'm mainly teasing.

"Is the Mario shown on the original Super Mario Bros packaging about to lose a life?"
-Miyamoto shakes head-


This one I always suspected because of the speed line, foot going through the block, and the perspective, I think it's supposed to be an angled view of Mario from sort of above jumping onto blocks, and not a side view.

"Would you let Dr. Mario operate on you?"
-Miyamoto shakes head vigorously no-


That's not even a myth, though. But I wouldn't let him stuff me full of pills, either.

"Was Super Mario Bros. 3 all just a performance?"
-Miyamoto nods head-


Of course they only asked in Mario Bros 3 case, but I guess the implication is only Mario Bros 3 is supposed to be a performance, and not the whole series. Like they decided to do a stage act, which on account they throw parties, sport tourneys, and other such odd situations, I guess is believable.

"When Bob-Ombs perish, do they turn into Boos?"
-Miyamoto shakes head no but gives a grin-


Well, that was probable, so not surprising. The frustrating thing about this question is, while not important, there's some individual odd questions one could ask about Bob-Ombs or Boos. XD;

"Do you know who Bowser Jr.'s mother is?"
-Miyamoto nods head and points at himself-


Oh dear.

"Does Mario break blocks with his fist?"
-Miyamoto nods head and does a fist in the air motion-


That one was kind of obvious since he always raises his fist to do it and is more obvious in the 3D games.

"Are any of your courses featured in Super Mario Maker?"
-Miyamoto shakes head no, but then says...-
"I'm not in there, but I will definitely post something."


Yup, as some suspected, whole thing is a Super Mario Maker advertisement~
 
This is Princess Peach's reaction to the statement from Bowser Jr that Peach is his Mom:

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She could only be that unsure if she had been wiith Bowser. Turns out Bowser was also seeing Miyamoto. He's a class act

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Fan-art-splosion in 3... 2... 1...

I'm more interested in where the music came from though. Sounds vaguely Neverhood-y.
 
How big is your computer screen? How many people can possibly be on it at once?

Not the screen, I mean the actual computer unit. This doesn't explain what he's doing in my house though. He's making motions at me... he has his index finger and thumb together, and with the other index he is rubbing it gently... and he's nodding... OK he's telling me not to post this on GAF... He - Ack! dWreln5tjjkjkk;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
 
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