This just in! This is the intro to the new Zelda:
"*hyrulian chatter*
The world is changed.
*more Hyrulian chatter*
I feel it in the water.
*Hyrulian chatter*
I feel it in the earth.
*Hyrulian chatter*
I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost.
For none now live who remember it.
It began with the forging of the Great Triforces.
One was given to the Hyrulians: immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
One to the Goron-lords: great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
And One, One was gifted to the race of Gerudo, who above all else, desire power.
For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race.
But they were all of them deceived.
For another Triforce (making it a Quad Force) was made.
In the land of Gerudo Desert, in the fires of Death Mountain, the Dark Lord Ganondorf forged in secret a Master Triforce to control all others.
And into this Trifofrce he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
One Triforce to rule them all.
One by one, free lands of Hyrule fell to the power of the Triforce.
But there were some who resisted.
A last alliance of Hyrulians and Sages marched against the armies of Gerudo. And on the slopes of Death Mountain, they fought for the freedom of Hyrule.
Victory was near. But the power of the Triforce could not be undone.
It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Zelda, son of the king, took up her father's sword.
And Ganondorf, the enemy of the Free peoples of Hyrule, was defeated.
The Triforce was passed to Zelda, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever.
But the hearts of Hyrulians are easily corrupted. And the Triforce of power has a will of its own.
It betrayed Zelda to her death.
And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend; legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years the Triforce passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.
Tingle:
My preciousss.
The Ring came to the creature Tingle who took it deep into the tunnels of the Fairy Mountains. And there it consumed him.
Tingle:
It came to me. My own. My love. My own. My Preciousss... Kooloo Limpah!
The Triforce brought to Tingle unnatural long life. For 500 years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Tingle's hut it waited.
Darkness crept back in the forest of the world. Rumour grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear.
And the Triforce of Power perceived its time had now come.
It abandoned Tingle. But something happened then, the Triforce did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable.
Link:
....
A Kokiri.
Link:
....*you have found a triforce! Set it to your action button on the equipment screen*
Tingle:
Lost! My Precious is lost!!! Koo loo Limpah!
For the time would soon come when the Kokiri would shape the fortunes of all. "
