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[GobbledeeGoo]

So in 2011 I decided to purchase myself a penis pump off Amazon, not thinking it would stay on my Purchase History forever and now I have a fear that someone will stumble upon this in the future. Guess it's not the worst thing one can purchase but it's pretty cringy. Also, in a close second would be Horny Goat Weed pills but that's not so bad comparatively.

 

[Cravis]

You can archive the order where it won’t show unless someone were to go into the archives.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

You can archive the order where it won’t show unless someone were to go into the archives.

?! Woof, what a lifesaver that is. Although if someone DID find it, they'd wonder why I archived it. Will do, though.

 

[p_xavier]

So in 2011 I decided to purchase myself a penis pump off Amazon, not thinking it would stay on my Purchase History forever and now I have a fear that someone will stumble upon this in the future. Guess it's not the worst thing one can purchase but it's pretty cringy. Also, in a close second would be Horny Goat Weed pills but that's not so bad comparatively.

I had purchased an anal vacuum pump and the pump was broken, so I had to ask support to send me another one.

 

[haxan7]

Prostate massager
tenga eggs

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Prostate massager
tenga eggs

Can we get a review of those eggs? I'm intrigued.

 

[Cunth]

You wanna see embarrrasing, you should see my twitter image search history

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I’m gonna have to google what horny goat weed is

ok, is something wrong with your junk?

 

[Ingeniero]

Just browsed my entire purchase history to make sure.
Nothing embarrassing at all, I'm safe.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

I’m gonna have to google what horny goat weed is

ok, is something wrong with your junk?

Other than being obscenely oversized? No. Just some stuff I heard about online and wanted to give a go. Actually works pretty well.

 

[Son Tofu]

Flesh light.

 

[synchronicity]

?! Woof, what a lifesaver that is. Although if someone DID find it, they'd wonder why I archived it. Will do, though.

Don't worry about what others may think.

Pump your penis all you like.

 

[lock2k]

So in 2011 I decided to purchase myself a penis pump off Amazon, not thinking it would stay on my Purchase History forever and now I have a fear that someone will stumble upon this in the future. Guess it's not the worst thing one can purchase but it's pretty cringy. Also, in a close second would be Horny Goat Weed pills but that's not so bad comparatively.

It's more embarrassing to tell us than to have bought the thing.

 

[Gavin Stevens]

 

[DonJorginho]

Riley Reid Fleshlight.

I was curious alright?

 

[haxan7]

Can we get a review of those eggs? I'm intrigued.

Was years ago but I’d recommend trying them. The only caveat is they’re designed for single use (disposable).

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Other than being obscenely oversized? No. Just some stuff I heard about online and wanted to give a go. Actually works pretty well.

Glad to hear. A knight who retires his sword and armor is a sad event.

 

[Thaedolus]

I’m not sure this would qualify as embarrassing but I did have a used Dreamcast show up one day about 9 years ago, which I had completely forgotten I ordered while blackout drunk and lamenting my launch unit no longer working.

Spoiler

$40

 

[Elektro Demon]

Fleshlight is the only right answer.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I feel embarrassed for ordering heavy things.

Just bought a kettlebell from Amazon and whispered "I'm sorry" to the void.

 

[haxan7]

I feel embarrassed for ordering heavy things.

Just bought a kettlebell from Amazon and whispered "I'm sorry" to the void.

how very British of you

 

[kingwingin]

Do they work?

 

[kingbean]

I bought a gift for a woman I like a lot. I feel embarrassed for thinking she'd give a shit about it.

 

[Blade2.0]

So in 2011 I decided to purchase myself a penis pump off Amazon, not thinking it would stay on my Purchase History forever and now I have a fear that someone will stumble upon this in the future. Guess it's not the worst thing one can purchase but it's pretty cringy. Also, in a close second would be Horny Goat Weed pills but that's not so bad comparatively.

How did it work? Asking for friends, obv.

 

[GymWolf]

I don't remember anything embarassing really.

Oh yeah, i almost bought gears of war 4 on amazon, is that a valid response?

 

[Birdo]

Playstation 4 COD Bundle.

 

[Makariel]

Two years ago I ordered a pack of 4 door stoppers (solid metal pieces of 1.2 kg each). But when ordering I somehow ordered 4 of those, so 4x4=16 solid metal door stops (i.e. over 19 kg worth of door stoppers). The delivery guy was not particularly happy with me that day.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

How did it work? Asking for friends, obv.

I cheaped out and bought like a 15 dollar one that was plastic and the suction wasn't that great. It was a weird sensation when you pumped it up; felt good. I honestly used it a handful of times and just tossed it. Was more trouble than it was worth. Your "friend" might have a better experience with a more expensive model.

 

[Kamina]

Riley Reid Fleshlight.

I was curious alright?

I am always confused by these things.
Does it look and feel like her vagina is supposed to feel or is that just a marketing gag?

Two years ago I ordered a pack of 4 door stoppers (solid metal pieces of 1.2 kg each). But when ordering I somehow ordered 4 of those, so 4x4=16 solid metal door stops (i.e. over 19 kg worth of door stoppers). The delivery guy was not particularly happy with me that day.

You should have said “Do you even lift, brah“ after signing for the package.

 

[Tesseract]

nothing comes to mind, just skimmed a decades worth

maybe this --> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0090BTY8Y/?tag=neogaf0e-20

i never used the stupid thing

 

[GymWolf]

I am always confused by these things.
Does it look and feel like her vagina is supposed to feel or is that just a marketing gag?


You should have said “Do you even lift, brah“ after signing for the package.

Dont watch at work

 

[Kamina]

Dont watch at work

Kay, so that was the outside. The inside is generic i guess.
And lol, doing that suff in some sort of creepy warehouse.

 

[DonJorginho]

I am always confused by these things.
Does it look and feel like her vagina is supposed to feel or is that just a marketing gag?


You should have said “Do you even lift, brah“ after signing for the package.

It's her vagina moulded, feels pretty good tbh

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

FAO Elektro Demon 2.0

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

It's more embarrassing to tell us than to have bought the thing.

You're all faceless posters on a message board. What do I care?

 

[iconmaster]

I guess if you didn't know the context, mine would be this:

 

[Gargus]

Just remember, one day you'll be dead and nothing you have done will matter. So who gives a shit what you buy on amazon?

 

[iconmaster]

Just remember, one day you'll be dead and nothing you have done will matter. So who gives a shit what you buy on amazon?

Maybe go plant a tree or something.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Just remember, one day you'll be dead and nothing you have done will matter. So who gives a shit what you buy on amazon?

I live in the certainty that my ghost would stay here just to keep feeling embarrassed for all eternity.

 

[888]

Enema Bulb lol.

 

[Rival]

Probably the complete Jackass collection.

 

[lock2k]

You're all faceless posters on a message board. What do I care?

Go to the introduction thread. Bam, we have faces! lol

 

[Classicrockfan]

Onechanbarra banana split edition.

 

[Bigrx1]

A big fat dildo - bought it for a camgirl to use in a skype show. She got it and ended up using it, but that was like 3 years ago and that fat dildo is still sitting on my purchase history.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

OP, if someone finds out you gotta do a sacrifice... Pump your beef till it pops!

 

[Pallas]

I ordered a random onahole with a random waifu on the box but thankfully Elektro Demon 2.0 saved me the embarrassment of anyone ever finding it in my family.

 

[Cato]

A big fat dildo - bought it for a camgirl to use in a skype show. She got it and ended up using it, but that was like 3 years ago and that fat dildo is still sitting on my purchase history.

Did you tape it?
If you taped it it was worth it.

 

[TUROK]

How fucked up is your dick now?

I don't have any embarrassing purchases on Amazon cause I'm boring as hell.

 

[Bigrx1]

Did you tape it?
If you taped it it was worth it.

I did cap it!

 

[Cato]

I did cap it!

Youtube link or it never happened