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[ElectricBlanketFire]

Hozier - Take Me To Church

Oh my gooooooooooshhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP! I'm not taking you to church. Seriously be quiet. If the sensation of trying to drink water after getting a shot of novocain could write a song, this is what you would get. YEEEEEEEESHHHHH.

What about you?

EMERGENCY EDIT: I regret not making "Moves Like Jagger" my pick.

 

[iMax]

There can be only one.

 

[blame space]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

There can be only one.

first post yada yada yada

but yes this is the one

 

[Escape Goat]

Pick any Nikki Minaj song.

 

[blame space]

Nikki Minaj made Starship and Super Bass

 

[Disgraced]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg

But I kind of like that song.

 

[bobawesome]

Hey, Soul Sister by Train

If you enjoy this song, even a little bit, you've failed as a human being.

 

[Zombine]

Stay
With me
Cause I'm
On
My knee
E
Es

 

[Cereal KiIIer]

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk


.......

 

[walkmetothelake]

Happy

Blurred Lines was really close though.

 

[Hatchtag]

FIRST THING'S FIRST I'M THE REALEST

If I had to choose a second place song, though, it'd be that fucking cheerleader song on the radio.
It fucking rhymes cheerleader with cause I need her. Just terrible.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

that stupid snowman one.

 

[Reeks]

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk


.......

I'll second this.

 

[Nakho]

Hey, Soul Sister by Train

If you enjoy this song, even a little bit, you've failed as a human being.

This. Jesus Christ, this song is annoying as heck.

 

[RustedPieces]

There can be only one.

Truth-mode.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk


.......

Yeah, I'm going with this too.

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

Hey, Soul Sister by Train

If you enjoy this song, even a little bit, you've failed as a human being.

Nailed it.

 

[Cartman86]

Agreed. I like some really shitty popular music, but fuck if this song not catchy in the slightest. That chorus is painful to listen to.

 

[Apt101]

Aside from awful YouTube stars, it's probably something by Nickleback or Miley Cyrus.

 

[djplaeskool]

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

 

[Nudull]

ITT: GAF names every popular song from the last five years.

Spoiler

Blurred Lines sucks, though.

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Happy

This. People would include it in every single presentation at my work and it drove me absolutely insane.

 

[blame space]

blurred lines sucked so bad

 

[Hazmat]

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk


.......

I don't know if this is the worst, but it's up there. Fuck this song.

 

[Ahasverus]

The man from that "Let her go" song must have worst, most annoying voice ever recorded.

 

[Korey]

You are all wrong.

Fun. - We Are Young

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Hey, Soul Sister by Train

If you enjoy this song, even a little bit, you've failed as a human being.

This is a good one.

You are all wrong.

Fun. - We Are Young

Also good.

 

[Alphahawk]

That Sam Smith song "Lay me Down" I actually made a thread about how terrible it was too.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

I'm gonna have to go with Blurred Lines.

 

[lamaroo]

There can be only one.

Honestly the only time I ever heard this song was in that first GAF thread. Not like Radioactive or something.

There's another song that plays all of the time recently, the music is terribly bland radio friendly rock, and they basically repeat the same lyrics over the course of the entire song but thankfully I can't remember it right now.

 

[Manu]

You are all wrong.

Fun. - We Are Young

This is a good one.

But living in Latin America you get one of these pretty much every week, so it's hard to pick just one.

 

[Servbot24]

Why on earth would you hate Friday? That's like hating the happy birthday song or something.


All About That Bass on the other hand, is truly despicable in almost every way.

 

[Ahasverus]

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk


.......

Oh yes this. I thought miss Piggy was out of fashion since the 80's.

 

[Data West]

Wake Me Up by Avicii

you guys country music and electronic music! what a combination!

 

[Korey]

Hey, Soul Sister by Train

If you enjoy this song, even a little bit, you've failed as a human being.

Oh god, forgot about this song.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk


.......

yep. this. i'd rather listen to Friday.

 

[Afterlife]

For me it's probably anything from imagine dragon... I'm pretty open about music but man those guys are just such a pain to listen to.

 

[Onion_Relish]

Hozier - Take Me To Church

Oh my gooooooooooshhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP! I'm not taking you to church. Seriously be quiet. Can this get any more dreary and dull? YEEEEEEEESHHHHH.

What about you?

I agree with this choice. Also, if you want people to hate it even more, mention that it is written and performed by a

Spoiler

Canadian

 

[Cuyejo]

Hozier - Take Me To Church

Oh my gooooooooooshhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP! I'm not taking you to church. Seriously be quiet. Can this get any more dreary and dull? YEEEEEEEESHHHHH.

What about you?

Never really paid attention to the lyrics... nothing makes sense, in a bad way.

 

[friday]

You are all wrong.

Fun. - We Are Young

I choose this one. Shamelessly ripping off anything remotely good and repackaging it for pop.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Baby - Justin Beiber with over 4.8 million dislikes.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Frozen's 'Let it go' and 'Do you want to build a snowman'

because everybody had to sing it 24/7

 

[Salamando]

That "why you gotta be so rude" song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk

Canadian Reggae, incredibly soft R's, lyrics that are nothing but whining. Can't stand it.

 

[alejob]

I know everyone has different tastes but...

When a song is really popular and you think it sucks, more than likely it's you or your taste that suck.

Having said that. I can't stand Call me maybe.

 

[Cap'n Cook]

Trap Queen

I hate how every line ends with something that rhymes with O and it goes on and on, it annoys the shit out of me.

 

[Jarrod38]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBr7kECsjcQ

 

[Ahasverus]

I know everyone has different tastes but...

When a song is really popular and you think it sucks, more than likely it's you or your taste that suck.

Having said that. I can't stand Call me maybe.

Sorry but I can differentiate monotone melodies and recycled lyrics with great clarity thank you very much

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Hey, Soul Sister by Train

If you enjoy this song, even a little bit, you've failed as a human being.

Hey...this song is from 2009! STOP CHEATING!!!

 

[Azalean]

Blurred Lines for me. Can't stand that song.