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Movies where Actors just phoned it in

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Will Smith in After Earth totally eclipsed his son's bad acting because his son was actually legitimately trying. Will didn't even bother showing up and he produced the thing! Every call sounded like he was angrier and more tired of his role with every scene.
 
Kiefer Sutherland: Phone Booth

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Harrison Ford was good in Blade Runner but he completely phoned in the narration from the theatrical version. The delivery is so bad, and it sounds like he's rolling his eyes the entire time (because he probably was).

from what i recall, ford intentionally gave it a really flat read because he didn't want to do it and felt like the film didn't need it, but the producers pushed him to do it against ford's and scott's wishes.

someone once said something that especially put his most recent years into perspective. the guy tried for six years to just get more than bit parts and it didn't happen. so he became a carpenter to support his wife and kids. he was 35 when star wars happened, and had spent the later years of his 20s and early 30s not really making it big, and very quickly he became one of the biggest stars on the planet. in the interviews i've seen him in, i don't think it's that he doesn't care or isn't fortunate for all of it, but having been on the other side and having to live like a normal person for so long, he probably doesn't care about getting caught up in the business.
 
Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons.
Full on "I don't give a fuck" acting.

He didn't phone it in though; he acted his tits off in that. But you're correct that he didn't give a fuck. Obviously knew it was going to be a terrible film and decided to roll with it.

I also think the bad acting in the Star Wars prequels was absolutely down to Lucas' terrible directing. There are far too many great actors turning in shite performances for any other possibility.

Also, I'd have to say almost any film these days starring Bruce Willis looks like he phones it in. He really seems like he's lost any ability to convey emotion aside from disinterest or a mild bother.
 
Also, I'd have to say almost any film these days starring Bruce Willis looks like he phones it in. He really seems like he's lost any ability to convey emotion aside from disinterest or a mild bother.

He was pretty good in Looper though.

In terms of directors phoning it in David Gordon Green is the only guy I know who pumps out absolute dogshit, and then follows it up with actual filmmaking.
 
Bruce Willis has to be the most unfortunate example of this. I love him, grew up with his movies and it sucks to see how little he cares about anything lately. I mean, what's going on with him anyway? Just say "no" to garbage scripts man, surely he can't be needing the money.

Dude should just retire if acting annoys him that much. If not for himself, then for his fans.
 
I had the unfortunate chance to see Grown Ups 2. I have never ever ever ever seen such phoned in acting in my life. Not a single person even tries. It's a cast full of people on a holiday while someone had a camera rolling every now and then. My friend even apologized to me afterwards by saying "I'm sorry for making you watch this."
 
Bruce Willis in anything past Sixth Sense.

Harrison Ford since the Patriot.


Nicholas Cage for the past 15 years.
 
Fucking Russel Crowe in fucking Winter's Tale. Dude looks like he only read the script for the specific line he is shooting at that instance, discarding all the rest. It's groan-worthy.
 
Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons.
Full on "I don't give a fuck" acting.

It's almost giving too MUCH of a fuck and then because of that, not giving any fucks later.

That movie was so dumb but it was still funny to watch. Also, Richard O'Brien, bitches!!

Bruce Willis playing himself in the last five or six movies he's been in. I don't even know why he was in GI Joe.

Oh my god, especially in the last couple of Die Hard films. He's pretty much making a mockery of himself at this point.
 
Brad Pitt, 12 years a Slave. Probably his worse performance ever and I think I purposely "phoned it in" so he would not be considered for any awards.

His performance was such a god-damn jarring distraction in that movie when he turned up. They really needed a decent character actor to play that part. But Pitt was one of the people behind getting the film made, so it was sort of inevitable that he'd want a cameo. It would of been better if he played the douche who squealed on Solomon tbh, and swapped Garret Dillahunt to Pitts role.

I'd disagree with that only on the basis of that the Liam Neeson, Action Star thing was the result of him giving a full-assed, convincing performance in a silly film like Taken in the first place. And even then, he's still done good work outside of the obvious typecasting in films like The Grey and The LEGO Movie.

Yeah I'm not getting the Neeson hate. Taken is a B movie of the first order. The plot is dire, the rest of the cast are flat as pancakes and in terms of how it plays out it's entirely predictable. Where it excels is in having Neeson playing it for reals. A guy who was largely playing against type in terms of his casting for many years and having some decent if modestly budgeted action sequences. It's a fun film if you are prepared to suspend your disbelief.

Neeson's main problem as an actor has always been the fact that the guy is super tall (6'4") which actually makes it hard to cast him in anything against other more modestly dimensioned actors because he physically dominates people. That's why he always ends up being cast as fatherly figures a lot of the time (Stars wars, Kingdom of heaven).

Personally I think despite everything his true age is beginning to show in terms of his late to the party action hero status, but at same time I thought he was great in The Grey and was kind of disappointed that he didn't at least get a nomination that year in truth.
 
I'd disagree with that only on the basis of that the Liam Neeson, Action Star thing was the result of him giving a full-assed, convincing performance in a silly film like Taken in the first place. And even then, he's still done good work outside of the obvious typecasting in films like The Grey and The LEGO Movie.

How was he typecasted in the LEGO movie? I wouldn't call a villain the usual Neeson role.
 
We must have a very different definition of the word "hilarious." There was nothing hilarious about it. Bleh.

Humor is subjective. I think this is the first time I've heard of people actually disliking that scene.

from what i recall, ford intentionally gave it a really flat read because he didn't want to do it and felt like the film didn't need it, but the producers pushed him to do it against ford's and scott's wishes.

Yup that's what it was. I think the documentary on the 2007 DVD discussed this a bit, too, but it's been awhile since I watched it. It's funny hearing the voiceover now and realizing how terrible the reading is.
 
Seagal in most of his later movies. He often even refused to do scenes so they had to use a double for almost everything.

In Today you die there are a scenes where it's just a guy with a silly looking wig.

Also I just learned that Chloë Grace Moretz was in that movie :O
 
Harrison Ford

In almost everything he's been since 2000's What Lies Beneath.

Dude stopped giving a fuck since he turned 60.
 
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