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Mr. Plinkett reviews Cop Dog

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The last part with the puppy, hahaha.
 
this was pretty awesome. So awesome, in fact, that it made me go back and watch the BabyÂ’s Day Out review and that was equally amazing.

IÂ’m a sucker for this guyÂ’s style. I love how he gets into so much detail. Loved the bit where he rattles off around 20 other direct to video dog-schlock movies.
 
Were there 0 mentions of pizza rolls this time around? Also, can someone refresh my memory about the storyline involving that chick he kidnaps during the Star Wars reviews?
 
obijkenobi said:
Were there 0 mentions of pizza rolls this time around? Also, can someone refresh my memory about the storyline involving that chick he kidnaps during the Star Wars reviews?
She set him on fire but decided that the world needs someone to watch stupid movies and then review them.
 
I laughed when his suck chart came up and cop dog beat out indy 4 which "made it" his next film he had to review.

so cop dog cheated us out of our indy 4!
 
Ripclawe said:
I laughed when his suck chart came up and cop dog beat out indy 4 which "made it" his next film he had to review.

so cop dog cheated us out of our indy 4!
Did you watch to the end? Looks like that one is next.
 
(Half in the Bag Scream 4)Oh sweet, they mentioned they went to a con in Eau Claire WI.

Sorry, I get giddy when anyone mentions my middle-of-nowhere city

Can't wait for the Indy 4 review
 
Haha I hope that ending means he's going to review Crystal Skull next seeing as how it's now the highest in his suckability index. I'd really love to see that.
 
vazel said:
Haha I hope that ending means he's going to review Crystal Skull next seeing as how it's now the highest in his suckability index. I'd really love to see that.
How can it not be his next review when this one is basically one big build-up for that.
 
How About No said:
(Half in the Bag Scream 4)Oh sweet, they mentioned they went to a con in Eau Claire WI.

Sorry, I get giddy when anyone mentions my middle-of-nowhere city

Can't wait for the Indy 4 review
sup eau-clairian
 
Qwomo said:
My favorite part is when he kicks a dog in the face.

Seriously what the fuck was up with that scene?

The dog is matrix dodging a sink (???), so maybe he was fighting robbers, but no, he was training with his master and gets kicked in the face.
 
I was trying to pretend Indy 4 didn't exist, but now I think I should maybe watch it so I can enjoy the upcoming review more. I'm torn.
 
By the way, poor cat. First he gets raped, now cooked, poor little pussy.

Oh and the part that I loved and didn't mention in my first post was the part explaining the biggest scourge of film industry. How in between all the movies he fit "Ghost Dog". Oh and I nearly died when he started summarising them all at once.
 
Shin_Kojima said:
I was trying to pretend Indy 4 didn't exist, but now I think I should maybe watch it so I can enjoy the upcoming review more. I'm torn.

Do it. Then watch the South Park episode "The China Problem" and get ready for this review.

While it wasn't a great movie, I enjoyed it.
 
Shin_Kojima said:
I was trying to pretend Indy 4 didn't exist, but now I think I should maybe watch it so I can enjoy the upcoming review more. I'm torn.
I was thinking the same thing...and yeah, if Plinkett is doing a review, I'll have to watch it now.
 
Cop Dog's existence is now justified simply by proving inspiration for this review.

God, I love these reviews.

I hope we don't have to wait long for Indy 4. I wonder if it will be an epic 70 minute deal like Star Wars I-III.
 
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