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[Parallax Scroll]

It is good.

http://redlettermedia.com/mr-plinkett-has-a-new-review/

There's also a possible tease for what his next review is at the end, and it's one that people have been asking for.

hell yes i'm always down for more plinkett.

 

[Lijik]

Im not that far, but I just lost it at the reveal that the dog is really a ghost.
What the fuck :lol

 

[Skiptastic]

When he's checking his math, "8/3" and "Indiana Jones 4" are circled. Just sayin'.

Holy shit, awesome catch! Maybe we get the Indy 4 review August 3rd?

 

[Uchip]

Plinket math is epic

 

[Suikoguy]

The last part with the puppy, hahaha.

 

[ezekial45]

That Michael Vick joke was brilliant.

 

[Avocado]

Oh man, this made my night.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

JON VOIGHT WAS IN KARATE DOG? WHAT THE FUCK?

 

[LCfiner]

this was pretty awesome. So awesome, in fact, that it made me go back and watch the Baby’s Day Out review and that was equally amazing.

I’m a sucker for this guy’s style. I love how he gets into so much detail. Loved the bit where he rattles off around 20 other direct to video dog-schlock movies.

 

[obijkenobi]

Were there 0 mentions of pizza rolls this time around? Also, can someone refresh my memory about the storyline involving that chick he kidnaps during the Star Wars reviews?

 

[Freshmaker]

Were there 0 mentions of pizza rolls this time around? Also, can someone refresh my memory about the storyline involving that chick he kidnaps during the Star Wars reviews?

She set him on fire but decided that the world needs someone to watch stupid movies and then review them.

 

[Zombie James]

Awesome review. Couldn't stop laughing at the Parker Lewis part.

 

[NIN90]

He needs water.... HE NEEDS WATER!!

 

[rollingstart]

JON VOIGHT WAS IN KARATE DOG? WHAT THE FUCK?

Jon Voight was also in Transformers and National Treasure 2

 

[sixteen-bit]

This film looks like the worst thing ever.

 

[disappeared]

I really hope he puts out a DVD sometime of his reviews. Shit's hilarious to turn on when you want a good laugh.

 

[Qwomo]

JON VOIGHT WAS IN KARATE DOG? WHAT THE FUCK?

My favorite part is when he kicks a dog in the face.

 

[Ripclawe]

I laughed when his suck chart came up and cop dog beat out indy 4 which "made it" his next film he had to review.

so cop dog cheated us out of our indy 4!

 

[sixteen-bit]

I laughed when his suck chart came up and cop dog beat out indy 4 which "made it" his next film he had to review.

so cop dog cheated us out of our indy 4!

Did you watch to the end? Looks like that one is next.

 

[Nappuccino]

I laughed when his suck chart came up and cop dog beat out indy 4 which "made it" his next film he had to review.

so cop dog cheated us out of our indy 4!

...

That's the joke

 

[How About No]

(Half in the Bag Scream 4)Oh sweet, they mentioned they went to a con in Eau Claire WI.

Sorry, I get giddy when anyone mentions my middle-of-nowhere city

Can't wait for the Indy 4 review

 

[Ripclawe]

...

That's the joke

my sarcastic snark doesn't translate anymore...

 

[nomis]

Jon Voight was also in Transformers and National Treasure 2

Karate Dog didn't have a $150 million budget.

 

[Nappuccino]

my sarcastic snark doesn't translate anymore...

Oh...

Ignore me

 

[Juanadams]

When is he going to review Indy 4?!?!

 

[vazel]

Haha I hope that ending means he's going to review Crystal Skull next seeing as how it's now the highest in his suckability index. I'd really love to see that.

 

[GCX]

Haha I hope that ending means he's going to review Crystal Skull next seeing as how it's now the highest in his suckability index. I'd really love to see that.

How can it not be his next review when this one is basically one big build-up for that.

 

[sixteen-bit]

When is he going to review Indy 4?!?!

Next time

 

[SapientWolf]

lol

He rails on the kid for using the girl to support his weight. This guy is completely unhinged.

 

[GG-Duo]

I lost it at the michael vick part

 

[Odrion]

(Half in the Bag Scream 4)Oh sweet, they mentioned they went to a con in Eau Claire WI.

Sorry, I get giddy when anyone mentions my middle-of-nowhere city

Can't wait for the Indy 4 review

sup eau-clairian

 

[KarmaCow]

My favorite part is when he kicks a dog in the face.

Seriously what the fuck was up with that scene?

The dog is matrix dodging a sink (???), so maybe he was fighting robbers, but no, he was training with his master and gets kicked in the face.

 

[Shin Kojima]

I was trying to pretend Indy 4 didn't exist, but now I think I should maybe watch it so I can enjoy the upcoming review more. I'm torn.

 

[CassSept]

By the way, poor cat. First he gets raped, now cooked, poor little pussy.

Oh and the part that I loved and didn't mention in my first post was the part explaining the biggest scourge of film industry. How in between all the movies he fit "Ghost Dog". Oh and I nearly died when he started summarising them all at once.

 

[ZephyrFate]

"This part was so hard to unnerstand 'cuz I've had driinks!"

 

[kinoki]

I was trying to pretend Indy 4 didn't exist, but now I think I should maybe watch it so I can enjoy the upcoming review more. I'm torn.

Do it. Then watch the South Park episode "The China Problem" and get ready for this review.

Spoiler

While it wasn't a great movie, I enjoyed it.

 

[Nesotenso]

Man that was hilarious . I am in tears.

 

[Data West]

Wasn't near as good as the last few, but I loved 'gotta enter the puppy factor'

 

[Garou]

Related: The return of ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJCeNSQU-K4

 

[Lucky Forward]

I was trying to pretend Indy 4 didn't exist, but now I think I should maybe watch it so I can enjoy the upcoming review more. I'm torn.

I was thinking the same thing...and yeah, if Plinkett is doing a review, I'll have to watch it now.

 

[Regulus Tera]

This is brilliant.

 

[lunarworks]

Cop Dog's existence is now justified simply by proving inspiration for this review.

God, I love these reviews.

I hope we don't have to wait long for Indy 4. I wonder if it will be an epic 70 minute deal like Star Wars I-III.

 

[sixteen-bit]

I lost it at the michael vick part

Same here. Great set-up.

 

[Wallach]

This kid looks like the child version of the guy from No Country for Old Men.

 

[ahoyhoy]

One of the crooks is the con-artist drug-addict from Scrubs.

moreyouknow.jpg

 

[Chichikov]

Watched it.
This is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier than it has any right to be, considering it's little more than a teaser for his next review.

Related: The return of ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJCeNSQU-K4

Hilarious.

 

[Angry Fork]

What was the Michael Vick joke? I can't watch right now.

 

[MYE]

Jon Voight was also in Transformers and National Treasure 2

Anaconda

 

[Hari Seldon]

Oh god damn I lost it when he reads that amazon review hahahahaha.

 

[KevinCow]

I'm surprised he didn't mention all the Air Bud movies in his Damn Dog Movies list.