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[Carlius]

smh. OP, you should edit your post and remove the facebook link. The people who quoted it too.

ya ill do that, now am getting scared lmao

 

[Matty77]

I agree.

Also, please reexamine the relationship you were locked in a room.

he finally explained how that happened, don't know if you saw but knew you were concerned.

 

[PRBoricua]

no the 70 year old was my black roommate when i was livin in nyc. i told the story once in a thread, about her buttcheeks whiffing foul smells up my nostrils when i was doing it from behind. that will be another sotry.

This can't be true, can it?

 

[d9b]

smh. OP, you should edit your post and remove the facebook link. The people who quoted it too.

Not a bad idea. I removed his FB link from quote in my post.

 

[Carlius]

Not a bad idea. I removed his FB link from quote in my post.

thank you. appreciate it.

 

[d9b]

thank you. appreciate it.

No probs OP.

 

[PirateKing]

OP can tell us more about the 70 year old please. I know it's got nothing to do with your original post

 

[Matty77]

OP can tell us more about the 70 year old please. I know it's got nothing to do with your original post

It's the prequel which tells the origin of his fetish for much older women. It will be critically acclaimed on its own but divide the fan base of the original story.

 

[Carlius]

OP can tell us more about the 70 year old please. I know it's got nothing to do with your original post

ill do athread about it soon.

 

[PleaseBeGentle_]

This topic is going places lol

 

[Aeriscloud]

Haha i meant locks me in her room

What the fuck?

 

[Ban Puncher]

ill do athread about it soon.

Dastardly Anal Smell 2 - Electric Booty-Eww

 

[Chezzymann]

Looking at his post history nothing is this consistently bad. A mobile phone doesn't make you illiterate.

he could have one of those cheap number pad phones

 

[Matty77]

Dastardly Anal Smell 2 - Electric Booty-Eww

Perfect. The most anticipated prequel for the GAF summer blockbuster threads season.

 

[JNT]

no the 70 year old was my black roommate when i was livin in nyc. i told the story once in a thread, about her buttcheeks whiffing foul smells up my nostrils when i was doing it from behind. that will be another sotry.

I can't even

 

[Like the hat?]

Lady sounds like a fucking wackjob.

 

[braves01]

no the 70 year old was my black roommate when i was livin in nyc. i told the story once in a thread, about her buttcheeks whiffing foul smells up my nostrils when i was doing it from behind. that will be another sotry.

 

[terrisus]

Dastardly Anal Smell 2 - Electric Booty-Eww

 

[bananafactory]

Perfect use of that gif

 

[Coolwhip]

Do you keep anything to yourself?

Too much info dude!

 

[terrisus]

Side-note: OP, don't forget that today is Mother's Day
Maybe, just for today, you should give her mother a bit of attention too.

Spoiler

(Disclaimer: I'm not serious, of course >.>)

 

[d9b]

The most anticipated prequel for the GAF summer blockbuster threads season.

This. I agree. The most anticipated thread prequel!

 

[Carlius]

well it turns out she has a virus. Doctors have told her to rest. thank god. i am relieved. thank you all for the great thread, it saved me from going insane. thank you gaf.

maybe ill do the other thread soon, so you can all expeirnce what is like to have sex with a 70 year old.

 

[DeathyBoy]

well it turns out she has a virus. Doctors have told her to rest. thank god. i am relieved. thank you all for the great thread, it saved me from going insane. thank you gaf.

maybe ill do the other thread soon, so you can all expeirnce what is like to have sex with a 70 year old.

A virus?

28 Days Later...

 

[bananafactory]

so you can all expeirnce what is like to have sex with a 70 year old.

 

[PirateKing]

I never heard of a virus that makes you act crazy

 

[Replicant]

Side-note: OP, don't forget that today is Mother's Day
Maybe, just for today, you should give her mother a bit of attention too.

But then OP would be a.....*drumrolls*......mother-fucker.

 

[d9b]

well it turns out she has a virus. Doctors have told her to rest. thank god. i am relieved. thank you all for the great thread, it saved me from going insane. thank you gaf.

maybe ill do the other thread soon, so you can all expeirnce what is like to have sex with a 70 year old.

So, are you going back to her place now or staying home?

And definitely make that thread... Or you could just tell us that story now, lol.

 

[Carlius]

So, are you going back to her place now or staying home?

And definitely make that thread... Or you could just tell us that story now, lol.

am staying in, going to sleep soon, i ahvent slept. ill make the thread and leave you guys with that.

 

[Ban Puncher]

maybe ill do the other thread soon, so you can all expeirnce what is like to have sex with a 70 year old.

 

[Hex]

 

[sensui-tomo]

Even I have standards, as low as they are.

 

[Lulubop]

Perfect. The most anticipated prequel for the GAF summer blockbuster threads season.

Hoping for a Pentagod 2 thread, personally.

Also OP is full of shit.

 

[Choomp]

no the 70 year old was my black roommate when i was livin in nyc. i told the story once in a thread, about her buttcheeks whiffing foul smells up my nostrils when i was doing it from behind. that will be another sotry.

Great fucking Scott how did this thread get under my radar

 

[terrisus]

OP is full of shit.

Well, either him or the woman he was being intimate with was.

 

[rpmurphy]

no the 70 year old was my black roommate when i was livin in nyc. i told the story once in a thread, about her buttcheeks whiffing foul smells up my nostrils when i was doing it from behind. that will be another sotry.

Was she a great grandma or a great grandma?

 

[DeathyBoy]

Groddamnit, when is daddy coming home?

 

[Popnbake]

Even I have standards, as low as they are.

70 year olds need love too.

 

[Matty77]

Groddamnit, when is daddy coming home?

That will be the sequel I am sure.

 

[Concept17]

I feel like this thread is just the opening 15 minutes to a great porno.

 

[Matty77]

Hoping for a Pentagod 2 thread, personally.

Also OP is full of shit.

yes, but it's the most amusing shit I have seen in a forum for quite awhile.

 

[UnObtainium17]

no the 70 year old was my black roommate when i was livin in nyc. i told the story once in a thread, about her buttcheeks whiffing foul smells up my nostrils when i was doing it from behind. that will be another sotry.

Damn... Thats what you get for hitting on ancient pussy.

 

[Razmos]

I feel like this thread is just the opening 15 minutes to a gross porno.

fixed

 

[Makai]

Forty-eight

Seventy

 

[Ban Puncher]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1043896

 

[davepoobond]

A virus?

 

[Sadist]

I'm so confused right now

 

[DeathyBoy]

Nature... finds a way!

 

[Kain]

Holy fucking shit this thread.

I have to say OP is a sport for putting up with this, tío, eres un grande!

 

[cj_iwakura]

Are you one of R.Kelly's ghostwriters?