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[TeamLeftMatch]

OP that was amazing. You can really see how desperate those scammers get.

There was a pretty good TED talk on this.

Did you know there's a YouTube playlist of him replying to spam called Scamalot. I spent my time watching all of them.

 

[Richie]

The drawing freaking killed me. My props OP, will share.

Was it intentional that the "nephew" was referred to with female pronouns? Only added to it lol

 

[Vegivo]

Hilarious stuff. Good show 👍🏽 😂

 

[Snakethesniper]

The drawing freaking killed me. My props OP, will share.

Was it intentional that the "nephew" was referred to with female pronouns? Only added to it lol

Actually that's an error on my part, all the eventual others are wanted, but this one actually slipped while I was writing xD I forgot about "niece"

 

[m23]

That was amazing. The drawing had me dying lmao.

 

[Snakethesniper]

Mr johnathan answered!

Hello,

My special greetings to you and your entire family, I am Jonathan Walter, My Mother Miss. Olivia Borrego confirmed she is the person that sent you, and directed me to contact you with the code “Hospital” , she said that i should give you the contact of her lawyer so that you will contact him and he will give you the details on how the fund will be transferred to you there in your country and help you to change the whole documents of the fund to your name as the new beneficiary.



My Mother said that i should let you know that the lawyer she appointed is a very good man, and will help to make sure that the fund is transferred to you as soon as possible without charging you for any fee, so try and cooperate with him.



Please see the below contact information of her lawyer;

ESQ BARRISTER RUFUS ALLEN

PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY

ALLEN & ASSOCIATES CHAMBERS

RUE 215 RIVERA ABIDJAN

COTE D'IVORE

Email: barallenruf@consultant.com

barallenchamber@gmail.com

PHONE NUMBER- (+225-447-263-27)



Try and contact him immediately, I will also appreciate if you discuss with him through phone direct immediately you send the mail to him to enable him facilitate the release of the fund as urgent as he can help because the Man is always busy with his Government work. Meanwhile my Mother says that you should forward your below information to the Lawyer for his help of getting the fund transferred.



1, YOUR FULL NAME

2, YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS

3, YOUR PHONE NUMBER INCLUDING YOUR FAX IF ANY

4, YOUR PICTURE IDENTIFY



Please always remember the code mother gave to you in her first mail as (HOSPITAL) Also, please i will like you to be calling me with this number +225 063 795 69 from time to time so that i will be telling you if any development of Madam’s condition.


I will attach the deposit certificate you will use to contact the Lawyer on behalf of my mother in the next mail and if there is any contribution you can make to help because I don’t like the delay and the way they are treating her here without any hope. I will wait to hear from you immediately.


Thank you and God bless you

Let's see how this one goes

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

You missed out on a great opportunity sir.

 

[OmegaTreeFish]

Good stuff here.

It inspired me to look at my spam folder. Not much in there execpt this uplifting message from one Mari Odonnell:

"Just dont be offended with my words but your skin is not good. Maybe you'll try to {0} some {1} {2}? Btw, I have a {3} for you.

Follow this link: <I removed link>"

Thanks Mari. I will save this for those mornings when I'm feeling low and nood a boost to my self esteem.

edit

Oh and this this little tempter from Susanne Crosby:

"Message me back, and I will show you my bare photographs. I love to get naughty with random lads."

We all know what I have to do hear right...

 

[psynergylover]

this is pretty damn good!!!