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My rabbit goes crazy for Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off"

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Matt please
 
This thread is a roller coaster of emotion.

First I am excited to see the topic bumped. Then I check it and I am depressed to find no dancing rabbit. Then I laugh at all the humorous responses.
 
I had no knowledge of what was to come. Nor did I care. How the knowledge changed me... It will also change you. As you read this, you will come to learn fear as I have. You too, will come to understand, or you will perish. To think that once I could not see beyond my failure to deliver, to see those who demand gratification. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the irrationality of pet video watchers. I was once a fool…

- The OP right now
 
Mods please ban him. No video of rabbit dancing rabitt taylor swift
 
This is like the worst thread ever. He should have asked to delete it. I wanna file a class action law suit if you guys are with me.
 
I like to imagine that Matt is looping the song over and over, dancing crazily as his rabbit cowers in fear--crying because he'll never get a Darkwing Duck tag.

If he does get a tag for all of this, can we go with "The fella over there with the not so great hare"? That'd be swell. :P
 
Tangeroo said:
Cute bunny! If you're taking requests, any chance you can take a video of the same thing except from the front or side of the bunny? Do bunnies even experience REM sleep?
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Yea, that twitching is REM sleep. She does it a lot more extreme at other times and sometimes even falls over, this is just one I caught when she was napping by my feet.

I've got another one, give me a sec.

EDIT: Here ya go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpbhhxQFaEw&feature=youtu.be

Excuse the curtains cuz well.....I've got a rabbit....
 
OP has had enough time by now to render a CGI rabbit.

There is NO excuse for this shabby treatment of GAF members.
 
Matt does not exist anymore. Only Seanspeed now. Seanspeed is the Pied Piper of bunnies.

The Hare Hopper.
 
Let's do a quick recap for the poor folks at home suffering through this ordeal. I'm no Lionel Mandrake, but I'll do my best.

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Upon the 6th of December of 2014, at 4:09 AM, Matt promised GAF a revolutionary video that could unravel life's greatest mysteries. Matt exclaimed that his rabbit had a particular habit of "running around in circles and popcorning" to the popular song "Shake It Off" by the artist known as Taylor Swift. What ensued was worse than GAF could have ever imagined: Matt did not deliver upon his promise to post the video of the magnificent incident.

His next post mentioned that his rabbit was "not in the mood today", stating "maybe she has developed some taste". Not only did he not deliver the video, but he even took a swing at Taylor Swift fans. PopGAF would eat him alive.
Shortly after he attempted to get his rabbit to dance. This is when he bluntly promised all of GAF that even if she's not in the mood, somehow I'll make that rabbit dance.

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This was Matt's blood oath to GAF. "Somehow I'll make that rabbit dance". That was the promise he made to all of us when he created this thread so long ago.

Matt, flustered with chagrin, attempted to cover up not delivering by saying his rabbit "is distrustful of my phone and generally freezes up when she sees it." You heard it here, GAF: Matt went so far as to blame his poor innocent rabbit for the lack of a video on his part.

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We as a forum have waited almost TWO WEEKS for the delivery of the aforementioned video full of bunny acrobatics. No longer will I allow this injustice to continue to harm my fine fellow GAF members.

Because Matt has decided not to deliver upon his promise, I have taken it upon myself to bestow upon him a hare-raising amount of tags. I propose that we dedicate the rest of this time to publicly voting on what bunny-blasting tag he will receive for cheating GAF out of a wonderful quick thread read.

Here they all are so far, in order of posting:
Hares gonna hate
Hopping mad
The fella over there with the not so good hare (personal favorite)
Seanspeed's hareless alt
My rabbit will Swiftly destroy your dreams (what the heck. let's add another one)
Banned

I also propose that we commemorate the actions of the amazing Seanspeed, a wonderful member of GAF society who has taken it upon himself to fulfill the broken promise that has left us all heartbroken by filming his wonderful Lily.

Godspeed, Seanspeed.

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Many thanks to this huge page of rabbit GIFs.
 
Seanspeed said:
Yea, that twitching is REM sleep. She does it a lot more extreme at other times and sometimes even falls over, this is just one I caught when she was napping by my feet.

I've got another one, give me a sec.

EDIT: Here ya go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpbhhxQFaEw&feature=youtu.be

Excuse the curtains cuz well.....I've got a rabbit....
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Awesome. That's both cute and horrifying at the same time. Plus, you delivered in... what... 8 minutes? I didn't know it was possible to record and upload a video of a bunny in that short a period of time. Previous experience has led me to believe otherwise.
 
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