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[boredofcanada]

So I was playing Plants vs zombies in the living room a couple of weeks ago, when my roommates come home (they are a couple) and the girl demanded I turn off that garbage. She told me to get a life and the guy came in the room and begged me to turn it off, with the look of absolute fear. I have had plenty of dicussions with her about gaming and is super against it because religion and "it's wrong". Someone remind me why I live here again. FML

 

[Liamc723]

Looks like you need some new room mates.

 

[LordJim]

Fascinating blog post.

 

[Lysandus]

This clearly requires a blood sacrifice.

 

[GulAtiCa]

Guess I like to sin then!

 

[Neuromancer]

Show her Diablo III.

 

[duckroll]

You sure they're not just anti-EA fanatics?!

 

[Waylon Drums]

So I was playing Plants vs zombies in the living room a couple of weeks ago, when my roommates come home (they are a couple) and the girl demanded I turn off that garbage. She told me to get a life and the guy came in the room and begged me to turn it off, with the look of absolute fear. Someone remind me why I live here again. FML

Yikes, what terrible people. Move out the second you can...OR, keep playing satan games and make their prude asses move.

 

[U2NUMB]

Go buy Diablo 3 and play that shit 24/7!

 

[T.O.P]

Sounds like a keeper

 

[LQX]

How old are they and what is their religion?

 

[Fancy Clown]

Your roommate is a dummy

 

[Bishop89]

find a new roommate with a brain.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I am very Catholic, and I can say with 100% certainty that they are being weird.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Lol. That reminds me of Walk Hard.

Priest: the music that you play comes from the depths of hell itself!

Cox: it's a song about holding hands!

Priest: you know who has hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding things.

 

[Aaron D.]

Did she tell you to burn all your Elvis records too?

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

duder, you gotta convert them. Start with this

 

[Alucrid]

you're whipped by proxy

 

[Bomber Bob]

You just need to sex her up

 

[chugen]

next time play P.T

 

[fwpx]

Gaming news at its finest.

 

[Sendou]

I'm sorry but that's hilarious.

 

[GuardianE]

Give her a copy of the Bible Game.

 

[Seanspeed]

She's only following the Bible, man. Ya know, the part where Jesus says video games are bad.

 

[Inferno313]

Turn it off and start playing GTA instead.

 

[TheSpaceBetween]

Why did you agree to move in with religious zealots in the first place? Or was this completely out of nowhere?

 

[boredofcanada]

I have diablo 3 in my room with headphones on. Should I crank it

 

[Persona7]

what about anime?

 

[Colonel Mustard]

If he or she tries to hang crosses in your apartment, turn them upside down and feign ignorance when they ask.

 

[MrBadger]

I notice a severe lack of SMT when people talk about how videogames are for sinners.

It's always cute stuff like Pokemon and Final Fantasy.

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

Set out some magic cards and a D&D rulebook in the room next. Let us know if she breaks out the holy water and prayer beads.

 

[tass0]

next time play P.T

now that would have been amazing

 

[Tymerend]

I would ask them if they're going to start paying your half of rent. If not, then you can sacrifice baby goats for all they're allowed to care.

 

[chicagocubsfan]

Play some Catherine in front of her.

 

[GutZ31]

You sure they're not just anti-EA fanatics?!

I think you mispelled "Nut Jobs".

 

[ambar_hitman]

Oooh kinky.

 

[Goteki_45]

Your roomates have no idea what their missing out on

 

[SpacePirate Ridley]

You can go to a new place with new roomates that accept what you do or...

You can start criticising everything mildly bad or something she really likes to do until she gets fed up and start a war with you until one of you gets out of there.

I advise the first one.

 

[Einbroch]

For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.

- Romans 3:23

rekt

 

[SerTapTap]

Play some Binding of Isaac and make them watch. Or just leave the intro on loop

 

[That Wont Fit In There]

She's only following the Bible, man. Ya know, the part where Jesus says video games are bad.

Truuuu

 

[boredofcanada]

Why did you agree to move in with religious zealots in the first place? Or was this completely out of nowhere?

The guy is my best friend. His girl doesn't do anything at all. No school, no work, has a trust fund, goes to church all the time.

 

[Village]

what about anime?

Anime is for jerks

 

[bequietdrive]

Religion, twisting minds and ruining lives since the dawn of man.

 

[vypek]

lol. What? That is crazy. I really want to hear why she thinks that. Seems like its just her and her boyfriend is whipped

 

[Andrew.]

Why are these people even living with you?

or

Why are you even living with these people?

 

[OG Loc]

Tell her, "I'M A SINNER AND IM PROBABLY GONNA SIN AGAIN. LORD FORGIVE ME" then go back to playing games while blasting some rap music. And by rap music I mean the good foul language shit.

 

[CMojicaAce]

Continuously offer if they want to play with you until they get annoyed and can't take it anymore.

 

[Demon Lizardman]

Sounds a bit like a bitch to me. Cmon son, man up

 

[shandy706]

Nothing like a good brain washing from (insert religion here).