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My wife doesn't believe me

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Agalloch said:
ok not drink this trendy cocktails shit, but sometimes a tea, beer,wine or coffe is not bad, if you are in good healt.
in italy we have a saying: too much water creates rust.
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I like that saying. Thank you.
 
Why did you decide to only drink water? Did you join a monastery? Are you some sort of Ascetic? Can you not control yourself - were you downing 2 Liter bottles of Coca-Cola every day or something?
 
Milk,Juice , Tea and Water,
Alcohol is for pansies!
 
I drink only tea and occasionally coffee. I haven't had anything cold to drink in maybe a couple years, regardless of how hot it may be out.
 
I mainly drink water (at least 90% of my liquid intake). Tea here and there, coffee when I feel like it--usually a few times a month. I like wine. Nothing too dry. Thank goodness I'm not hooked on pop. A vanilla coke is godly every once in a great while, though. I don't get cravings for sugary drinks.
 
For health reasons, I'm only supposed to drink water. I occasionally drink orange juice or something, but 99% of the time, I just drink water. I go weeks without drinking anything else.

For over 20 years, I refused to drink water, except brief sips from fountains in gym or whatever. I would have never been able to imagine a day where I liked it and it was pretty much all I drank.
 
I used to drink a lot of milk... every meal.

In the last year or so i've pretty much given it up and have water with every meal.
I rarely drink sodas.
 
Solo said:
I dont believe you either. Neither does the woman Im seeing. She has some dumbass husband who is claiming the same thing.
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I personally didn't do it, but I could easily do it. 90% of all I drink is water. I don't like soda or alcohol (I can't have alcohol anyway), I drink coffe very rarely. the only other drinks I drink regualry are orange/lemon juice and tea.

So, very believable.
 
Threads like this are always interesting/scary. I like water and drink a fair amount of it but I couldn't imagine going through life drinking nothing but water.

Just out of curiosity, what do you aquavores eat? Is it equally spartan?
 
When I'm thirsty, I drink water, and that's it. I love water.

Alcohol and tea/coffee are simply means to ingest mood enhancers.
 
Dagon said:
Threads like this are always interesting/scary. I like water and drink a fair amount of it but I couldn't imagine going through life drinking nothing but water.

Just out of curiosity, what do you aquavores eat? Is it equally spartan?
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I eat whatever I want.
 
Water is 95% percent of my liquid intake too. I drink tea (all water, really) and milk (mostly water) and I'll have an occasional drink drink (ya know, like ketel one and club) but I hate soft drinks and fruit drinks. Water 4 Life.
 
In the past I've done this. I doubt I ever went for a year, but there have definitely been long stretches of my life with just water. Right now I need beer, coffee and tea in the mix, but I mostly just drink water.
 
Besides when I want to get drunk, the only thing I drink is water. So I would say I do the same thing. Because I wouldn't drink alcohol if I didn't want to get drunk and I definitely never drink anything else. And sense I only drink alcohol about twice every month, I'd say I'm on a water diet.
 
I normally drink water too, but I spoil myself with a soft drink every once in a while. OP screw the unbelievers and just keep doing what you want.
 
And she's been cheating on you. So who cares about your water habit?
 
Well, I never drank alcoholic beverages, and not really that big on anything else but water either, but 100%? Shit dude, you're my hero!
 
Damn, that's a lot of people that only drink water. Unless I'm taking an asprin I haven't drank a glass of just plain water in probably five years.
 
My main drink is milk, but I understand that this is pretty rare in some (most?) parts of the world. I drink quite a lot of water as well though, but that's almost exclusively tap water and I never use a glass for that. I would never buy water in a bottle, seems like a massive waste of money but then again, the tap water is excellent here.
 
Bearillusion said:
Sorry for the stupid thread title.

For the last year I've drank nothing but water. No tea, coffee, soda, milk or juice or any other drink you can think of. Just water. My wife doesn't believe me when I say I'm sure I'm not the only one who does this. GAF prove me correct.
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No soup, either? Broth counts as a drink.
 
Aside from skim milk in the breakfast cereal I only drink water. I don't even remember the last time I had any other liquid.
 
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