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[Darkmakaimura]

Pretty much anything that is blatantly Italian, French, or Spanish.

Giorgio, etc.

 

[FullMetalx117]

Morgan, Susan (sounds like such a traditional farmland) and Dick (for obvious reasons).

 

[gugi40]

Paige, Colette, My own name, And all the biblical names.

 

[B.K.]

Nevaeh. It seems like everyone that has a girl lately names it that.

 

[Mully]

What did I do now?

Schuyler.

Doucehy name bro.

 

[hateradio]

Tad. It's like you're not even trying.

Aiden. This one's really obnoxious.

 

[white dynamite]

Genesis
Nevaeh
Chet

 

[Stormhammer]

Chad

Freaking Chad...

Should have just kept it as Ceadda.

That's 2 right through my heart.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Jayden, Kayden and Hayden. Every version of those names.

 

[Forkball]

Cody. Right there you're saying that kid won't be president. There will never be a President Cody.

Most -y or -ie names for guys are short for something, but not Cody.

 

[CoyoteSpitfire]

I've never met a "Tyler" that wasn't a shitbag.

 

[Blastoise]

This is a Chad thread right?

 

[Jangocube]

Todd
Any name with eesha sound at the end

 

[terrisus]

Schuyler.

Doucehy name bro.

But at least it's spelled properly.

 

[strobogo]

Todd
Any name with eesha sound at the end

Now what the hell did Sharkeesha do to you?

 

[CaptainSlow]

Any name that rhymes with Aiden. Aiden, Caiden, Braiden. It just screams to me kid that's way to overprotected by a helicopter soccer mom. It's why I'm having trouble taking the guy in Watch_Dogs seriously.

I also knew a guy named Thadius that thought he was hot shit, but I could never get over how moronic his name way.

 

[condompickle]

jesus

 

[Hunter S.]

Josh.

I always think of some stoner dude in a beanie when I hear that name. It sounds so juvenile. There's a couple other names like that but for now I can't remember them.

lol. I have at times been a stoner. I do not wear a beanie. Sounds like we could not be friends.

 

[Hyperactivity]

All this Aiden hate, wow
As a girl's name, I think it's stupid, but I knew a guy named Aiden, and he was an amazing fucking person, and NOTHING like what OP described

 

[catmincer]

Topher is the worst name ever. I hate it so much.

 

[Jane Mansfield]

Megan

Because every girl I've met with that name were bitches.

 

[Hunter S.]

Amanda, Bob, Bill , Harry....

I hate most names given to males in America. I like most names given to girls in America though.

 

[blame space]

how many dudes do you know named Amanda?

 

[Mascot]

I pissed my pants the first time I heard that Veruca was a girl's name in the US.

In the UK it means cheese-filled blood bogies that grow on tramp's feet.

 

[Hunter S.]

how many dudes do you know named Amanda?

I am sure there are some gay guys that go by Amanda.

 

[Vagabundo]

Nothing wrong with Aiden. It is a solid Irish name.

It means born of fire, apparently, so pretty badass. Maybe you'll like it in the original Irish spelling and not the anglicised version: Aodhán.

I pissed my pants the first time I heard that Veruca was a girl's name in the US.

In the UK it means cheese-filled blood bogies that grow on tramp's feet.

Hey, I have a verruca, dammit.

 

[Troubled Bat]

Any guy with a name that starts with a 'J' goddamn, it's like they're all crazy, or just plain assholes. No offense. Just from experience of the people I have met.

 

[Mascot]

I am sure there are some gay guys that go by Amanda.

Amanda Huggankis?

 

[blame space]

not even a name but a whole letter? and J of all letters?

 

[condompickle]

how many dudes do you know named Amanda?

a man duh.
fuck off leo.

 

[Guy]

glenn

 

[J@hranimo]

Buddy

Guy

Angel

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Any names with John and Cena in them.

Go home wrestling mark, you're drunk.

 

[Five]

I pissed my pants the first time I heard that Veruca was a girl's name in the US.

In the UK it means cheese-filled blood bogies that grow on tramp's feet.

Unlearned people read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and didn't realize it was supposed to be an insulting name for a repulsive character. It's rather the opposite of what happened to the name Nimrod, which is supposed to refer to a great hunter. Bugs Bunny calls Elmer Fudd a Nimrod and suddenly a bunch of people think it's an insult.

 

[bobawesome]

Every Chadsworth I've met has been a jerk so I'd go with that.

 

[MisterNoisy]

Thane. Every person I've met with that name has been a unique combination of retarded and oblivious to their own lack of appeal.

 

[Mango The Magician]

Cody. Right there you're saying that kid won't be president. There will never be a President Cody.

Most -y or -ie names for guys are short for something, but not Cody.

I feel as if I've been issued a challenge.

 

[Conor_Fool]

Chet
Conor

You want to go bro?

 

[Vardhan]

Brody. Can't stand the name Brody.

 

[Mascot]

Hey, I have a verruca, dammit.

One quick squeeze to get that cheese.
Mmmmm... Tasty!

 

[Bravocado]

Steve. Seriously, almost every Steve I ever knew was a jerk.

Names that are fancy words: Cadence, Hope, Chastity.

Similarly, affluent sounding names: Chet, Tiffany, Toby, Bret (with the exception of The Hitman, blessed be he).

 

[Fahrenheit]

Dudes named Kyle.

 

[sploatee]

Airwrecka. Why you do this? Why?!

 

[hateradio]

I am sure there are some gay guys that go by Amanda.

Whut?

Jayden, Kayden and Hayden. Every version of those names.

Anything with "Aidan" in it, yes.

 

[terrisus]

So, apparently there's a racecar driver named "Dakoda"

I feel like some people just intentionally spell things differently to be different.

 

[Odrion]

If your name is Ed there's a 90% chance that something is off about you.

 

[Bo-Locks]

Piers Morgan.

Even his name is douchey.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Can't say names bother me. Seems like the tip of the iceberg to deeper issues. Seek help.

 

[phxxBullet]

Victoria.

Reminds me of a stupid girl living in the same suburb as me.

 

[Vicetrailia]

Nothing really.

There was a phase where I would keep meeting women named "Glamour" over and over and over again. That kinda annoyed me, but whatever.