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[VALIS]

This was gonna be a Nancy Pelosi - MILF Mania thread until I read her bio and see she's

SIXTY-SEVEN!

Cripes! I thought she was good looking for a 50-year old, but 67?!? If I ever get married and my wife is that decent looking at 67, I wouldn't need a daily bucket of Viagra to maintain my old man boner.

Don't know what it is with her, but there's something definitely attractive about her. Her decent looks? The power? The DEMOCRATIC power? I used to have a big thing for Hilary, too, but she's gone way down hill in the last 5+ years, so maybe I'm not just indiscriminately attracted to powerful women liberals.

Don't know what it is, but Nancy can legislate me any time. Legislate me you dirty vixen!

 

[atomsk]

is there some kind of contest for strange threads today i was not made aware of?

 

[MMaRsu]

wait...

dude..

WHAT?

 

[Fifty]

 

[Fragamemnon]

whatdog.gif

Gabrielle Giffords and Stephanie Herseth are a bit better choices for your congresswomen-give-me-a-boner fetish, if you have one (and I don't, sadly).

 

[bjork]

whatdog

 

[argon]

GILF? More like Uncanny Valley.

 

[Great Rumbler]

 

[Fragamemnon]

Otto von Bismarck said, “There are two things you don’t want to see being made—sausage and legislation.” So thumbs up for the whatdog, he's actually somewhat appropriate here.

 

[bud]

...

 

[heavy liquid]

Noooo...

Never been into older women, and especially women who are older than my mom.

 

[140.85]

I said what.

Not to derail, but speaking of government employees, has anyone seen these funny "government employee" videos over at YouTube?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4-F4Ym-Qoig
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3MtuU1OwJ9E

Funny stuff.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Guys, Laura Bush>Pelosi

I think Laura Bush is very good looking for an older lady at least. And she was pretty wild as a kid

 

[Y2Kev]

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[Hyoushi]

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No no no. That one is a frustrated dissapointment what, not a general bewilderment what. Get your gif syntax straight!

 

[siamesedreamer]

She's decent.....

Spoiler

for a socialist

 

[TemplaerDude]

Yea, she kind of looks like a frog.

I'm gonna have to go with "No" on this one.

 

[Y2Kev]

No no no. That one is a frustrated dissapointment what, not a general bewilderment what. Get your gif syntax straight!

I thought it also applied for, "My mind is blown," type WHATs.

 

[Hyoushi]

I thought it also applied for, "My mind is blown," type WHATs.

nope.

 

[PjotrStroganov]

He just wants a tag. Nothing to see here.

 

[SUPREME1]

I'd hit it.

I didn't think she was 67, but I'd still let my brautwurst marinate inside of her.

 

[Tornado Condor]

:lol :lol
random thread

 

[VALIS]

Yea, she kind of looks like a frog.

A sexy, powerful frog!

 

[Learn2read]

67?

Credit where credit is due.

 

[monchi-kun]

Pelosi says young by eating the young

I will slap my BUSH with this hand

 

[LakeEarth]

At 67 she could possibly be a ggilf!

 

[bud]

a mouth is a mouth

 

[APF]

Did Alexandra have a kid? I hope she didn't hook up with that flirty reporter who had a girlfriend.

 

[ForzaItalia]

I've had 61....hmmmm 67 would be REAL tough to do though....

 

[jooey]

I've had 61....

WE KNOW.

 

[jenov4]

Err, she looks great for her age, but "F" in GILF? NO WAY F THAT!

 

[Big Chief Crazy Cone]

***shakes head in somber disaproval***

 

[Kapsama]

She has all the charisma of a toilet brush, no integrity, backbone or character and her opinions are rarely worth something.

Choosing women on looks alone ftl.

 

[Emobacca]

Goldie Hawn, now thats GILF

....and for some reason I just got a semi from typing that

 

[Verano]

HAWT!
:O

 

[kablooey]

Choosing women on looks alone ftl.

Wait, what? :lol

*backs away slowly from thread*

 

[Dragmire]

No! She's a granny, you elderphile!

 

[Femmeworth]

No! She's a granny, you elderphile!

The correct term is grave robber.