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Police say woman bit off part of Lincoln man's ear:

Police say woman bit off part of Lincoln man's ear
By The Associated Press | Posted: Wednesday, April 28, 2010 12:38 pm

A Lincoln woman is accused of biting off part of a man's ear who insulted her, police say.

Anna Mae Godfrey, 21, 1101 D St., was arrested on suspicion of first-degree assault after an incident outside a house party on the 7400 block of Greenwood Street, said Lincoln Police Officer Katie Flood.

Flood said three men in their twenties at the party were arguing with the rest of the partygoers as they left around 3 a.m. Then, Flood said, one of the men shouted an insult at Godfrey.

Godfrey allegedly ran half a block, tackled the man and bit off a chunk of his right ear. Flood said the missing piece of the man's ear was not found, and he would likely require plastic surgery.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Bite out of crime

 

[ronito]

fat.


And 'stache.

 

[Siebzehn50]

She was just hungry

 

[samusx]

Dude, she was hungry.

 

[zon]

Om nom nom nom

 

[Medalion]

She got hungry while arguing back that she wasn't fat because of overeating.

 

[goldlion054]

Biting anything is the wrong way to combat being called fat

 

[Gaborn]

Clearly the way to disprove the claim that she was fat was to eat some more.

edit DAMN JUNIOR

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Big gub'ment should regulate fat people and what they chomp on.

 

[SmokyDave]

So after taking offence to being called fat she tried to eat the guy?

Edit: Beaten black 'n' blue

 

[mj1108]

Godfrey allegedly ran half a block, tackled the man and bit off a chunk of his right ear.

This guy couldn't outrun a fat chick? :lol

 

[LaneDS]

Maybe she spit out the ear to prove to him she had some self-restraint?

 

[Mr. B Natural]

She was hungr...

She has brown hair.

 

[Forearms]

I hear she was hungry...

 

[Keyser Soze]

She's from Hungary?

 

[goldlion054]

Clearly the way to disprove the claim that she was fat was to eat some more.

edit DAMN JUNIOR

SCORE!!

 

[Salaadin]

This guy couldn't outrun a fat chick? :lol

Thats the funniest part of the story. Guy calls girl fat, fat girl chases guy, catches up, and bites his ear off. :lol

 

[Medalion]

Dat Ear

 

[Atilac]

thats a tasty twist

 

[Veidt]

I guess she took one last bite before she got fed up with it..

 

[soul creator]

What a ludicrous story. Though she definitely found a way past his impregnable defense. Did she also eat his children?

 

[Carlisle]

I went to school in Lincoln. Honestly, the guy probably could have been talking to half the party.

Probably goes for the rest of the country now that I think about it.

 

[BJK]

Godfrey allegedly ran half a block, tackled the man and bit off a chunk of his right ear. Flood said the missing piece of the man's ear was not found, and he would likely require plastic surgery

Of course it wasn't found; no one checked her stomach!

Since this all happened at 3 am, allow me to suggest that alcohol may have been a factor in the mastication.

 

[mernst23]

She's from Hungary?

Bees?

 

[chuckddd]

C'mon eharmony, work your magic!

 

[Pandaman]

well, eating does help cope with stress.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Bees?

Beeeeeeds!!

 

[VeryGooster]

Looks like she's...bitten off more than she could chew...

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

 

[Funky Functionality]

 

[Atilac]

I'm surprised she could eat without it being deep fried and battered

 

[Lich_King]

I would stand beside him if I weren't so afraid

 

[orion434]

Dam that's alot of chins...

 

[unconcerned]

I would have beaten the fat off that bitch had she done that to me.

 

[Kevtones]

I wonder if the victim will make it to the hearing?

 

[AnkitT]

Yo dawg, I.... Oh...

 

[Funky Functionality]

I wonder if the victim will make it to the hearing?

Nice.

 

[Shanadeus]

She's not fat, she's a "real" woman.

 

[skyfinch]

She spat it out because it wasn't deep fried and covered in buttery, chocolate sauce.

 

[Willectro]

hungry hungry hippo

 

[Kronotech]

That'll teach him!.. wait...

 

[dojokun]

inb4 RiskyChris defends her from being objectified because she was being judged by her weight.

 

[UFRA]

She ran half a block and then tackled him?

I thought Hippos let out some kind of warning before they attack..

 

[Crazyorloco]

Stop making fun of the fat woman!

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

She wouldn't look too bad if she lost some weight. Fat women with potential are one of the world's greatest tragedies.

 

[G-Fex]

sounds justifiable.

 

[Medalion]

She's not fat, she's a "real" woman.

Yep real big woman.

 

[KittyKittyBangBang]

my sisters ear does kinda look like a piece of bacon......

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

my sisters ear does kinda look like a piece of bacon......

You sure she's not wearing bacon earrings?

 

[SapientWolf]

She wouldn't look too bad if she lost some weight. Fat women with potential are one of the world's greatest tragedies.

She bites off people's ears though. Being attractive still ain't gonna make her gf material.