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[SundaySounds]

Now ask yourself, is it better or worse than if she just didn't get you anything?

 

[cityhunter]

So...does it work?

Well? Answer the man.

Spoiler

PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES ... ;_;

 

[grumble]

One thing you should do OP is ALWAYS make the gift-giver feel like you're happy about their gift, especially if it's your girlfriend.

 

[Confused101]

One thing you should do OP is ALWAYS make the gift-giver feel like you're happy about their gift, especially if it's your girlfriend.

This is true, but you know damn well that if HE got HER some kind of weight-loss product or something similar, she would lose her shit. Especially the "as seen on TV" kind.

She probably thought she was being really thoughtful and it backfired on her. Just calmly explain to her that she wouldn't be too excited either if you got her a Thigh-Master.

 

[AVclub]

I know a dude who's wife got him a "Sex for Dummies" book then left it out where any of us could see it when we came over. That shit has your neck thing beat, OP!

 

[Rorschach]

This is a serious gift. My girl isn't jesting, this is 100% serious. I crack up when I open the gift, my girl gets angry that I don't like her present, and storms off to school.

:lol So you laugh and she gets pissed? That would have been the best possible response. She should have been like "Oh haha...yeah...I uh.. I was.. it was a joke... I'll go get your present. I left it in the car..." *sound of screeching tires*

I guess she expected "Oh my gawd! Just what I was looking for. Thanks, hon! I can't wait to lose this excess skin!"

 

[cityhunter]

One thing you should do OP is ALWAYS make the gift-giver feel like you're happy about their gift, especially if it's your girlfriend.

That's also true. Maybe she really thought that she was being thoughtful. At the end, it's the thought that counts.

 

[ronito]

You should've thrown it at her and started crying, "You just think I'm fat don't you?! Why don't you say it! I'm too fat for you! You women are all alike!"

 

[verbum]

It's a safety device. You're riding in the car, and you stick your head out the window. Loose skin could knock your eyeball out.

 

[wenis]

she must have seen it in one of costanza's deal threads. Your girl is cheap yo.

 

[Stahsky]

she must have seen it in one of costanza's deal threads. Your girl is cheap yo.

Yeah, or It's costanza trying to secretly rid the world of all fat rolls.

 

[BattleMonkey]

You should've thrown it at her and started crying, "You just think I'm fat don't you?! Why don't you say it! I'm too fat for you! You women are all alike!"

This is the best answer. She would have flipped if you did something like this for her.

 

[cnizzle06]

Pick her worst feature and make an appointment to a plastic surgeon for her. Win-Win for you. Either delicious revenge or a hotter girl.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[beelzebozo]

does it sort of like. . . vibrate

 

[-COOLIO-]

the key here is :

"and thus I've had some extra skin on my bones for about 5 years, which I like to bitch about now and then"

it implies that you would like to get rid of it and that you actively think about it. I wouldn't be so offended

 

[GSG Flash]

I heard that shit actually works, though I make it a policy to never buy products with before and after images.

And you said so yourself, you occasionally bitch about your neckline, why are you so surprised that she got you that as a gift?

 

[DoomGyver]

 

[zoukka]

Haha I was going to post something witty, but I gotta agree... that's the worst birthday present ever. Maybe topped by a paper bag with two holes in it.

 

[Rorschach]

Cant' really tell what it looks like because of the shimmer on the box. Take it out and post pics of how it works. :lol

 

[SundaySounds]

 

[Akim]

requesting a picture of your neck

 

[Forearms]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Darklord]

So you're fat, lose weight, bitch about loose skin, she buys something to help with loose skin, you get angry. It might not be the best gift but at least it means she cares enough to listen to your whining and bitching.

 

[Danielsan]

I got a Hineycan from my friends this year.
Look it up...

 

[Slayer-33]

Ok I cracked up laughing...

 

[giga]

This is terrible. :lol

 

[JordanBlack68]

She is only trying to help

 

[Siebzehn50]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l18aaoJIO81qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

Fuck me, I lost it

 

[Feep]

What's awesome is that I bet the picture on the front isn't Photoshopped, but there's some dude just off-frame to the right, grasping the back of neck and pulling all the extra fat and skin into a disgusting ponytail of flesh.

 

[cazosozey]

What's awesome is that I bet the picture on the front isn't Photoshopped, but there's some dude just off-frame to the right, grasping the back of neck and pulling all the extra fat and skin into a disgusting ponytail of flesh.

omg you got me im dying here lol

 

[BlazingDarkness]

:lol

When i was like 12 i got a fat bike for christmas (it's like a mini clown size bike) from my parents
I was very offended,never opened it.

 

[Funky Functionality]

No username quote? Shameful!

 

[Consul]

So Gaf,

I'm gonna cut straight to the chase here. I was ~ 330lbs back when I was a teenager, lost some serious weight (I'm about 200lbs now), and thus I've had some extra skin on my bones for about 5 years, which I like to bitch about now and then. Flash to my 23rd birthday. I've been with my GF for almost a year and a half now. This is my present:

This is a serious gift. My girl isn't jesting, this is 100% serious. I crack up when I open the gift, my girl gets angry that I don't like her present, and storms off to school.

What. The. F***. Look at that. LOOK AT IT. ITS A NECK SHAPER. Its not just an insult, it insinuates my girl believes this as seen on TV crap is for real. Wow.

Please, post your gift failures, make me feel better.

Beef
Member
(04-19-2010, 04:03 PM)
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[Macho Madness]

IT WORKS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBeY9xqL8I8&feature=player_embedded

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

on her birthday, give her a plastic bag. just the bag. tell her to put it over her head when you two go outside

God damn dude... Ice cold!

These totally bizarre threads are exactly why I love Gaf so much :lol

 

[jon bones]

 

[Stormwatch]

Interesting...

 

[dschalter]

I want that. I weigh ~120 lbs, but my neck is really thick for some reason. Send it to me.

 

[ILikeFeet]

I got a Hineycan from my friends this year.
Look it up...

just did. either they are being dicks or they feel sorry for you :lol

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Tried to find that picture of Homer Simpson with all his excess skin tied behind his back. Failed.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

I got a Hineycan from my friends this year.
Look it up...

Ouch.









How was it?

 

[McLovin]

There's an exercise you can do for that too.. just sayin :lol

 

[Slayer-33]

There's an exercise you can do for that too.. just sayin :lol

Indeed, facial exercises ftw.

 

[wRATH2x]

Use it, tell your girlfriend that you love it and your sorry you ever doubted her, sex!

 

[McLovin]

Indeed, facial exercises ftw.

Yup I went from 350 to 250 and I don't have any loose neck skin at all.

 

[JBaird]

You should tell her if it works that you are leaving her since you will be too good looking for her.

 

[Wanace]

At least she didn't get you a little statue of a frog playing a violin.

Ah shit I remember that thread....poor guy.

 

[wRATH2x]

Indeed, facial exercises ftw.

They helped cure my bells palsy so thats good.

 

[Mr Nash]

No way, one person I know was telling me how one year for Christmas his dad sent him a box of chocolate and a sweater that was slightly too small as a present. Now that was one hell of a mindfuck for a gift. Bare in mind his dad is a psychology professor. ;P

 

[McLovin]

No.. Porn is the worst. Think about it.. your at a birthday party in your teens and you open up your present. And your like wtf.. whats la blue girl? Flip the vhs over and O.O;;