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[EviLore]

I only tore into one person, so hopefully cesspool comments don't come out of more than one person ;b

 

[A Sentient Keyboard]

A sample taste of the youtube comments:

wtf is a neogaf? and an evillore? that ugly harry poter guy in the vid? i think i herd of this site, its oen of those shitty forums right? where they tink they ar better than anyone else? sad. people need lives. especially this amirox guy that people keep bringing up. i think he likes diaper porn

Most of them would get punched in the face if they behaved in real life the way they do on the forum.

is this going to explain why devolution is actually a man who acts like a woman's cuntrag?

or go into detail how evilore went on a huge euro trip and never had sex once?

or interview the white knights who claim "mods help!"

faggots

 

[phosphor112]

... Damn good conspiracy!

It has to be right. Evilore is going to be glad to tell us his face is rendered completely in UE3 on the Nextbox.

 

[shinobi602]

wtffff

 

[Geoff9920]

"A Perfect Little World" Hah, this should go well.

 

[Darkgran]

"all this for a damn flag"

 

[pvpness]

Hilarious. They nailed the subtitle. I may actually check it out. Evilore interview is more appealing than any of the commenters.

 

[ironcreed]

NeoGAF: Here to tar and feather you.

From the comments:

NeoGAF is a cesspool of deviants and trannies

We love you, too.

 

[phosphor112]

NeoGAF: Here to tar and feather you.

Oh fuck. lmfao

 

[Phonomezer]

Vicious youtube comments. Good grief.

 

[StudioTan]

Did they interview Lindsay Lohan to give her thoughts on the OT? They better not give OT the short shrift!

 

[Nakazato]

I only tore into one person, so hopefully cesspool comments don't come out of more than one person ;b

Dyack ?

 

[Amir0x]

I only tore into one person, so hopefully cesspool comments don't come out of more than one person ;b

oh boy oh boy

 

[SMT]

Evilore sunk so much emotion into that tiny instance. This is going to be good.

 

[MooseKing]

If you were an art student and drew Evilore, you would get an F.

 

[Fugu]

I'm going to tell people there's a documentary about me.

 

[sprsk]

Why the fuck did they bother interviewing Dyack?

 

[Kazerei]

El oh el at the youtube comments

 

[Amir0x]

Why the fuck did they bother interviewing Dyack?

well it makes sense. If you're going to cover a story where one of the main players is absent, then you're only getting one side of the story.

It's actually good journalism to get both sides of the story, even if one of those sides is demonstrably a dumb shit

 

[vulva]

If you were an art student and drew Evilore, you would get an F.

depends how well they mastered those eyes. They tell such a story... and I'm dying to know how to make it end with a smile.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

If you were an art student and drew Evilore, you would get an F.

What the

 

[ironcreed]

Why the fuck did they bother interviewing Dyack?

So GAF can create more gifs

 

[Kallor]

NeoGAF: Here to tar and feather you.

LOL oh wow.

 

[strafer]

I only tore into one person, so hopefully cesspool comments don't come out of more than one person ;b

 

[Dug]

From the comments:

amir0x fooled NeoGAF into giving him drug money, lol
These people also ban people who don't agree with their liberal hivemind. You can't be openly against drugs, homosexuality, and transexuality without being ridiculed into a ban. Does. Not. Compute. Freedom of speech doesn't exist there. I hope this video destroys NeoGAF.

wat

 

[Stuart444]

This is going to be the best thing to come out of NeoGAF ever (so far).

Having Dyack alone makes this worth while but Pachter (remember that asshole ratio comment he made a while back) and even Cliffy B...

this is going to be...

 

[MooseKing]

What the

I am not saying he is ugly. His face is just unrealistic.

 

[Neiteio]

Evilore sunk so much emotion into that tiny instance. This is going to be good.

lol, Evilore does have a poignant look of melancholy and dramatic gravitas in that scene

 

[ironcreed]

From the comments:



wat

Somebody is butthurt... badly.

 

[Ryaaan14]

wtffff

HAHAHAHA

 

[Dmax3901]

A sample taste of the youtube comments:

Dat salt.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Guys, I got a hold of the script. Here's the ending!

Holy shit. I'm dying here!

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. (I mean CGI!)

A sample taste of the youtube comments:

Diaper porn?! What the heck does that even mean?

Why the fuck did they bother interviewing Dyack?

It wouldn't be a NeoGAF doc if Dyack wasn't in there! He's pretty much the dev who's suffered the most in here. His fault though!

Can't wait for May 21, more next-gen news and this? Excellent!

 

[ZealousD]

From the comments:

wat

Amir0x got donations to pay for his mom's medical bills about a year ago.

Then he binged out on hundreds of dollars worth of drugs something like six months later around the time of the US election.

Suffice it to say, that quote is reeeeeeeeally stretching the facts.

 

[A Sentient Keyboard]

wtffff

Desperately trying not to wake up the house with laughter

 

[wrowa]

I only tore into one person, so hopefully cesspool comments don't come out of more than one person ;b

I'm already anticipating watching the wrestling match between you and Dyack. The one who has seen his fair share of life against the living insanity effect. Will be awesome.

 

[Drencrom]

Oh man, the youtube comments hahah

 

[SmithnCo]

From the comments:



wat

Gold.

 

[inm8num2]

I only tore into one person, so hopefully cesspool comments don't come out of more than one person ;b

And now we wait to find out who it is...

 

[Tomat]

I only tore into one person, so hopefully cesspool comments don't come out of more than one person ;b

Come on, Dyack isn't that bad. GAF has a total love/hate relationship with him. We all secretly love him though.

A sample taste of the youtube comments:

I like the 4chan perspective of GAF. It's amusing

 

[MooseKing]

wtffff

 

[Tesseract]

does this end with blame space receiving $10,000? i need spoilers.

 

[DryvBy]

I'll share this edit so you guys can post it places. Tar and feather, guys.

 

[wrowa]

Why the fuck did they bother interviewing Dyack?

No clicks without drama.

 

[A Sentient Keyboard]

Guys, I got a hold of the script. Here's the ending!

Act 3, Final Scene:

NeoGAF is in flames. The server is torched. GEOFF, DYACK, and CLIFFY B, stand on a nearby hilltop, watching the pyre.

GEOFF: ...all it took was putting it before the Xbox reveal.

DYACK: Serves them right.

CLIFFY B: Too bad... Motherfuckers.

The 3 men walk away. As they leave, the camera pans to see a HOODED MAN walking towards the wreckage. He drops to his knees and dusts off the ground, revealing a hidden door. He knocks twice, and the hatch opens. A WELL DRESSED MAN steps out.

HOODED MAN: I'm glad you got my message in time, Evilore.

EVILORE: I wouldn't have survived without you, Wario.

WARIO64: You gonna take the fight to them?

EVILORE: Of course. Don't they know? This is NeoGAF.

Cut to black. "TO BE CONTINUED"

Idea 10/10

Execution 10/10

Needs to be quoted on every page.

 

[Neiteio]

It really is smart timing this during the night of the Xbox reveal.

 

[Concept17]

Can't wait to hear Jaffe's comments. Haven't seen him around since talking to him in the original Twisted Metal threads, excluding a couple quick drop byes.

 

[CambriaRising]

Idea 10/10

Execution 10/10

Needs to be quoted on every page.

I read this in the fashion of a visual novel.

 

[Dark_AnNiaLatOr]

I legitimately do not understand why GAF is hated on so much. Why? This place is definitely not a cesspool of idiots. There isn't a better place to discuss games than here.

 

[Xater]

Oh god part of the Xbox reveal. GAF is going to, be so dead during E3.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

wtffff

I can't handle this

/dead