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[Liquid-San]

Same here in CTgaf. Only gaffer that I know lives in CT is terrisus.

I live in RI. No one lives here.... Maybe we should have a regional meetup like a New England one.

You're doing God's work, NTGYK, keep it up.

Also, smh at all these "friends" banging their bro's girlfriends.

Not real friends at all and that one guy about the herpes situation is a complete scumbag imo.

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

They say if you play rock and roll records backwards, you can hear satanic murmurs.

What do you see?

Sorry for the delayed reply, but my god this is a hilarious statement.

 

[vikki]

Same here in CTgaf. Only gaffer that I know lives in CT is terrisus.

Is there a New England Gaf with a list of Territories that members occupy? Like, i'm from NH, but I was not a Gaf member while living there. I know some of the Mass Gaffers because I lurk the NFL thread. I assume there are some other obvious NH gaffers. Not sure about ME, VT, or RI gaffers. CT gaf is like 6 inches from being booted from New England, that I do know. At least my cousins in CT are Sox fans.

 

[Gray Matter]

I live in RI. No one lives here.... Maybe we should have a regional meetup like a New England one.

That sounds like a good idea, I wouldn't be able to organize something of that magnitude.

 

[Pharaun]

Just some incest and animal fetishes, no big deal.

Apparently it was a big deal because you didn't want to post the animal one. If that was shocking to you I'd hate to think what would happen if you stumbled onto some deranged average Sonic fans DeviantArt page...

 

[Gray Matter]

Is there a New England Gaf with a list of Territories that members occupy? Like, i'm from NH, but I was not a Gaf member while living there. I know some of the Mass Gaffers because I lurk the NFL thread. I assume there are some other obvious NH gaffers. Not sure about ME, VT, or RI gaffers. CT gaf is like 6 inches from being booted from New England, that I do know. At least my cousins in CT are Sox fans.

If you're trying to say there are few CT gaffers, you are correct.

 

[MattyG]

Same here in CTgaf. Only gaffer that I know lives in CT is terrisus.

We should just do New EnglandGaf meetups, because that's pretty much the only way there's ever gonna be enough people around here for it.

Beaten like post 78's dick.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I had no idea we had confession threads. Anyway, here's my confession never told to anyone else until now:

Back in middle school, I used to masturbate during a particular class because I was in the very back of the room and I'd often get bored. It was a stupid, but a combination of troubled emotions and a high sex drive got the better of me then. I always made sure to wear a large jacket to "hide" so I would never be caught. This went on for a couple of months until I simply stopped.

Fast forward to high school and I'm talking with my best friend and he brings up how a guy in my class apparently saw me masturbating in middle school. Immediately, I shot down the allegations, but in reality I was deeply ashamed and upset that my stupid act from years prior had been witnessed by someone.



From then on, I couldn't be around the guy without feeling like he was judging even though he's a pretty chill guy. I just hope he didn't spread the story around and simply told my friend because he knew we were friends.

What if you shooting down the allegation cemented the fact that you did it in their minds?

Also, I think that's fairly common. Most schools had the jerk off kid.

Apparently it was a big deal because you didn't want to post the animal one. If that was shocking to you I'd hate to think what would happen if you stumbled onto some deranged average Sonic fans DeviantArt page...

I'm still adjusting.

 

[Captainbojanglesiii]

What if you shooting down the allegation cemented the fact that you did it in their minds?.

This is the third time this week I've read about someone masturbating in class. Is this seriously that common?

 

[Magwik]

This is the third time this week I've read about someone masturbating in class. Is this seriously that common?

Unfortunately, it probably is.

 

[Valhelm]

I don't understand how you wouldn't get caught. Everybody around you would hear, and some observable people would be able to see.

 

[Liquid-San]

This is the third time this week I've read about someone masturbating in class. Is this seriously that common?

Well a classmate of mine was caught masturbating one class and it spread like wildfire in under an hour, so I guess it is kinda common.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You're doing God's work, NTGYK, keep it up.

Also, smh at all these "friends" banging their bro's girlfriends.

This seems fairly common actually.

 

[Gray Matter]

I've heard of jerking it in schools bathrooms, but during class... Damn.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I'm a bisexual man masquerading as a straight man for years. I came to the realization that I was bi when I was a pre teen but I thought I was going through a phase and try to bury it until my emotions for other men started to get stronger with age. I am attracted to women though I never actually had sex with one unfortunately, but I had ended up loosing my virginity to a man. Since then I've hooked up witht many other men for one night romps that is often lead to me being full of remorse (and other things). I am almost tempted to throw a few hundred bucks to rent a female escort for the night just to be able to say I finally did it with a woman. I wish I can live my life out in the open but it is not possible considering the background I come from and the company I keep. So I just have to stick with the constant one night stands because I will never have a proper relationship with anyone

It's not unfortunate that you lost your virginity to a man if you enjoyed it. Hell, the Greeks of old did that shit all the damn time.

That said, you need to be honest with yourself about who you are or you will remain miserable and hidden forever. Hiring an escort just so you can say you did with a woman will not help your underlying issues about the shame and guilt. Rather than focusing on whether the hottie in front of you has a dick or a pussy, maybe just try to pursue an honest, emotionally open relationship with whatever individual you are attracted to.

Question: What consequences do you face if you stay in your current situation and people find out you're bi? Cause I mean, you've had a ton of one-night stands with dudes, so it can't be a small town.

 

[Buddha Beam]

What if you shooting down the allegation cemented the fact that you did it in their minds?

Also, I think that's fairly common. Most schools had the jerk off kid.

Haha, I did that In middle school too. I think the girl I sat next to was cool with it. There's no way she didn't notice in retrospect.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Haha, I did that In middle school too. I think the girl I sat next to was cool with it. There's no way she didn't notice in retrospect.

You motherfucker.

That was a golden opportunity. Who knows what kinda shenanigans you two crazy kids could have gotten up to.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Confessor decries society's hypocrisy about

Spoiler

being sexually attracted to a Mass Effect character and a Pokemon (Pokemon have human intelligence!?), and then details their fantasies about wanting to do the nasty with a horse. Not just any dirty horse though. A clean, perfume smelling horse with the mind of a human.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Confessor just came all over his/her keyboard.

 

[Corronchilejano]

It's an internet message board. No one's out to get you. No one cares enough.

Fools. He's always watching.

I wish I can live my life out in the open but it is not possible considering the background I come from and the company I keep. So I just have to stick with the constant one night stands because I will never have a proper relationship with anyone

It happens. Some girl will arrive, don't be discouraged and just you know, try normally to date a girl, awkward as it may initially be. Take your time to get to know people so you get time to know yourself. I know it sounds cliché but I speak from experience and stuff.

 

[Xpike]

This seems fairly common actually.

This is disgusting, from both the "friend" and the scumbag "girlfriend".

 

[Imperial Hot]

Still waiting on my confession from last night... what gives?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Still waiting on my confession from last night... what gives?

I don't post the confessions in the order that I get them.

 

[Imperial Hot]

I don't post the confessions in the order that I get them.

OH NOOOOOO

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I have a huge crush on a gaffer and I don't know what to do. ( I'm gay btw.) I've even talked to him numerous times but I cant bring myself to say I like him.

Is the GAFer in question gay too? If not, don't be that mothafucka that tries to ice skate uphill.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Totally not going to assume that the next confession posted is Imperial Hot's....

 

[Imperial Hot]

Finally.

 

[JNA]

I don't post the confessions in the order that I get them.

Oh god damn it! I'm still waiting for mine to be posted too. XD

 

[Gray Matter]

He picks the most fucked up ones first.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

He picks the most fucked up ones first.

Ah ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ah

 

[NoctisVsStar]

this thread is achieving Goat status each passing day.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I think i still have feels for this girl that broke my heart. She broke up with me then slept with a "friend" less than a week after we did. She lied to me when we got together. I thought her and her baby father weren't together anymore. Nope they were together the whole time we were together. Now we were together for 6 months so not a whole lot of time but i opened up so much when i normally dont.

Months went by and i just stopped talking to her for a bit but the past month i have been talking to her just as a friend but sadly the feels are coming back for me and im scared. I guess i should mention i work with her so i see her almost everyday. I don't know what to do. I have honestly thought about getting a new job because of it.

I sadly dont have a life outside of my job so its not so easy to replace that feeling... I just hate being a lone. I have been alone most of my life....

If you even think about going back to this girl, I will punch you in the mouth.

 

[SwiftDeath]

If you even think about going back to this girl, I will punch you in the mouth.

Toxic relationship sounds toxic guy. If you have the ability to find a new job and not fuck yourself over in doing so, I would certainly look into it. Stay away from her, try to limit communication and such as much as possible.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

i will hunt you down if you return with that girl confessor, dont under value your worth for no one. you dont deserve that remain strong and forget about that chick.

 

[Liquid-San]

If you even think about going back to this girl, I will punch you in the mouth.

Odd, normally it's women who experience this sort of thing. Anwyays, don't go back to her at all confessor. I'd also like to point out that the baby's father probably didn't know about it either. (I doubt men like it when their women sleep around). Clearly shows she's not worth the time and her sense of morality is quite skewed. As for the job portion of your confession, I'd see if I could make more friends in the workplace if possible to avoid having to force conversations or anything with her. You should feel safe and/or fine in your workplace.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Odd, normally it's women who experience this sort of thing.

I say this out of love, not hatred.

Edit: To the confessor, I suggest taking up new hobbies so that you have a life outside of work and her. Me, I took up archery, photography, and guitar in the last year just so I could round myself out more as a person and get out of my comfort zone. Try something like that.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

NotTheGuyYouKill for some reason i think this avatar suits you, since you work in secrecy.
You're Neogaf's L

 

[spawnsniper]

Finally.

Hahaha you gave it away. Why didnt u just post it un-anonymously?

 

[Imperial Hot]

Hahaha you gave it away. Why didnt u just post it un-anonymously?

Or maybe it was to throw you off the scent.

 

[Septimus Prime]

NotTheGuyYouKill for some reason i think this avatar suits you, since you work in secrecy.
You're Neogaf's L

Spoiler

L dies, man.

That's fucked up.

He's at least Near.

 

[Majestad]

This thread is awesome haha.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Spoiler

L dies, man.

That's fucked up.

He's at least Near.

It matches with his eye avatar hopefully he considers it, in this parallel universe NotTheGuyYouKill survives! Lol
L > Near

 

[Pharaun]

Odd, normally it's women who experience this sort of thing.

Not necessarily, my brother was in a horrible toxic/abusive relationship where she would break up with him/take him back every other week. He put up with this because of severe depression due to an undiagnosed medical condition among other things. Once he got that taken care of he kicked her to the curb. Tl:dr
Confessor

 

[Gray Matter]

This is going slower than I expected.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

This is going slower than I expected.

In order for the OP to keep his sanity he has to limit what he posts. I'm sure he got plenty of emails.

 

[FairyD]

This is going slower than I expected.

Relax the good confessions dont even start until page 12 or so. It's the long game for this thread.

 

[n64coder]

Same here. MaineGaf is probably too damn small for a meetup. I'm hoping I can go to PAX East this year so I can do that Gaf meetup.

You could start a thread asking if there are any Maine gaffers around. That's what maxcriden did with " Are you there Vermont GAF". It eventually led to a meet up with six of us. Pics are in that thread.

 

[Gray Matter]

You could start a thread asking if there are any Maine gaffers around. That's what maxcriden did with " Are you there Vermont GAF". It eventually led to a meet up with six of us. Pics are in that thread.

I'd love to meet some gaffers. Someone get on it.

 

[dani_dc]

This is going slower than I expected.

Feel free to send him some confessions!

 

[Angry Grimace]

Relax the good confessions dont even start until page 12 or so. It's the long game for this thread.

Or it would be if ronito was here.