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[FeenixRising]

Cumfessor, I still have my Jodeci CDs ready if you tryna do this. Been waiting since 2014, this is my chance!!

 

[Reverend Funk]

Let's begin with some... closure... if that's the word for it.



Good luck with that. You could probably turn this story into an Oscar bait film starring Edward Norton.

But at least you're self aware of your failings. I hope you can change, for your own sake.

I'm almost positive that this is also fake

 

[Hyperactivity]

I'm almost positive that this is also fake

yeah

that's how it felt to me too

idk, do we even have confirmation that it's the first guy in any case?

 

[Arkos]

None hosted any longer. I uploaded them to Vocaroo because I knew they'd eventually be dust in the wind.

Aw shucks I think I only listened to like one last year.

Here's to this year everybody.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

yeah

that's how it felt to me too

idk, do we even have confirmation that it's the first guy in any case?

There is no way of knowing.

 

[Rest]

You might remember me from the "Racist teacher email"[...]

Well that was lame.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Eh, I'll drop another one:

Forgive me Gaf, for I have sinned.

Well, Sinned is probably the wrong way to describe this, but it's confession and my Catholic guilt is driving me to Make this.

So, I guess like all good things, I have a threefold confession. There's nothing here on par with Sister Fucker, but they are things that I bear on my conscience.

First off, I have attraction towards power. Naturally, this is frowned upon, and as such I fear that the vast majority of my family thinks I'm homosexual as I've expressed little desire in women. Give me physique, bodybuilder's, women who have both the physical power and the mental power to achieve their goals. It's not sexual, it's more of just a mental attraction that one would drive themselves to that point.

Secondly, due to this attraction, I am currently crushing hard on a girl in my city who doesn't know I exist whose semi-famous on Instagram. I know that nothing will ever come of it and I feel like a creep, but just the drive and the willpower is so attractive to me.

Finally, I once, for lack of a better term, broke up with my best friend after I Found out he was bi(and had been for a year before he told me). My parents think I was upset that he was bi, but I was more hurt by the fact that I learned about it seemingly after everyone else. I quickly corrected my mistake, but I still feel a level of fundamental guilt about it.

Well, maybe I'll write more for next time. Until then, FareWell

I was gonna post nude body builder women, but then I remembered I had to stay late at work, soooo

you should lift.

Also go apologize to your friend or something.

 

[Dryk]

Good luck with that. You could probably turn this story into an Oscar bait film starring Edward Norton.

Reads more like a trashy sitcom to me

 

[Arkos]

Eh, I'll drop another one:



I was gonna post nude body builder women, but then I remembered I had to stay late at work, soooo

you should lift.

Also go apologize to your friend or something.

Aww yiss

 

[Rest]

Aww yiss

Why is that face pasted on? What did she really look like?

 

[Exterminieren]

Aww yiss

I'd be surprised if that face was in the same country as the rest of the photo, never mind on the same body.

 

[Gray Matter]

Racist teacher is damn lair. All of it.

 

[Tall4Life]

Highly anticipating Racist Teacher Pt. 3 next year "Okay this is the real story..."

 

[Piichan]

The racist teacher follow-up sounds really fake. He's racist, but has this internal struggle where he feels bad about being racist. It's just weird.

 

[parrotbeak]

It's kind of a fundamental problem in stories where the narrator tells big lies.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Yea, no, Racist teacher is all fake. Not believing the newest one.

 

[Sseklebeast]

I mean, I guess it's good that the original racist teacher is fake right? That second story is definitely fake though.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Let's begin with some... closure... if that's the word for it.

Good luck with that. You could probably turn this story into an Oscar bait film starring Edward Norton.

But at least you're self aware of your failings. I hope you can change, for your own sake.

Actually you know what, I'm calling bullshit on this one. I don't buy it.

 

[AlimNassor]

I lean towards both are fake. Confessor doesn't want to admit he did it for attention. Makes up a stupid excuse and sob story. Won't fool me, I R smart!

 

[Regiruler]

Have there ever been submissions that outright aren't shown because they weren't actual confessions?

 

[Professor Beef]

Have there ever been submissions that outright aren't shown because they weren't actual confessions?

Yes, even back in Ronimo's day

 

[Rest]

Yes, even back in Ronimo's day

Ronimo? Geronimo?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Have there ever been submissions that outright aren't shown because they weren't actual confessions?

Yeah

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

What if the followup is real tho and the man just bared his soul to you.

Also, I think the guy who has a crush on body building women, should totally start hitting the gym

 

[Rest]

What if the followup is real tho and the man just bared his soul to you.

Also, I think the guy who has a crush on body building women, should totally start hitting the gym

My understanding is that that buff women don't see lots of quality suitors. If he's reasonably in shape he might have pretty good luck.

Also, this thread already has over 17,000 views.

 

[Leeness]

I feel like anything I would send in would obviously be me lol. I'm not that interesting anyway.

 

[NeOak]

Yes, even back in Ronimo's day

Is that Ronito's twin brother?

I feel like anything I would send in would obviously be me lol. I'm not that interesting anyway.

 

[Leeness]

Psh.

 

[Professor Beef]

Is that Ronito's twin brother?

Hey I was close enough! All those cats look alike.

 

[NeOak]

Psh.

 

[Wandering Robot]

I can be content in the Racist Teacher post being fake. If they're both fake, all the better. I'm also inclined to think that yeah, bodybuilding women might not get a lot of romantic attention, so Confessor...go for it, I guess.

 

[TheOGB]

Not gonna lie, the moment I read the name Tyrone I was like "lol nah."

 

[parrotbeak]

Can we get a confession that sounds true? please?

 

[Infinite Stars]

Oh boy, it's that time again! Read this thread last year, maybe I'll submit a confession this year.

Racist Teacher is definitely double fake, because the first one being fake when it sounded somewhat believable vs the new one.

Bodybuilder-lover guy does sounds like he could probably do well, considering what I know. Granted, there might be a Bubble effect in play where he thinks that has no chance because X reason. Still should go for it though, better to swing and miss then never hit at all.

 

[KAP151]

Anyone going in fresh, I envy you.

There have been some absolute rippers. Others were like a horrific car crash - I couldnt stomach it, but still had to look.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

It all started when I got bored of vanilla porn. I've been watching that stuff for years and years, every single day. Then I got a bit more deeper and got into shemale porn, BDSM and pegging. I got bored of that stuff and tried to look up more fucked up stuff and landed on zoophilia. I've been fapping away to that stuff for a bit over a year now, I find it so relaxing at times that I just watch it without fapping. I mostly enjoy dogs mounting girls, its so hot to see for some reason. I don't enjoy other stuff like cat / horse / cow fucking, just dogs for some reason even though I'm not really a dog person. I've never done it in real life, but it just turns me on when watching a girl getting penetrated by a dog.

I think this is illegal, possibly counts as contributing to some kind of animal cruelty (probably?) and you probably might end up in jail.

Also

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

If you've been banned, I'm not pleading to the mods on your behalf. Posting that is the quickest way to get this whole shindig shut down. What a dumb rule, why would anyone who was banned give a fuck if the thread is shut down?

Because the first year I did this a lot of banned members wanted me to beg the mods on their behalf to get their ban lifted or wanted to bitch and moan or whatever. I don't want to deal with it. So if I get a lot of people whining about bans and I post that, the mods will get annoyed, or I will get annoyed and just not do it.

No, that's not a confession. I mean, whoever sent this in, you could have just PMed me or something.

 

[parrotbeak]

I think this is illegal, possibly counts as contributing to some kind of animal cruelty (probably?) and you probably might end up in jail.

That brings back bad memories. I mean cuz I worked with someone in college who went through those exact same extreme porn fetish progressions. He'd watch it at work and show us and it was fucking gross. I still have some images burned into my brain forever.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

That brings back bad memories. I mean cuz I worked with someone in college who went through those exact same extreme porn fetish progressions. He'd watch it at work and show us and it was fucking gross. I still have some images burned into my brain forever.

These violent desires have violent ends.

 

[Hjod]

I think this is illegal, possibly counts as contributing to some kind of animal cruelty (probably?) and you probably might end up in jail.

Also

Even if it's not illegal, he will be judged, by his peers and Jehovah.

Because the first year I did this a lot of banned members wanted me to beg the mods on their behalf to get their ban lifted or wanted to bitch and moan or whatever. I don't want to deal with it. So if I get a lot of people whining about bans and I post that, the mods will get annoyed, or I will get annoyed and just not do it.

No, that's not a confession. I mean, whoever sent this in, you could have just PMed me or something.

The thirst is real, don't get perma'd people.

 

[liliththepale]

It all started when I got bored of vanilla porn. I've been watching that stuff for years and years, every single day. Then I got a bit more deeper and got into shemale porn, BDSM and pegging. I got bored of that stuff and tried to look up more fucked up stuff and landed on zoophilia. I've been fapping away to that stuff for a bit over a year now, I find it so relaxing at times that I just watch it without fapping. I mostly enjoy dogs mounting girls, its so hot to see for some reason. I don't enjoy other stuff like cat / horse / cow fucking, just dogs for some reason even though I'm not really a dog person. I've never done it in real life, but it just turns me on when watching a girl getting penetrated by a dog.

weird fetishes always sound like they come from people who don't respect themselves. Like they want to get off but don't feel like they deserve to, so they try to find something as pitiful as they feel so that they can relate to it better. Respect yourself, yo!

 

[Daffy Duck]

Yes!

been looking forward to this.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Breh..... That's illegal porn right there.

Also, stop asking the thread creators to talk to the mods to unban you.

 

[Retsudo]

I think this is illegal, possibly counts as contributing to some kind of animal cruelty (probably?) and you probably might end up in jail.

Well, i can understand the slippery slope that is porn. If you're not careful it can lead to this i guess.

Regarding legality, it depends on the country confessors is in. I think in some countries it's not illegal. Might be wrong though.

As for the bodybuilder guy, go to a gym, get fit, it should help.

 

[Qasiel]

Regarding legality, it depends on the country confessors is in. I think in some countries it's not illegal. Might be wrong though.

That Vigilant Walrus guy who made the thread about wanting to bang a dolphin's blowhole said it was legal in his country, but who knows for sure?

Racist Teacher followup sounds fake as hell. It worries me that 7-year old me could spell better than a teacher.

 

[JeTmAn81]

Breh..... That's illegal porn right there.

Also, stop asking the thread creators to talk to the mods to unban you.

Confessor pictured here

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

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Next Day's Confessions

 

[RionaaM]

Oh yeah, it's fucking on! Let's see...

I think this is illegal, possibly counts as contributing to some kind of animal cruelty (probably?) and you probably might end up in jail.

Also

...OK, I've seen too much. I wonder what's so relaxing about zoophilia. On second thought, I don't wanna know.

Also, it's funny to imagine this confessor deliberately searching for cow porn. What kinds of decisions in life lead someone to this path? I want to make sure I never start traveling down that road,

 

[Rest]

It all started when I got bored of vanilla porn. I've been watching that stuff for years and years, every single day. Then I got a bit more deeper and got into shemale porn, BDSM and pegging. I got bored of that stuff and tried to look up more fucked up stuff and landed on zoophilia. I've been fapping away to that stuff for a bit over a year now, I find it so relaxing at times that I just watch it without fapping. I mostly enjoy dogs mounting girls, its so hot to see for some reason. I don't enjoy other stuff like cat / horse / cow fucking, just dogs for some reason even though I'm not really a dog person. I've never done it in real life, but it just turns me on when watching a girl getting penetrated by a dog.

I think this is illegal, possibly counts as contributing to some kind of animal cruelty (probably?) and you probably might end up in jail.

Also

Not illegal in most places. Banned in the Bible belt (obviously) and Washington (because some guy let a horse fuck him and it killed him or something?) but most places you can do it as long as you're not hurting the animal.

But dude, really, if your porn habits are escalating you might think about taking a break for a while. Your lack of satisfaction could be a sign of simple overuse, but since you're actively seeking more extreme things to look at once you get bored you should also think about whether it's an expression of some other unmet psychological/emotional/sexual need. Therapy is not out of the question.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Not illegal in most places. Banned in the Bible belt (obviously) and Washington (because some guy let a horse fuck him and it killed him or something?) but most places you can do it as long as you're not hurting the animal.

But dude, really, if your porn habits are escalating you might think about taking a break for a while. Your lack of satisfaction could be a sign of simple overuse, but since you're actively seeking more extreme things to look at once you get bored you should also think about whether it's an expression of some other unmet psychological/emotional/sexual need. Therapy is not out of the question.

It certainly pushes the narrative of why ED is so prevalent. Confessor has watched so much "vanilla porn" that he's desensitized himself. Would be interesting to find out whether he has trouble with "vanilla sex" or if he needs something more extreme for ... uh ... completion.

There are obviously two paths to go down. One, step back, stay away from the porn or, if you feel the need, switch things up with sexy stories instead of videos, then venture back. Two, just keep going deeper until you've gotten to the point where really nothing gets you sexually excited any longer. At some point, confessor will find that this zoophilia is boring as well, and then what? I don't even want to know, really.