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NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2016 - A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets

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iosefe said:
it's only proof that war fucks everyone in the end
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Just imagine someone manufacturing this shell over 100 years ago. "This item is going to kill someone"

Fast forward hundred years and it's being used as a dildo.

Imagine the chain of events over that time that lead to this event.... an item intended to kill people gets repeatedly shoved inside someone's asshole for fun.
 
Disagree Guy said:
Just imagine someone manufacturing this shell over 100 years ago. "This item is going to kill someone"

Fast forward hundred years and it's being used as a dildo.

Imagine the chain of events over that time that lead to this event.... an item intended to kill people gets repeatedly shoved inside someone's asshole for fun.
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Imagine the intro to Lord of War with a slightly different ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHn1zogeyO4
 
This is a story from when I was much younger. I used to live in the middle of nowhere and had friends in the city. On Fridays, I would usually do something with them and come back home with the last batch of public transportation before service stopped.

One time, I started feeling bad as the night went on and by the end of it, I felt terrible. On the way home, about midway in distance, I rush to a public bathroom and get explosive diarrhea. There comes the conundrum, stay there and empty my bowels but miss the last bus and be stuck there for about 8 hours or take the bus and grit through a 1 hour ride. I really didn't feel like spending the night there so I rushed and caught the bus.

For the next hour and so, I sit down in a weird position trying to physically block everything and actually pull it off. Problem is that I have a bit more to walk home after the bus and walking just makes everything tumble down. I try and hold it in, but it's just not possible anymore and completely shit my pants. I knew what was happening was terrible, but I just stood there, in the middle of the sidewalk letting it all out basking in the pleasure of the release.

When I get home, I look at the damage and surprisingly, my underwear held everything (I'm still super impressed about that). So I get two plastic bags and put the shit filled underwear in one bag, seal it up and then put it in another bag and seal that up too. I take a shower praying that it doesn't wake up my mom; as far as I know, it didn't. After changing clothes, I'm left with the shit bag. It's not trash day so I can't put it in the trash directly and the smell makes it undoubtedly obvious that this is shit.

In the end, my best idea was to go outside and toss it as far as possible, leaving it to land in some random neighbor's yard.

And so, this is the story of how I threw a bag brimming with my filth into someone's yard and how some poor soul had to deal with that.

Sorry.
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Oof. The days of youth.
 
Dear GAF,


Last confessions I talked about were about my ex emotionally abusing me over years, her cheating on me, and me breaking down. I then went on to have sex with her older sister who is engaged.

Today I am in a healthier spot in my life, had found a girlfriend who was a very good person, or so I thought. It turns out she probably cheated on me again. I've consulted many friends about what happened and they are the ones who believe she cheated, that is not my confession. My confession is that before all that happened, I was actually happy. I've been numb for years, and I finally feel again. You may not understand this but being numb for so long that even the glimpse of happiness I had felt so good, so thrilling, and so exciting that it's like I had forgotten how to live. Now I'm at a point where I feel like I'm supposed to do something and I just cannot figure out what it is.
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What proof do you have that she cheated?
 
Hey all! I’m the anonymous user from 2014’s “I Have a Fiancee and a Girlfriend And I’m a Serial Cheater” followed by 2015’s “Last-Year Confessor with a Fiance AND a Girlfriend Didn’t Manage to Keep It Hidden”.



I am here with good news! I took a lot of your advice to heart (perhaps not exactly as intended, but we’ll get to that). A lot of you urged me to accept that I was just not interested in my fiancé anymore, nor her best interests. Between that and the counseling I was able to come to terms with the fact that while I loved my fiancé as a friend, I simply no longer loved her as a partner. Now, where I fucked this up a little is I didn’t instantly end things and admit my feelings. I just couldn’t do it. Instead I dragged it out for a couple more months (I know, I know) and manipulated the situation by overinflating my feelings of depression. Ultimately, I told her I left because it just wasn’t working and I needed a change to try and find my own happiness again and that I wanted her to do the same. We still keep in touch through texts, but we have both decided to not meet up or see each other in the future. She’s doing fairly well, and I have optimism that she will find her own way in things.



Was it wrong of me to manipulate the situation and be misleading instead of just owning up to what was going on in my heart? Probably, but I felt it better than just stomping on her feelings in the worst way imaginable. I am with the girlfriend mentioned previously in the other submissions, and I’m feeling much happier now. I haven’t had even one urge to cheat or stray at all. In the next couple months, we’ll have been going as a full on couple for a year now. I honestly feel much happier with myself and my relationship now. I know this was a shitty way to get to this point. I still deal from time to time with the pain I put my girlfriend through. I know I put my former fiancé through hell. All I can do now is try and be a better person. I won’t make the same mistakes I made before. I will never put myself in that situation again. Thanks for all your advice, even if I didn’t always execute it in the ideal way it really helped me turn my life around and get in a better situation. Hopefully this time next year I have nothing new to report because things just keep going on this upward trajectory. If that’s so maybe I’ll even share stuff from when I was younger that’ll be more exciting than my relationship drama from the last few years.
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As hard as it will be, I hope you can stay on the good path you're on. Your former fiancee has a chance for happiness and so do you.
 
I posted a loooong time ago a confession about my no life/virgin status. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39701965&postcount=1898

Update time! I'm still a fat greasy virgin. Only now I have a job and am not so depressed.

A list of things that have changed:

My age. First off I lied about being 21, I was 24 at the time. I am now 28.

I have a job. Got one shortly after the email. I've been working at the same place ever since. I'm pretty good at said job and I've been offered numerous chances to promote up. I decline everytime due to my confidence.

I'm still a kiss-less virgin. I've been on a date but, the idea of me working retail and living with my Parents is basically a deal killer for just about anyone.

Still live with my Mom. But, I pay rent. I take solace in the fact neither of us can survive on our own. It's not as if i[m leeching off her anymore, I also help out my siblings when they're on hard times. My sister has a good job she enjoys but, my brother works retail and is struggling to survive and may be moving back home soon.

I am now a PC gamer. Bought a nice rig and built it myself.

I'm still fat but, not morbidly obese. I lost alot of weight by walking everywhere. Uber made me regain my weight since it's been so hot here and I hate going to work all sweaty. Was 200 now 155.

I formed a set of core beliefs that I feel describe my character.; im a staunch liberal.

My teeth are still bad but, I mean they aren't as bad as some of the peoples I work with. Sheesh,at least I have all my teeth...

Still jerkin it to the porno.

No longer on gaf )= I got swept up in a ban wave.

I was overtly dramatic when I made the initial post. I was seriously depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends but , I try to be social at work so yay me?
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Good. Keep working on yourself. You're doing good. It might not be as fast as you like, but I'm glad you're trying.
 
 
Been away from the thread for too long. Need some good stories to avoid thinking about how fucked our country because we decided to elect an orange clown with an agenda to destroy the world.

torre_avenue said:
Confession: I don't feel proud to be an American anymore.
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You aren't the only one. I am also ashamed to be white and male in this country.
 
About 6 months ago I moved to the other side of the world with a couple of friends. I'm a 25 year old guy and I'm a virgin so I recently thought I'd get myself out there and signed up to Tinder. I matched with a few girls and started messaging them until I met up with this alternative girl I got along with. So we've been out twice and things seem to be going good. This is more of advice than a confession tbh but I was wondering should I tell her I'm a virgin and when should I do it?
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I mean, if she doesn't bring it up, is it really a big deal? I wouldn't mention it unless it comes up.

Then again, maybe she'll get excited at getting to punch your V card.
 
Potential trigger warning: sexual thoughts:

Hi GAF,

I'm 31 years old and in a fantastic, long term relationship with a woman I'm very much in love with.

Unfortunately, over the last several years it's become increasingly apparent that I am in fact an Ephebophile, bordering on Hebephile.

Basically, I'm strongly and almost exclusively attracted to girls in the middle school to high school range (12-16). This problem gets worse the older I get, and I can't see it going away.

To get a few things clear I would never, ever engage in a sexual act with a young girl. For one thing, I'm very aware of the "wrongness" involved, and in general I believe very strongly in monogamy and loyalty. Not to mention the terrifying nature of being branded a creep or "child molester" and the the repercussions from such an act.

However, it's basically the only thing that gets me off anymore and I hate myself for it. I have to consistently remind myself when out in public to keep my eyes straight ahead and not even acknowledge what I'm feeling if I see an attractive younger lady and it's starting to take a toll on my mental health. Going to the beach or the gym or the rec centre is a tremendous exercise in willpower.

Another big worry of mine is that I want to have children, and once they get into that age-range and start bringing friends over it's going to make me incredibly uncomfortable and difficult to be a fun and cool dad.

I have no problem suppressing these thoughts and feelings, but they're always there and I'm very aware of them and it's awful. No idea what to do except keep pushing them down and focus on not being a piece of shit.
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Fuck, buddy. That is really... awful. You gotta go see a shrink.
 
Just thought maybe a bit of a happier note among the gross of creepy confessions might be a nice change.

Two Years ago I was miserable as I felt and was trapped in a shitty situation.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=138982486&postcount=2224

I had a few failed relationships, contemplated suicide, but in the end came to the conclusion, I can always kill myself later and turned my life around. So I took the plunge, changed therapists and started my journey. Since the beginning of this year I live, except for work, fulltime as a woman. My Bosses know though and it is all just a question of time, until I can really go fulltime.
I came out to all of my family, most of my friends and a handful of co-workers.
The response was overwhelmingly positiv.
I made lots of new friends, trans and cis alike.
Maybe I'm just lucky, but so far I haven't experienced any hate or ill will.
Soon I will start HRT. Yyyaaasss!
I have never been happier than I'm right now. I feel healthy, completly alive and at peace with myself and the universe.
I'm active in the transgender community and fight to make life easier for those that come after us. Life can be truly amazing, if you dare to live it and have the courage to be true and honest to yourself.
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That is awesome. I'm glad you're happy.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Potential trigger warning: sexual thoughts:



Fuck, buddy. That is really... awful. You gotta go see a shrink.
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Sorry man, that is a helluva burden to carry. Being plagued with those kinds of sexual thoughts and never acting on them is a mark of an incredibly strong and good human being. I'd definitely look at some Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and/or Analysis to help you through it though.
 
JC Lately said:
Can he though? Threes this huge stigma surrounding non-offending MAP's (minor attracted persons) that prevents many of them to seek help for fear of prosecution/register ad a sex offender. Supposedly the danger is even worse if you have kids.
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But that won't happen if they don't commit a sex offense.

You can't be prosecuted for thought crime.
 
A couple of good confessions that have good outcomes to bring my spirits up. Virgin guy, stay busy my dude. One day you'll lose it!!

Congrats on coming out as a women, confessor! Nice to hear that people were happy and supportive of ya!
 
ShinRPGamer said:
Public confession: I've wanted to make a post in PoliGAF about getting help trying to alleviate the paranoia I have that America is stupid enough to elect Trump over freaking emails and I struggle to convey my post in a way I like. Doesn't help that going into the thread only flares up my paranoia.

So uh, yeah anyone in America want to help alleviate this paranoid Canadian's fears?
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Clearly my paranoia had some basis in reality.

Guess I'll make a follow-up confession, and I understand I might ruffle some feathers with this one. I've been feeling like shit since Tuesday afternoon as a result of the election. I didn't get any sleep last night and I only had a proper meal this afternoon around 26 hours after my lunch yesterday. The reason for this is that I thought America would do the smart thing and not elect a man who called Mexicans rapists, called for the deportation of Muslims, treats women like shit and is just a terrible human being.

Rest assured, I won't be making that mistake again. Going forward, if America can screw something up royally, I will always expect that they will do so with gusto. Apologies to the sane Americans who have to get lumped with the idiots, but I think it will be a long time before my opinion of America can even begin to recover from 2016.
 
ShinRPGamer said:
Clearly my paranoia had some basis in reality.

Guess I'll make a follow-up confession, and I understand I might ruffle some feathers with this one. I've been feeling like shit since Tuesday afternoon as a result of the election. I didn't get any sleep last night and I only had a proper meal this afternoon around 26 hours after my lunch yesterday. The reason for this is that I thought America would do the smart thing and not elect a man who called Mexicans rapists, called for the deportation of Muslims, treats women like shit and is just a terrible human being.

Rest assured, I won't be making that mistake again. Going forward, if America can screw something up royally, I will always expect that they will do so with gusto. Apologies to the sane Americans who have to get lumped with the idiots, but I think it will be a long time before my opinion of America can even begin to recover from 2016.
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Exactly how I feel too.
 
ShinRPGamer said:
Clearly my paranoia had some basis in reality.

Guess I'll make a follow-up confession, and I understand I might ruffle some feathers with this one. I've been feeling like shit since Tuesday afternoon as a result of the election. I didn't get any sleep last night and I only had a proper meal this afternoon around 26 hours after my lunch yesterday. The reason for this is that I thought America would do the smart thing and not elect a man who called Mexicans rapists, called for the deportation of Muslims, treats women like shit and is just a terrible human being.

Rest assured, I won't be making that mistake again. Going forward, if America can screw something up royally, I will always expect that they will do so with gusto. Apologies to the sane Americans who have to get lumped with the idiots, but I think it will be a long time before my opinion of America can even begin to recover from 2016.
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Don't feel that way, most of us didn't even vote!
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So, I think due to the damp post-election mood, I'll wrap up Day 9 without anymore confessions, and I might give it another day or two before posting more. This place is kind of a ghost town today.

Day 9 is over

 
I'll take that image in lieu of more confessions. <3

Reminds me, I'm two episodes behind (in the UK). Need to make some time this weekend!
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Potential trigger warning: sexual thoughts:

Fuck, buddy. That is really... awful. You gotta go see a shrink.
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This is sad. Confessor seems like a good person and wants to do the right thing, but his brain is playing against him. I hope you can get over those thoughts, with the help of a professional if necessary.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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That is awesome. I'm glad you're happy.
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This is great, glad to hear you're feeling good and are happy now! Also, getting all that kind of support is awesome.
 
JoeNut said:
wtf are those things? another word for Paedo?
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basically, just for different ages.

I hope that person gets the help he needs. I have enormous respect for people who have these desires and don't act upon it. They should be supported more. I hope the confessor gets therapy/ the necessary help.
 
Woah hold on.....

The peado dude said the only thing that gets him off anymore are young girls.....

However, it's basically the only thing that gets me off anymore
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- he said

So acting on it or not... surely he's got to be viewing inappropriate media in some way?

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Disagree Guy said:
Woah hold on.....

The peado dude said the only thing that gets him off anymore are young girls.....

So acting on it or not... surely he's got to be viewing inappropriate media in some way?

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Could just be relying on imagination, but yeah. An unfortunate situation regardless. Hopefully they can find a healthy way to overcome it.
 
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