The worst kiss I had was with this guy I met in Vegas. He roughly shoved his face into mine and then just started making out with me except his tongue didn't know what to do so he basically licked the side of my mouth while also trying to french. When he stopped, he decided to go the bathroom(pretty sure he wanted me to go with him but I was like "NOPE") and I had to wipe a bunch of saliva off my mouth. Worst kiss ever.
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Never been kissed? What's that like?
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davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Kissing sounds gross. I'd rather not even touch anyone.
Night Crawlers
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jesus Christ dude no need to resort to such harsh insults. Let's please keep things civil in the |Forever Alone |OT 324|sadcat
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jesus Christ dude no need to resort to such harsh insults. Let's please keep things civil in the |Forever Alone |OT 324|sadcat
It's considered insulting if you were referring to yourself as an 'irony wizard' and 'joke master' and I repeat that?
Sorry, didn't mean to hurt the feelings of the master of irony. You know us, Forever Alone guys. Gotta get our kicks from somewhere.
Cow Mengde
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I'm not a big fan of kissing, especially with tongue. There's bad breath (possibly from myself as well) and I can't stand other people's saliva. I can't even stand eating something my parents bit into. So I'm actually not a big fan of kissing, but I still kiss because I have to.
Spirit of Jazz
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I'm fine kissing in private but whenever a girl wants to kiss in public I feel like it always looks like this.
Coffee Dog
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I wish I was browsing earlier so I could make the bags of sand joke.
jesus Christ dude no need to resort to such harsh insults. Let's please keep things civil in the |Forever Alone |OT 324|sadcat
Looking at your post history, are all of your comments destined to be inflammatory?
jesus Christ dude no need to resort to such harsh insults. Let's please keep things civil in the |Forever Alone |OT 324|sadcat
let's see your forever alone thread junior
the one you make inevitably when you start bursting into tears the second you realize boohoo your life sucks.
Night Crawlers
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A couple of errors in this post; for one, juniors can't make threads so this statement doesn't make the slightest bit of sense and, for two, noone says "boohoo" IRL when they are sad. I will wait for you to make the appropriate edits before giving my full response.
Can you seriously stop with the hostility? You won't last long here that way.
Night Crawlers
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Being facetious=hostile??? Sounds like projection imo. But since I've touched a nerve I'll maturely leave this thread to avoid further conflict and just wait for next week's virgin thread for all follow-up discussion. Peace.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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BigEvilTurtle
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We're just giving him the attention he wants. Best to just ignore and move on, yeah? Let's talk more about how wonderful lips are.
Coffee Dog
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You post like you browse /a/
Lips are wonderful. Not a fan of tongues, though. I stopped using it when I was 21. Every girl I've dated since then has come around to the greatness of making out without tongue-fucking each other's throat.
ChubbyHuggs
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Wait... There are people that have had sex here, but never kissed anyone?
I enjoy kissing with boys and girls. Never had a bad kisser.
I feel sorry for you people that never even had a french kissing on a park bench when you were drunk or in the cinema right in front of the other people there, ruining the movie for everyone. You are really missing out.
I feel sorry for you people that never even had a french kissing on a park bench when you were drunk or in the cinema right in front of the other people there, ruining the movie for everyone. You are really missing out.
Hypereides
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Night crawlers is trying to go full amog in this joint whilst failing quite hard at it.
Also Neil Strauss? Really? You just lost some valueble PUA points there buddy.
Also Neil Strauss? Really? You just lost some valueble PUA points there buddy.
Cute female friend. Random cute stranger. Your cute sister.
BigEvilTurtle
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Yeah, my girlfriend and I don't tongue-fuck. Like, light tongue-rubbing sometimes but never full French. Lips are so much better anyway. I got lucky and found a girl with moderately big and very soft lips.
No, his posts are quite obviously sarcastic and lampooning the importance people are placing on virginity.
It's amusing how many people are taking them at face value. I guess some people are senstiive about this stuff.
ChubbyHuggs
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I feel like when I read half your post, they're just set ups for hentai.
Depends for me. Sometimes I'll rape your mouth's asshole with my taste buds.
I enjoy kissing with boys and girls. Never had a bad kisser.
I feel sorry for you people that never even had a french kissing on a park bench when you were drunk or in the cinema right in front of the other people there, ruining the movie for everyone. You are really missing out.
I don't need to be drunk to share my love.
Hey, we can't all have a cute step sister who likes to hug and snuggle and that one time where your parents were out and you stole some of their wine and got super wasted and she jokingly offers to take your virginity but you are sober enough to refuse but for the rest of your life...
You wonder...
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Had my first kiss at 16 in my high school's auditorium, in front of all my friends.
I wouldn't have minded if it was in private, but he just went for it and it was kind of awkward.
I wouldn't have minded if it was in private, but he just went for it and it was kind of awkward.
Dorimukyasuto
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"Greetings, cute girl I've never met, would you like to kiss?"
Doesn't seem like it would go very well. Creepy even.
And I don't think my friends would appreciate it.
Thug Waffle
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worst kiss was the first and it wasn't even that bad. i'm pretty alright at that shit. thanks, moving pictures!
MacGurcules
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Eh. Depends on how you play it. You'd be surprised how effective sitting down next to a girl at a party and just playfully saying, "So, you wanna make out?" can be. She says no and it's a funny icebreaker. She says yes and you're in makeout town.
Exactly. Any thing you think you're doing that is "awkward" just play off as being funny, if it doesn't work. But it might work
Cameron122
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French kissing is my hello tbh
Gabotron ES
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first time I kissed a girl with tongue I got an insta-boner
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Do it like this and you are sure to get some.
Game of Thrones: Teaching nerds on how to get laid since 2011.
Patrickv27
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Yeah. So depressing. :
Don't lose hope though guys. There are alot of.opportunity out there. You're not just grabbing it.
It's true. Unless you stay cooked up all day, you probably miss a chance to talk up a cute girl once a day
freenudemacusers
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they're usually monthly. just FYI
Messofanego
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What's the feeling of not having been kissed? I'm guessing you're asking about the mouth. I don't know, that's like asking about not having been drunk or anything else that is non-essential to me personally. It's normal, I didn't think about the lack of having been kissed on my mouth until this very thread haha
I did kiss a girl on the cheek in 4th grade when I lived in Saudi Arabia, which was cute and romantic and my whole school bus was privy to it. We agreed to do this in front of everyone. I don't know, really weird situation now that I think about it 15 years later!
I did kiss a girl on the cheek in 4th grade when I lived in Saudi Arabia, which was cute and romantic and my whole school bus was privy to it. We agreed to do this in front of everyone. I don't know, really weird situation now that I think about it 15 years later!
Bright Side of Life
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Never kissed or expressed interest, not sure why that is but I'm oddish oddly comfortable with that ._.
Also by anime/manga logic it's suppose to be soft like marshmallows and taste like lemony strawberries (whatever that means)
Also by anime/manga logic it's suppose to be soft like marshmallows and taste like lemony strawberries (whatever that means)
CrocMother
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If you live in NYC and have never been kissed, hit me up I'll make out with you because I think that is just terrible.
FYI I'm a dude but if that bothers you beggars can't be choosers
FYI I'm a dude but if that bothers you beggars can't be choosers
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