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Never been kissed? What's that like?
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Thug Waffle
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are you asexual or something along those lines?
Jason's Ultimatum
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Good luck with merpes by kissing random strangers for fun.
Alcotholic
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I'm sorry, but I must quote this.
Really? Really? I find this hilarious beyond so many levels. Night Crawlers comes of so dickishly righteous it's ridiculous for such minor achievements. Congrats.
Moving on though. For those who haven't kissed anyone yet: Look your best, go to a bar, get a couple of drinks in you and just say "hi" to a couple of girls. Use your basic social skills after that and you can go places.
Get over here bro
I am incredibly intrigued by the fact you guys tongued a chick while 4-5 years old.
Scott32020
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Well excuse my lateness.
Kissing meand shit unless there's tongue involved. Popped a stiffy the first time I made out.
Depending on the sloppiness of your partner it can be anywhere from amazing to uncomfortable. Luckily everyone I've made out with were better kissers than me evidently.
I'm not the overly affectionate type do making out is almost always a precursor to sex for me.
Kissing meand shit unless there's tongue involved. Popped a stiffy the first time I made out.
Depending on the sloppiness of your partner it can be anywhere from amazing to uncomfortable. Luckily everyone I've made out with were better kissers than me evidently.
I'm not the overly affectionate type do making out is almost always a precursor to sex for me.
richardhawk
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Does a shotgun count?
Cameron122
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How are you typing with a kurt cobaine haircut
No
You should probably stop telling girls there's something wrong with their faces then.
Buddha Beam
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If that counts then that means I lost my virginity when I was 5.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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That's... dark.
High five! I can relate to almost everything in that post. Can't say I stiffen up when hugging girls though.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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To be fair, they hugged me and I was caught off-guard because I was not expecting it.
Ehhh...
Wait, what?
That was just an example. I had fun with kissing without alcohol too.
Napoleonthechimp
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A cold tongue? Are you kissing corpses?
I actually hadn't experienced that until today, but his hands were cold, too. So maybe it just has to do with the other person's being in a cold room/having slower blood circulation or something.
PaulExcellent
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i heard that kisses taste like salty coins
Got my first kiss a few months ago. It was passionate, warm, and it was good; made out more times after that. I noticed that her tongue tasted like nothing though despite eating a lemon slice. Both of us were tipsy.
It was cheesy how we initially made out. I made a reference to the Jamie Fox Show about when the titular character would put his hand in the middle of a person's face who would try to make out with him so we tried it out, and eventually I just went for it. It was natural. I think pop culture greatly exagerrates the idea of making out and even romanticizes it a bit too much.
It was cheesy how we initially made out. I made a reference to the Jamie Fox Show about when the titular character would put his hand in the middle of a person's face who would try to make out with him so we tried it out, and eventually I just went for it. It was natural. I think pop culture greatly exagerrates the idea of making out and even romanticizes it a bit too much.
Scofield94941
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making out is awesome , if the girl is hot it is better
viciouskillersquirrel
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Man, this thread takes me back to much younger, much more innocent,
days, back when even just holding hands was a big deal. It's kind of nice, now that I think about it, the rush you'd get upon your "firsts", the expectation, the (often) botched execution, the importance places on every touch, each milestone, examining yourself in the mirror afterward and thinking that you were somehow, in some small way, transformed by the experience.
It all seems like small potatoes now compared to everything that's happened, everything I've done since then. It all seems so long ago. The thought that there are younger GAFers going out and having their own versions of these same first experiences makes me smile. Get out there guys and gals, life is there to be lived, live it!
much more awkward
It all seems like small potatoes now compared to everything that's happened, everything I've done since then. It all seems so long ago. The thought that there are younger GAFers going out and having their own versions of these same first experiences makes me smile. Get out there guys and gals, life is there to be lived, live it!
ComputerMKII
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Messofanego
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"Nobody fucks down. People fuck up, or across." DAMN
StickSoldier
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Ok so people who haven't made out, what is the root of the cause?I don't want to hear that it's because you're ugly though....that's a lame excuse
Never given myself the opportunity. Story of my life.
SmackDaddy
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I just got done kissing a lady! Holy tits her boobs were nice. She kept biting my lip. Other than that, the kiss was real personal, she went eyes open. She was more drunk then I tho, so I came downstairs before anything else happened. Gaf time!
Guys. Go get a kiss. Best thing ever. And if it progresses, seal the deal while kissing too. Aw yeah.
Guys. Go get a kiss. Best thing ever. And if it progresses, seal the deal while kissing too. Aw yeah.
Im a horrible first kiss, every girl I've been with seems to have a wildly different rhythm and it takes me a couple minutes to adjust, thank God I've never done the dreaded teeth lick, that shit is never forgotten.
Paradoxically, the first time I kissed I had sex a couple of minutes later and most of the times I get to second base, so maybe im not so bad.
Paradoxically, the first time I kissed I had sex a couple of minutes later and most of the times I get to second base, so maybe im not so bad.
PirateKing
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My first kiss was awkward but my second time around was really awesome. It started really slow and it got faster for half an hour.
Messofanego
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Religious.
ComputerMKII
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Hearing this question 10000000000 times despite not knowing the answer makes me angry. It's as if someone told me 'You don't have three arms? How come you don't have three arms? What's wrong? Just man up and grow a third arm!' Like I'm necessarily supposed to know what's wrong. If I knew what was wrong I would have solved the problem already.
merpes? oh shi-
I don't think any woman I've ever met has had any romantic interest in me. It's just... never happened. Why? I don't know. I definitely haven't been putting myself out there though due to terribly bad social skills. And now I'm playing 'catch up' on that field, in a world that expects a 21-year old college student like me to already have some practice laps.
PhantomZone
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That is so odd, yet i can't look away
Wouldn't take it that far but yes kissing is great when both are on the same page
Napoleonthechimp
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Hands I understand because they're extremities but your tongue spends the majority of its time inside your head and should be at - or close to - your body temperature. Unless you breathe with your mouth open.
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