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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide


oh jesus :lol :lol :lol :lol

sooooooo much hilarity.

my favorite:

How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where the doctors would be so disappointed that one of them might try to strangle you themselves. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit.

 

[CajoleJuice]

For some reason, I didn't laugh out loud while reading this...and I love Maddox so much. That's probably been because I've been somewhat suicidial lately.

 

[Incognito]

 

[Claus]

Besides the farting one, this is one of the worst.

 

[Papi]

Hahahahahahahaha
That animated gif rocked.
And he drew each individual bean!

 

[demon]

suck

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I couldn't stop laughing when I read it yesterday, holy shit it was hilarious

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

big fat "meh" from me. Ever since he brought that Christopher Reeve article back up just because he died...that was tasteless.

 

[Diablos]

More like one of his worst.

 

[rs7k]

I love the Cadbury eggs part.

 

[Hournda]

Maddox is long past his prime. However, all he needs to do is come up with a shitty rant once a month and people will still suck his dick until the end of time (like in that Halloween photoshop post).

 

[Kuroyume]

Not funny at all.