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[Sabaku Ika]

This could be wrong, so don't quote me on it, but a friend of a friend of a friend saw the inside of a Revolution up close and says it has both metal and plastic parts. Do you think it's true?

 

[Cold-Steel]

This is the most boring rumor of the past month.

Revolution will be REVOLUTIONARY! 5 page GAF thread OMGWTFBBQ!

 

[Mallrat83]

This could be wrong, so don't quote me on it, but a friend of a friend of a friend saw the inside of a Revolution up close and says it has both metal and plastic parts. Do you think it's true?

Holy hell man, what are you? An idiot? Of course the Revolution won't be using plastic and metal parts. It'll use Revolutionary new materials recovered from the 1947 UFO crash site in Roswell, New Mexico. Gosh.

 

[cvxfreak]

Holy hell man, what are you? An idiot? Of course the Revolution won't be using plastic and metal parts. It'll use Revolutionary new materials recovered from the 1947 UFO crash site in Roswell, New Mexico. Gosh.

I heard it was composed of Albert Einstein's brain matter. Revo-***ing-lution!

 

[Amir0x]

wow, yeah Nintendo bringing out the big guns here. Your rumour-ton is amazing. I don't know how the competition let this one get away.

 

[Ghengis Cohen]

:lol

That's a folded up piece of paper hahhaha

And a snickers bar.

 

[Sabaku Ika]

Holy hell man, what are you? An idiot? Of course the Revolution won't be using plastic and metal parts. It'll use Revolutionary new materials recovered from the 1947 UFO crash site in Roswell, New Mexico. Gosh.

This is just I heard. Personally, I expect the case to be full of liquid god.

 

[MrSardonic]

This could be wrong, so don't quote me on it, but a friend of a friend of a friend saw the inside of a Revolution up close and says it has both metal and plastic parts. Do you think it's true?

You're friend is a bullshitter. My source, 90% reliable, says that the floating core of nuclear plasma is held together by recently developed commercial superconducting electromagnets. The very use of electromagnets of such power makes any metallic parts an impossibility!

 

[xabre]

OMG!!!

Stop the presses, it browses the internet. My jesebus :O

 

[PolyGone]

I didn't see anything on that list about stereoscopic 3D. Ergo, this man lies.

 

[Niko]

It's a good thing this feature was announced, because I could sure use something to browse the web!

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

So people can play Mario on this thing and look at smut? :lol Nintendo = Mature j/k


Seriously though, I hope Nintendo has a plan to keep viruses out of the hardware.

 

[::FIXXXER::]

Well I heard that the revolution contains 128 miniature Marios.

They all have their jobs to do.

Disc spinning to Disc readers.

They shout the information to the geometry builders who when finished carving hand over to teh runners who push actual geometry though the cable to your tv set.

And then that are the spotters that watch what your doing with the waggle wand and direct as appropriate. I don’t envy the one in the remote tho, he has to make the thing shake.

 

[mj1108]

So people can play Mario on this thing and look at smut? :lol Nintendo = Mature j/k


Seriously though, I hope Nintendo has a plan to keep viruses out of the hardware.

I can't wait for the first "My mom caught me looking at porn on my Rev!!" thread.

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

I can't wait for the first "My mom caught me looking at porn on my Rev!!" thread.

Admittedly, the Rev-mote might make a nice alternative to the mouse. It would make an interesting one at least!

 

[DrGAKMAN]

Not really a big deal, but, with the multi-ligual stuff I bet (hope) Nintendo's European stance strengthens. And, if anything, this helps in launching the system worldwide faster and sets up WFC to work from day one.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

as every country will see its language and not only the usual English, German, etc menu.

err, I might be a big dummy, but I don't understand this bit. Did past Nintendos all read in English or something?

 

[snaildog]

Websites that you can only access using the Revolution? Shit guys, this is almost as good as bonuses you can only unlock in console games by having a Gameboy cord. Three cheers for Nintendo!

 

[DDayton]

You know what would be funny? If Nintendo partnered with Google and made their Revolution systems "mini terminals" for all those rumored plans Google keeps talking about. Every Rev would be a "mini computer" for the casual computer user, with word processing, net access, multimedia, etc..

No, it wouldn't happen, nor would it necessarily be a good thing. It would be hilarious, though. Google + Nintendo + Opera + ______ + Panasonic.

 

[Kroole]

err, I might be a big dummy, but I don't understand this bit. Did past Nintendos all read in English or something?

Nope. But it was in English, German, French, Spanish and Italian whereas the Revolution might have support for more languages like Polish, Swedish and so on.

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

Jesus, make the Revolution threads stop.

I don't think he cares about GAF.