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New Scam(OTON X) Automatically Generates Comedy

What is this? And what's with these prices?

Does who ever put money into this really believe there is a market for that?
 
Also Splorgenborg.

It's funny because Splorgenborg came from a post about Resident Evil Light Gun Game being ported from Wii to PS3, and people laughing at that. Resident Evil Light Gun Game was ported to PS3 ... many years later.

Anywhos my fave platform is from IREM
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Irem dead now though
 
They definitely could have put more effort into the video accompanying their scam.

http://www.otonx.com/pages/faq

3. Why are you charging my credit card before the unit ships?

^ I think this gave it away the most.

Not to mention these wonderful typos in the FAQ:

STAND

System can be position vertically or horizontal

The boards are pre-examined and verified with hardware specialist at a NJ based manufacturing company, where we decided to produce the boards. Our funding goals cover a minimal batch of systems, programming, FCC/UL testing and packaging.

The basic unit does not come with laser projection camera. The premium unit comes with the laser projection, and the supreme OTON supports both laser projection camera and front-facing motion and voice camera.
 
But what can you do with your OTON?

1. Receive instant new games daily created by the OTON artificial intelligence network

2. Create new custom games quickly and easily using OTON Creation Automation Engine

3. Laser project your games on any surface with custom environment creation simulation

4. Challenge OTON artificial intelligence game-play engine (If you dare!)

etc...

Maybe OTON will become self-aware?
 
The press release mentions Anniston, Alabama. Therefore, I searched the Alabama Secretary of State's Government Records Inquiry System for this EnGeniux. This turned up no results. The records are completed through 04-23-2012 only though, but EnGeniux's Facebook page states it was formed in January this year. What I did find however when searching the name Derrick Samuels was this:

Vanguard Apparel Company, Inc.
Entity ID Number: 224 - 775
Entity Type: Domestic Corporation
Principal Address: ANNISTON, AL
Principal Mailing Address: Not Provided
Status: Exists
Place of Formation: Calhoun County
Formation Date: 8-28-2002
Registered Agent Name: SAMUELS, DERRICK
Registered Office Street Address: 1518 COOPER AVE ANNISTON, AL 36201
Registered Office Mailing Address : Not Provided
Nature of Business: SELL/MFG CLOTHES
Capital Authorized: 1,000,000 NPV
Capital Paid In: ---

Incorporators
Incorporator Name: SAMUELS, DERRICK
Incorporator Street Address: Not Provided
Incorporator Mailing Address: Not Provided

Annual Reports
Annual Report information is filed and maintained by the Alabama Department of Revenue.
If you have questions about any of these filings, please contact Revenue's Business Privilege Tax Division at 334-242-1170 or www.ador.alabama.gov. The Secretary of State's Office cannot answer questions about or make changes to these reports.
Source: http://arc-sos.state.al.us/cgi/corpagent.mbr/input

Gonna see if I can find something about those patents as well.

Update: It seems he's actually got some patents. In http://appft1.uspto.gov/netahtml/PTO/srchnum.html, input the following numbers and you see what he has published:

20060035711

Multi feature entertainment system with built in biometric feature with digital resolution video card network thereof

20050125228

Digital electronic correction pen with audio pronunciation and spell check capabilities, with built-in memory. Also calculation processing... thereof...

20030189165

Car seat monitoring device

I didn't find anything relating to the described console, though 20060035711 is the one patent that seems closest to it. There may be more patents, but these are the ones I can find via the USPTO's public resources.
 
Why would you need a console to do this? What is special about this hardware in regards to procedural generation that someone couldn't do in software. You currently have minecraft and Terraria. Soon you will have stuff like Starforge and more.
 
Oh god, the wording in this FAQ is absolutely dreadful.

It really sounds like some horrible scam that will take your money and run.


Our manufacturer has over 30 years experience in this space, and when we demoed the basic software they were amazed and aggressively snapped into action to help us move forward.

We designed OTON with software to create games based on key system request.

A product of this scale isn't new to us. Since we have developed this project without the support of kickstarter or any initial funds, we felt it was important to get things moving quickly to show the best results. We have programmed our system, once we officially launch,

You can mod some OTON games or co-create with a friend or family member.

The OEM parts such as the laser projection camera and motion camera are regulated by the manufacturer’s terms of use. Beyond the hardware, knock yourself out and have fun!

In a way yes, but OTON X is independent device and complete new project.

We felt OTON had a deeper rich application set that gave us a niche that no other console was thinking about.

we feel the OTON X (Gen Two) model will possess capabilities to create more cool stuff, but not taking over the world. Have fun and game my friends!

Who talks like this? Scam artists, that's who.
 
I just watched the video. Yup. This is a scam. Do not give Steve your money; he'll run away with it faster than Dietrich fled the crime scene.
 
Well, the idea of the console was that it's a set-top box that used Direct X technology. Makes sense to me.

People ignore how much the Xbox brand is tied to Direct X. The Direct Xbox. I'm surprised that there are people who don't see this.
 
People ignore how much the Xbox brand is tied to Direct X. The Direct Xbox. I'm surprised that there are people who don't see this.

Most people have really bad eye sight.

Also, this is the most hilarious scam console I have seen. Its like someone saw the Ouya's success and decided they could jargon it up a bit and try to steal some money. I also like how they have they're own reservation system that apparently charges you right away. They knew they wouldn't see full funding and decided to skip Kickstarter apparently.

Poor sucker who lost $49.
 
These people have created something revolutionary, and you people doubt them. They won't meet their goals, and gaming will forever stagnate. I hope you people cry into your piles of money from game publishers.

RIP OTON X™
 
These people have created something revolutionary, and you people doubt them. They won't meet their goals, and gaming will forever stagnate. I hope you people cry into your piles of money from game publishers.

RIP OTON X™
Half Life 3 has a higher probability of releasing this Christmas than this thing does in NOT being a scam.
 
Apparently this was shot with 5000% the lighting needed in an all white environment and at 24fps low def. Pros folks. We are working with pros.
 
Pre-transformation J Allard is creepy.

Pre-transformation J Allard looks like a middle-aged exec who knows deep down that he's trying to connect to an audience who have a natural averse reaction to middle-aged execs.

HOWEVER...

Post-transformation J Allard looks like a middle-aged exec having the mother of all mid-life crises.
 
I like how they can have a projector, motion sensors, and all that jazz for the steal of $99.

Other than the million signs that it's a scam, it being it's own crowd sourcing venture, and not using something like kickstarter, makes it all the better.
 
OTON sounds like a Doctor Who villain. This system will obviously end up creating evil plastic mannequins that only a Time Lord could save us from.
 
My favourite part is this

OTON isnÂ’t just all fun and games. Future Engeniux module tools for OTON include updates, game music creation, photo creation, website creation, educational gaming creation, document creation and media content creation! Imagine! In a few short years OTON could possibly create original custom TV or movie content catered to your movie choices! Say goodbye to your cable bill!

Automatically generated tv shows and movies. I'm in.
 
Anyone knows what game is shown at 2:34? Looks like fun.
Looks like an action MMORPG to me. So the chances of someone knowing it's name decreases quite a bit. I can say it isn't TERA though. xD

edit: Looks like C9(Continent of the Ninth) to me.
edit2:Or vindictus I don't know. >.<
 
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