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New Super Cheesy RE4 Wii Trailer

Can someone please youtube this? It won't play for me past the first few seconds, crappy work computer.
 
Creepy looking girl? Check.
Artificial? Check.
Dude's a loser that keeps on playing his Wii instead of sexing his girl when she hops on the sofa? Check.
 
Best trailer EVAR!

Manp said:
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Come on, don't judge her in a screenshot, that's so last gen, watch the trailer, she doesn't look that bad.
She looks much better in motion. :lol
 
More importantly - the trailer finally proves it's a GC and not a PS2 port. The scene with the burning barrels show lighting that was not in the PS2-version. So that's great to see. Now it just needs to be real 16:9, full 480p resolution, no letterboxing, no crop&zoom.. I would even like a fullscreen 4:3 mode.

My guess about the black bars showing on the TV is that he's not actually playing the game (the TV is showing a pre recorded movie, ostte) so the original picture WITH overscan area is shown within the visible TV screen, but will be different when we get to play it. (hopefully)
 
Was there ever any doubt about this being based on the GCN version anyway? I mean come on, it's the Wii ffs!

Anyway, awesome trailer.

Capcom am gods of cheesy pulp (see also: Dead Rising, original Resident Evil, God Hand et al).
 
R0nn said:
Was there ever any doubt about this being based on the GCN version anyway? I mean come on, it's the Wii ffs!

Anyway, awesome trailer.

Capcom am gods of cheesy pulp (see also: Dead Rising, original Resident Evil, God Hand et al).
you'd be surprised how many people thought it was the PS2 version from the screens.
 
BGBW said:
Clearly this is a preview of the Wii's secret VR abilities.
:lol :lol :lol
This and the round polygons stuff will never end. All because of that fan made Nintendo RevolutiON trailer. Still funny though, especially when you least expect it.

I thought the commercial was ok. It got a bit awkward at the end with the hugging and shit. But otherwise I like the way they showed how immersive or engaging the game is.
 
the thoroughbred said:
So has anyone found out whether the extra missions are PS2 versions or whether it's been done properly?
From those Famitsu screens, we're thinking PS2 background geometry with GC lighting and character/enemy models.
 
Thats one ugly bitch, but a decent trailer i can not wait to get my hands on this just not sure if i should sell my entire resident evil collection.
 
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That girl wasn't nearly cute enough, nor her skirt short enough, to be an adequate Ashley. I'm going to continue eating my breakfast in realization of how sad what I just said was...
 
tedtropy said:
That girl wasn't nearly cute enough, nor her skirt short enough, to be an adequate Ashley. I'm going to continue eating my breakfast in realization of how sad what I just said was...

She doesn't have the ballistics either.
 
Borys said:
Creepy looking girl? Check.
Artificial? Check.
Dude's a loser that keeps on playing his Wii instead of sexing his girl when she hops on the sofa? Check.

Nah he's too good looking to be a loser. But she probably is, no girl I know would be that interested in RE4, and the one girl I know who plays games, is just normal. I wouldn't call her ugly, but nothing you would look at twice, someone who blends into the surroundings.

That video dl'd way too fast, it just streamed straight off. That must have been like 800kbps. Plus it was huge, like almost full screen for me.
 
Yeah I was wondering why nobody talked about that. I'm getting it 100% now, never owned it on the cube.@ concerning its a cube port.
 
gogogow said:
Come on, don't judge her in a screenshot, that's so last gen, watch the trailer, she doesn't look that bad.
She looks much better in motion. :lol
hehe, I've made this joke to my non-gamer friends before - they understand it's funny, but nobody really gets it of course. :D
 
Is that a PLAYB3YOND logo on her ass?

edit: god yeah Ashley had retarded huge boobs, isn't she like 14 in the game? In any case, I loved trying to get her chest close to the screen and finding ways to make them jiggle in that costume

I know I'm not the only one either so don't even start
 
brandonh83 said:
Is that a PLAYB3YOND logo on her ass?

edit: god yeah Ashley had retarded huge boobs, isn't she like 14 in the game? In any case, I loved trying to get her chest close to the screen and finding ways to make them jiggle in that costume

I know I'm not the only one either so don't even start
she's meant to be 18 or 19 i believe.

at least that's what they claim.
 
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