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The Road to Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas

2023-2024 Schedule

2023-2024 Standings​

AMERICAN FOOTBALL CONFERENCE

AFC EAST	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Miami Dolphins	3	0	0	1.000	130	71	59	1 - 0 - 0	2 - 0 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	3 - 0 - 0	1.000	0 - 0 - 0	3W	3 - 0 - 0
Buffalo Bills	2	1	0	0.667	91	35	56	1 - 0 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0.000	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 0 - 0	2W	2 - 1 - 0
New England Patriots	1	2	0	0.333	52	59	-7	0 - 2 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	0 - 1 - 0	1W	1 - 2 - 0
New York Jets	1	2	0	0.333	42	61	-19	1 - 1 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	0 - 1 - 0	2L	1 - 2 - 0

AFC NORTH	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Pittsburgh Steelers	2	1	0	0.667	56	70	-14	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	2 - 0 - 0	1.000	0 - 1 - 0	2W	2 - 1 - 0
Baltimore Ravens	2	1	0	0.667	71	55	16	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	2 - 1 - 0	0.667	0 - 0 - 0	1L	2 - 1 - 0
Cleveland Browns	2	1	0	0.667	73	32	41	2 - 0 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	2 - 1 - 0	0.667	0 - 0 - 0	1W	2 - 1 - 0
Cincinnati Bengals	1	2	0	0.333	46	67	-21	1 - 1 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0 - 2 - 0	0.000	0 - 2 - 0	0.000	1 - 0 - 0	1W	1 - 2 - 0

AFC SOUTH	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Indianapolis Colts	2	1	0	0.667	74	70	4	0 - 1 - 0	2 - 0 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	2 - 1 - 0	0.667	0 - 0 - 0	2W	2 - 1 - 0
Houston Texans	1	2	0	0.333	66	73	-7	0 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 2 - 0	0.333	0 - 0 - 0	1W	1 - 2 - 0
Jacksonville Jaguars	1	2	0	0.333	57	75	-18	0 - 2 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 2 - 0	0.333	0 - 0 - 0	2L	1 - 2 - 0
Tennessee Titans	1	2	0	0.333	45	67	-22	1 - 0 - 0	0 - 2 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	0 - 1 - 0	1L	1 - 2 - 0

AFC WEST	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Kansas City Chiefs	2	1	0	0.667	78	40	38	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	1 - 1 - 0	2W	2 - 1 - 0
Las Vegas Raiders	1	2	0	0.333	45	77	-32	0 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	1 - 2 - 0	0.333	0 - 0 - 0	2L	1 - 2 - 0
Los Angeles Chargers	1	2	0	0.333	86	87	-1	0 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	0 - 2 - 0	0.000	1 - 0 - 0	1W	1 - 2 - 0
Denver Broncos	0	3	0	0.000	69	122	-53	0 - 2 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0.000	0 - 2 - 0	0.000	0 - 1 - 0	3L	0 - 3 - 0

NATIONAL FOOTBALL CONFERENCE

NFC EAST	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Philadelphia Eagles	3	0	0	1.000	84	59	25	1 - 0 - 0	2 - 0 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	2 - 0 - 0	1.000	1 - 0 - 0	3W	3 - 0 - 0
Dallas Cowboys	2	1	0	0.667	86	38	48	1 - 0 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 0 - 0	1L	2 - 1 - 0
Washington Commanders	2	1	0	0.667	58	86	-28	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	1 - 1 - 0	1L	2 - 1 - 0
New York Giants	1	2	0	0.333	43	98	-55	0 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0.000	1 - 2 - 0	0.333	0 - 0 - 0	1L	1 - 2 - 0

NFC NORTH	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Green Bay Packers	2	1	0	0.667	80	62	18	1 - 0 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	2 - 1 - 0	0.667	0 - 0 - 0	1W	2 - 1 - 0
Detroit Lions	2	1	0	0.667	72	63	9	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 0 - 0	1W	2 - 1 - 0
Minnesota Vikings	0	3	0	0.000	69	82	-13	0 - 2 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	0 - 2 - 0	0.000	0 - 1 - 0	3L	0 - 3 - 0
Chicago Bears	0	3	0	0.000	47	106	-59	0 - 1 - 0	0 - 2 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0.000	0 - 2 - 0	0.000	0 - 1 - 0	3L	0 - 3 - 0

NFC SOUTH	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
Atlanta Falcons	2	1	0	0.667	55	54	1	2 - 0 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	2 - 1 - 0	0.667	0 - 0 - 0	1L	2 - 1 - 0
New Orleans Saints	2	1	0	0.667	53	50	3	1 - 0 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 0 - 0	1L	2 - 1 - 0
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	2	1	0	0.667	58	59	-1	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	2 - 1 - 0	0.667	0 - 0 - 0	1L	2 - 1 - 0
Carolina Panthers	0	3	0	0.000	54	81	-27	0 - 1 - 0	0 - 2 - 0	0 - 2 - 0	0.000	0 - 3 - 0	0.000	0 - 0 - 0	3L	0 - 3 - 0

NFC WEST	W	L	T	PCT	PF	PA	Net Pts	Home	Road	Div	Pct	Conf	Pct	Non-Conf	Strk	Last 5
San Francisco 49ers	3	0	0	1.000	90	42	48	1 - 0 - 0	2 - 0 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	1.000	2 - 0 - 0	1.000	1 - 0 - 0	3W	3 - 0 - 0
Seattle Seahawks	2	1	0	0.667	87	88	-1	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 0 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0.000	2 - 1 - 0	0.667	0 - 0 - 0	2W	2 - 1 - 0
Los Angeles Rams	1	2	0	0.333	69	62	7	0 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	1 - 1 - 0	0.500	0 - 1 - 0	2L	1 - 2 - 0
Arizona Cardinals	1	2	0	0.333	72	67	5	1 - 1 - 0	0 - 1 - 0	0 - 0 - 0	0.000	1 - 2 - 0	0.333	0 - 0 - 0	1W	1 - 2 - 0

2023 NFL Draft Picks

 

[DadEggs]

LFG!

Expecting great things out of tonights game.

gmen got so utterly embarrassed last night on the national stage. Hilariously painful.

 

[German Hops]

Let's get it, Cowboys nation !!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I bet you can guess the one guy who voted for the Vikings. They won't actually win of course but I figured I'd put that energy out there. I just want them to get one before I die.

 

[AJUMP23]

I am calling the 49es to win.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

Watching Nick Chubb run the ball is basically our Super Bowl.

 

[Thaedolus]

CTRL F “Raiders”

 

[DeepEnigma]

CTRL F “Raiders”

Can only fit 25 unfortunately, so I went with the top 25 NFL.com Power Rankings.

 

[demigod]

Sweet, passball is back boyz.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Sweet, passball is back boyz.

Sure is!

Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill put up historic Week 1 numbers to rally Dolphins past Chargers

Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill and the Miami Dolphins aren’t going to lose many track meets. They didn’t on Sunday, as Tagovailoa returned to action, Hill reaffirmed his status as one of league’s most dangerous gamebreakers and the two combined for some

www.nfl.com

Tagovailoa triumphantly returned to the tune of 466 yards on 28-of-45 passing with three touchdowns and a 110.0 rating. Hill caught a pair of those touchdowns to go with 11 receptions and a mind-spinning 215 yards.

 

[Thaedolus]

I think my buddy and I will head to Vegas for the season finale against the Broncos…we were going to do it a couple years ago but then the Gruden e-mails came out where he called Goodell the f-slur and I was like welp cancel that reservation this season’s officially fucked.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Hard to not bet on the 49ers to win it all this year. They look like the most complete team, as expected.

 

[German Hops]

A plate of nachos tonight while watching Aaron Rodgers vs Jake Allen.

This should be a good one, gentlemen.

 

[DeaDPo0L84]

My Saints in typical Saints fashion won a nail biter, glad to get past the week 1 jitters.

 

[Thaedolus]

My Saints in typical Saints fashion won a nail biter, glad to get past the week 1 jitters.

Treat my boi Carr right…I’m rooting for him to get a ring someday

 

[NickFire]

A plate of nachos tonight while watching Aaron Rodgers vs Jake Allen.

This should be a good one, gentlemen.

The Jets sure are interesting this year. I'm split down the middle between:

1) Are they going to be a juggernaut?
and
2) Are these the same old Jets now helmed by a guy who talked himself out of retirement in a dark cave?

The only thing I am certain of is that nothing I wrote in this post was facetious.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Watching Nick Chubb run the ball is basically our Super Bowl.

Can you imagine being that strong? Dayum!

 

[Lunarorbit]

What is that amon St brown touch down dance?

Is he shaking presents?
Doing it doggy style?

 

[DeepEnigma]

What is that amon St brown touch down dance?

Is he shaking presents?
Doing it doggy style?

Yes.

 

[DeaDPo0L84]

Treat my boi Carr right…I’m rooting for him to get a ring someday

Me too...cause he's my QB now lol.

Also he's getting the same treatment as Brees, which is to say he's going to be quite happy. The New Orleans fanbase is pretty loyal, especially when compared to the Raiders fanbase.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Yes.

So dick in a box basically?


My Pats looked ok; actually ran a functional offense and even had hurry up which was unthinkable last season with Patricia.

Jordan love had a day. Prudy dick smacked Patrick Peterson. What the fuck happened to the Giants?

 

[German Hops]

What the fuck happened to the Giants?

They were not prepared to start the season.
Most likely a coaching issue.

 

[j0hnnix]

What the fuck happened to the Giants?

They found out what it was to hit a brick wall.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Pagusas]

God damnit, I needed you to play 60% of the snaps rodgers! not 0.0000001%

 

[bender]

What the fuck happened to the Giants?

The lion is always hungry.

 

[j0hnnix]

Rodgers saw the Cowboys D highlights and decided to take time off.

 

[MastAndo]

 

[12Goblins]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[drganon]

Panthers off to a great start.

 

[M.W.]

lol Bills

lol Rodgers

 

[DadEggs]

That was wild

Week 1: Rodgersless Edition

 

[German Hops]

Man, that Jets offensive line is as strong as a plate of spaghetti.

My condolences.

I was so hyped, too.

 

[bender]

Lumberjack wins the game.

 

[German Hops]

Will Greenberg be ok?

 

[AJUMP23]

After watching hard knocks that jets ending was poetic.

 

[German Hops]

After watching hard knocks that jets ending was poetic.

You seriously watched hard knocks?

 

[AJUMP23]

You seriously watched hard knocks?

I did. First time ever lunch thief.

 

[German Hops]

I did. First time ever lunch thief.

Yikes.

 

[AJUMP23]

Yikes.

Yucks.

 

[German Hops]

Yucks.

That describes your viewing habits, indeed.

 

[AJUMP23]

That describes your viewing habits, indeed.

I don’t think your judgement is something to take seriously. You’re hilarious but I will not be affected by your takes.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

RIP AA Ron, that's likely to be season ending. Might be career ending if he decides not to try and come back when he's 40 next year

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Fuck the jets. Fuck the jets. Fuck the jets. Fuck the jets.

 

[German Hops]

This is an amazing opportunity for Zach Wilson.
He gets his starting job back (quickly) and he'll still have the tutelage of Aaron Rodgers.

 

[Nobody_Important]

I feel so bad for Jets fans. They had all training camp and preseason to get hyped only to be IMMEDIATELY fucked by the football gods. I'd say thats the worst to happen to a team in years, but Broncos fans last year were able to experience similar hype however they had to suffer the pain of their star QB sucking balls all season with no reprieve other than when he got his brains scrambled.



Jets fans at least had their hopes dashed immediately. A clean cut rather than a lingering wound.

 

[NickFire]

Jets should take a shot at getting Lance today if they haven’t already. Their defense is worth trying to salvage the season. And Cowboys have to be happy enough with Week 1 to consider trading Lance.

 

[Smiggs]

Jets should take a shot at getting Lance today if they haven’t already. Their defense is worth trying to salvage the season. And Cowboys have to be happy enough with Week 1 to consider trading Lance.

Oh hell no, they need to get Cooper Rush. Lance hasn't proven anything yet, other than getting injured as soon as he took over the reigns for the Niners.