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NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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Hines already did Dancing with the stars, so only other "celebrity" thing he can do know is Celebrity Apprentice

Can't wait for Trump's biggot/racial undertones going, what is the Gardner doing in the boardroom?

Cause you know how Trumps I'm good with the BLACKS!
 
Ask, and ye shall receive.....

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Thank you.
 
For anyone who is reading this or will read this, all joking aside

:jnc = Josh Needs Clean up on aisle 4, Entenmann's Department

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DAT STOCKPILE!*

*My fat fucking ass will be there to gorge with him, but I think he's greedy, not a sharer... Fucker!
 
First 1/5 of Captain America was interesting then it devolves into a pastiche of cliches and propaganda.

Glad that I could finally weigh in.

I know you guys were like aww shit what does Bucket think?//
 
Great ass or great tits? Help me gaf! Only 1 can win

Cock Length?

If you are < 6, Go Tits

If you are > 6, Go Ass

If you are > 12, WTF are you posting on GAF, GAF isn't Go After Females community board, Godspeed on all the sex and Porn Inquiries
 
The Cowboys have expressed interest in cornerback Stanford Routt, who was released by the Oakland Raiders on Thursday.

Vann McElroy, Routt's Houston-based agent, said Friday morning his client is scheduled to visit the Buffalo Bills on Saturday with another trip planned for next week to see the Tennessee Titans.

McElroy said no other visits have been scheduled. However, Minnesota, Kansas City and Dallas have reached out to the agent about Routt's services.


Last year, Routt signed a restructured contract for five-years worth $54.5 million with the Raiders, with at least $20 million in guarantees the first two seasons of the deal.

According to STATS LLC, opponents were held to a 47.4 completion percentage against Routt. But he allowed eight touchdown passes, tied for the second-most in the NFL, and led the league with 17 penalties committed. The Raiders had to make a decision regarding Routt because if he was still on the roster Friday, he would have been guaranteed a base salary of $5 million.
http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/cowboys/post/_/id/4690097/cowboys-express-interest-in-stanford-routt
 
I see this thread has officially gone to shit.

Debating comic book movies, Bucs fans coming out of the woodwork, drunk cuevas is posting, talking about slow-ass baseball and that cheat Ryan Braun.
 
DM got banned? Who will become the defender of Fatman? Josh needs a hero! Or a hero sandwich. Or one of those deep fried sandwiches. :jndfs
 
Gentlemen, DM may be the first, but he will not be the last. The months ahead will try our patience and tempt us with other, more prosperous threads. We must show caution, for outside the NFL thread is untamed wild. Madmen wander the countryside in search of their next victim or meal.

We'll regroup here in April for the draft, but until that time, for God's sake, just be safe out there.
 
Gentlemen, DM may be the first, but he will not be the last. The months ahead will try our patience and tempt us with other, more prosperous threads. We must show caution, for outside the NFL thread is untamed wild. Madmen wander the countryside in search of their next victim or meal.

We'll regroup here in April for the draft, but until that time, for God's sake, just be safe out there.

We need a bookie to set the odds specific posters will get banned in the offseason. I'm pretty sure snesfreak is a sure bet so there's that.
 
Gentlemen, DM may be the first, but he will not be the last. The months ahead will try our patience and tempt us with other, more prosperous threads. We must show caution, for outside the NFL thread is untamed wild. Madmen wander the countryside in search of their next victim or meal.

We'll regroup here in April for the draft, but until that time, for God's sake, just be safe out there.

I couldn't even figure out what DM got banned for!

It's just not safe out there!
 
Gentlemen, DM may be the first, but he will not be the last. The months ahead will try our patience and tempt us with other, more prosperous threads. We must show caution, for outside the NFL thread is untamed wild. Madmen wander the countryside in search of their next victim or meal.

We'll regroup here in April for the draft, but until that time, for God's sake, just be safe out there.
NFL GAF and Madden GAF are the only safe havens.
 
Gentlemen, DM may be the first, but he will not be the last. The months ahead will try our patience and tempt us with other, more prosperous threads. We must show caution, for outside the NFL thread is untamed wild. Madmen wander the countryside in search of their next victim or meal.

We'll regroup here in April for the draft, but until that time, for God's sake, just be safe out there.

I predict I will be banned when the Braun decision comes down for posting a picture of me blowing my brains out.
 
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