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Nintendo Direct 2012.8.29 - Aug. 29, 7AM EDT

I'm ready for the...

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I know there won't be a MM remake for another 2 or 3 years, but I'm still going to be disappointed if it isn't announced today. I've been wanting to replay it recently too.

Oh, it's definitely coming. It's too easy and non-time consuming for Nintendo not to make. They stick Grezzo on it, they use half of OoT3D's assets, a quick and dirty port that loads of people will buy and will make probably a lot of money. It's too good of an idea.

But we'll just get original Zelda first. This isn't GBA where we didn't get a single OG Mario game (still to this day have trouble believing that), they want to get something new out first. Which is fair enough.
If you wanna watch the thing with English subtitles:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nintendo-direct-2012-8-29-sub

Thankyou good sir. This should be certifiably painful.
 
NINTENDO DIRECT DRINKING GAME

Every time Iwata speaks of what Nintendo is "all about" - Drink

Every time Iwata bows - Drink

Every time Iwata holds up his hands to make a grand gesture to something - Drink

REGGIE SPECIAL APPEARANCE OMG - Drink twice

Every time your bizarre expectations are quashed - Drink until you feel better
 
dear nintendo,

would kill you announce Monster hunter tri G for EU to be released before christmas in a bundle with the 3DSXL.

I want to give you money, all you have to do is reach out and take it.

love

ace3skoot xx

NINTENDO DIRECT DRINKING GAME

Every time Iwata speaks" - Drink

Every time Iwata bows - Drink

Every time Iwata moves - Drink

REGGIE SPECIAL APPEARANCE OMG - Drink twice

Drink until you feel better

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even takao is hype

the end is nigh

I'd really like some new Paper Mario footage Nintendo. I've been good this year. Confirm that partners are back Nintendo and I have a nice pocket full of AUD that I will personally send to wherever your slave Vooks lives so that he can deliver it to Nintendo of Australia's secret hideout
 
NINTENDO DIRECT DRINKING GAME

Every time Iwata speaks of what Nintendo is "all about" - Drink

Every time Iwata bows - Drink

Every time Iwata holds up his hands to make a grand gesture to something - Drink

REGGIE SPECIAL APPEARANCE OMG - Drink twice

Every time your bizarre expectations are quashed - Drink until you feel better

Not at 7 in the morning...unless I drink coffee, till I go crazy..
 
I'd really like some new Paper Mario footage Nintendo. I've been good this year. Confirm that partners are back Nintendo and I have a nice pocket full of AUD that I will personally send to wherever your slave Vooks lives so that he can deliver it to Nintendo of Australia's secret hideout

Are you kidding? That's going to be half of the conference. Painfully explained. With excruciating detail. Like we're all 5 and can't understand what's going on.

"As you can see, Mario can jump in this game! (laughs)"


Warm Milk. You weren't thinking hard liquor or something?

What a disgraceful thought. This is a Nintendo video people.
 
It's amazing how so many people watch Nintendo Direct.
I mean.. over 21k souls? Damn you Nintendo. You better drop some bombs.
 
Are you kidding? That's going to be half of the conference. Painfully explained. With excruciating detail. Like we're all 5 and can't understand what's going on.

"As you can see, Mario can jump in this game! (laughs)"

Kaptain Ratigan, don't you live in a Big Ben or something?

[Sorry, I'm just a bit starved for Paper Mario news! PM2 is definitely on my short list for my favourite games of all time and if this comes even close to it in quality, I will be a very happy man~ =)]
 
even takao is hype

the end is nigh

I'd really like some new Paper Mario footage Nintendo. I've been good this year. Confirm that partners are back Nintendo and I have a nice pocket full of AUD that I will personally send to wherever your slave Vooks lives so that he can deliver it to Nintendo of Australia's secret hideout

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Kaptain Ratigan, don't you live in a Big Ben or something?

[Sorry, I'm just a bit starved for Paper Mario news! PM2 is definitely on my short list for my favourite games of all time and if this comes even close to it in quality, I will be a very happy man~ =)]

I too am excited, though I do wish we were getting a first party release this year without "Mario" in the title. But hey, anything's better than Super Paper Mario.
 
You also have 3k in the subs version and who knows how many at niconico. It usually tops out at 80k in the ustream link.

Don't bother with the niconico stream. I made that mistake once thinking it would be fun to post scrolling comments. But you're bound to get kicked out because a premium member logged in.
 
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