In 24 hours Nintendo will fully reveal the future of videogames. We have waited for this day for 3 years, and I have full confidence that Nintendo will deliver us.
For too long we've used tacky controllers that don't give you proper control, as well as graphics that don't look nearly as interesting as real life locations. Nintendo will change all that. Instead of fumbling with 30 buttons on a controller, we will now be able to use our entire arm to control the game, as god intended. Although God created the penis, which is the greatest gaming device of all time, Miyamoto has blessed us with a man made marvel that offers the penis' closest competition. Something that has never been fully imagined by human minds.
Some have complained about the graphics of the Revolution, but in the end they are nothing more than heretics. Thousands of years ago the apostle John advised man to "believe" and he would be saved. Today, the Tri Force of Nintendo prophecy - Matt, Aries, Nighttrain - beseech us to simply "believe" too. It's not about facts, nor science, both of which are man made. It's about belief. I believe the Revolution will be as powerful as the already crippled Xbox 360. I believe that the Revolution will make me say wow. I believe that the Revolution will be...a Revolution.
And as Tomorrow slowly peaks over the horizon of time, I look forward to rejoicing with my fellow breatheran. Tomorrow, the world changes.