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Metroid: Required Mission.....

Lol. Why do you tease me so, Nintendo.

My Donkey Kong Rise, Legend of Zelda: Sophisticated Basketball, and Log Rolling Life sound pretty dope, tho.
 
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Fucking genius
 
The Legend of Zelda: Baker of Cheese

I like a good Camembert as much as the next guy.
 
DKC 3DS for the Wii U!

A game called New Fat Sausage presented by Miyamoto with a video AND a demo

A teaser for Metroid: Male which I can only imagine to be a series reboot

My personal favorites are the new Zelda titles though

Legend of Zelda: Remote Kitchen HD for the 3DS and Legend of Zelda: The Lizard of Battery for the Wii U

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Star Fox: Afghanistan - a gritty look at the war on terror through the eyes of Fox McCloud

The Legend of Zelda: Supreme Aftershave - Link needs to be dapper to save Hyrule this time around

Metroid: Thirsty Plus - it's like the fucking know

Twin Metroid titles for the newly revealed NX: Metroid: Loose and Metroid: Mighty. I don't even want to speculate what those could be

This is so entertaining I could waste hours doing this
 
"Metroid: Rough 9"

I'd actually love to see a weird Metroid golf game where you got enhancement abilities throughout your playthrough on the course. Somehow, I feel like there's a strangely good game idea in there. It could be like a Metroid take on Kirby's Dream Course.
 
The Legend of Zelda: The Frog of Coat (NX)
Donkey Kong U (3DS)
Donkey Kong Country Online
The Legend of Zelda: Apparatus of Geography (3DS)
Metroid: Stripped (3DS)

And the best: Yarn Donkey Kong Country Soft Drink (3DS)
 
Metroid: Neck

New Scottish Weed

The Legend of Zelda: Octopus of Advantage (OOOH MYYYY!)

Star Fox Exchange

Spanish Milk 3

Wii John U

The Legend of Zelda: The Green Driving HD

Mario Shot Pun 2

Star Fox Burn

Cooperative Light Party


... You can't make this stuff up!
 
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