It was a long, sunny day at Nintendo Land.
50% off!, the entry sign stated, in big bold letters painted in red.
"Gee! Fee's amazingly low, today" said Link, as the gang queued up
for the thrilling Hylian MENSA tour.
"Ooh! Wee! What a fun ride!" Zelda said, as a wind current gave Sheik
air. "Roomier motors must make the G-forces double!"
Tree ninjas in drag suddenly attacked in this leg of the MENSA tour.
"Ooh! She buttered her sword or something," Zelda yelped, "cos it's
slicing coconuts with ease!" Frazzled, her manner was unbefitting a
hero. "She... umm... ah... ooh!"
Cheating death, they fled to the tour exit. At the gift shop, Link abruptly
stopped, seeming a little cagey. "Ah! Oh! New master swords are 50%
off, too!"
"Now let's go back on the ride!"