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No, it's not a goddamn American thing

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Once in a while you get these threads on GAF where the OP does something crazy or holds some insane opinion, and without fail, you will get someone posting the question "Is this an American thing?"

No, taking a shit while doing a handstand or putting shards of glass in your cereal or whatever are not an American thing. 99% of the time, common sense will tell you that not all Americans are raving lunatics, yet somehow you will always get someone asking the question.

What do you guys even think America is like, exactly? If even a fraction of the stuff that elicits that question were true, America would be a festering cesspool of maniacs running around the streets burning down buildings. America has a serious PR issue if this is how the rest of the world perceives it.

Then there's the opposite end of the spectrum, where someone will ask that question about something completely mundane that is actually prevalent in many other places around the world, revealing the person that asked the question to be completely clueless.

Of course there's the infamous "Do Americans clap after a meal?", but a Google search of "Is this an American thing" site:neogaf.com will turn up pages upon pages of this shit. Here are a few choice selections:

Stuff the question "Is this an American thing?" has been asked about:
  • Flossing
  • Faking an accent to seem interesting
  • Putting ketchup on salad
  • Drinking milk in public
  • Not liking onions
  • Throwing a party when your friend gets thrown in jail
  • Not using birth control pills
  • Tossing out the end slices of a bread loaf
  • Sitting on the train with your legs spread out
  • Wanting to have sex with all your opposite-gendered friends
  • Reporting fake bomb threats to screw with someone
  • Saving a parking spot by standing in it
  • Buying a console for a game announcement
  • Deeming a lack of tan as socially unacceptable
  • Calling everyone without a shirt a hobo
  • Being afraid of going to the doctor immediately (actually, this is just a GAF thing)
Good job guys, half of those didn't even make any sense.

I swear it's like a GAF meme at this point. Except most of the time it's used completely seriously. What did Americans do to deserve this?

Incidentally I'm not actually American, though I do live there
 
is calling it America an American thing? There is more than one country in America, you know
 
Bravo to the OP. It's been a long time coming for this to be said.

I also like the thread where someone thought they could take a vacation that involved flying from Europe to New York and then driving to LA and back from there. All in like 2 weeks and somehow enjoy themselves.
 
Great post OP.

I also enjoy, "America doesn't have good ___" (usually cheese oddly enough). Do people from Europe not realize how big this country is? How many people and stores there are? Rest assured, everything Europe has, we have.
 
I'm assuming everything is in a joking manner. I feel sorry for people who form serious opinions of America based on what they read on GAF.
 
Great post OP. I also enjoy, "America doesn't have good ___" (usually cheese oddly enough). Do people from Europe not realize how big this country is? How many people and stores there are? Rest assured, everything Europe has, we have.

I never appreciated just how big the US was until I moved to Texas. No matter where you want to go its going to be at least an hour 8 drive or 2 hour flight. Once youre in Texas you're stuck there.
 
Great post OP.

I also enjoy, "America doesn't have good ___" (usually cheese oddly enough). Do people from Europe not realize how big this country is? How many people and stores there are? Rest assured, everything Europe has, we have.

We have no culture but you can buy your culture here so we have culture.

That's not how that game works though.
 
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Gun culture is not just an American thing. Neither is gun violence.
 
crying about your nation being teased. Is that an american thing?

Op are you wearing a flag right now?

Edit op isnt american? Well my joke just died.

Ok let me restart.

You american sympathisers despise me. All hail the great leader

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