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[PdotMichael]

Things America has given the world:
Star Wars
Chris Farley
Mad Men
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Hotline Miami
Broad City
Jordan 11's
The Great Gatsby
Taxi Driver
Kendrick Lamar
Spider-Man
Cheeseburgers
Stoya

Things the world has given America:
Justin Bieber
One Direction
Nickelback
Piers Morgan

I rest my case.

I have no hands and I must clap.

 

[Order]

Yeah... you also gave us Rebecca Black which pretty much outweighs everything else.

Didn't know people still made Rebecca Black jokes in 2015. Huh

 

[JoseLopez]

Raised in America's gun shaped joke. You might know me by my real name, @_FloridaMan

Did you ever meet Dexter Morgan?

 

[Ryaaan14]

America is the Kanye West of countries.

 

[Numb]

America is the Kanye West of countries.

The best then?
cool

 

[Astral Dog]

God bless the holy nation, great, powerful and gracious América, place of liberty,equality, patriotism and chicken wings.🇺🇸

 

[JoseLopez]

America is the Kanye West of countries.

Successful beyond believe
Hottest women on the galaxy as a wife
Talented
Handsome
Awesome
Probably has nice cars
Probably has nice homes
So Fashionable it seems from the future
Also right about Taylor swift not deserving a Grammy

 

[leadbelly]

You know, this is about the fourth thread I've seen on this subject. I'm kind of wondering if it's an American thing.

 

[Ryaaan14]

The best then?
cool

Successful beyond believe
Hottest women on the galaxy as a wife
Talented
Handsome
Awesome
Probably has nice cars
Probably has nice homes
So Fashionable it seems from the future
Also right about Taylor swift not deserving a Grammy

Yeap

 

[Bronx-Man]

America is the Kanye West of countries.

Someone that changed the game forever once they burst onto the scene and spawned a legion of imitators?

 

[JoseLopez]

Someone that changed the game forever once they burst onto the scene and spawned a legion of imitators?

Literally the best comparison in history

 

[Monocle]

Furiously applauding this thread while jizzing red, white, and blue. Salutations from Jesusland.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Did you ever meet Dexter Morgan?

Skipped him. Actually in Kansas with Tara right now for the next two hours. He's next on my list..

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Is milk in plastic jugs an American thing?

Actually, yea. That is an American thing.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Furiously applauding this thread while jizzing red, white, and blue. Salutations from Jesusland.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Furiously applauding this thread while jizzing red, white, and blue. Salutations from Jesusland.

Don't go to a doctor for that

 

[whytemyke]

I assumed this thread would be about shooting up schools.

When you assume...

 

[Stinkles]

America does so much genuinely amazingly stupid stuff I seldom feel the need to defend us. Just look at a medical bill or an intersection. We can't take the high ground on anything except burgers and nukes.

 

[boiled goose]

Usa is also a big ass country with tons of diverse cultures. Living in san Francisco, los Angeles, Milwaukee, Nebraska,texas, miami, new york is pretty different... probably even more different than between certain European countries for example.

 

[Ishida]

But OP isn't American.

Well he SHOULD be.

 

[JoseLopez]

America does so much genuinely amazingly stupid stuff I seldom feel the need to defend us. Just look at a medical bill or an intersection. We can't take the high ground on anything except burgers and nukes.

Dude you make halo an American icon

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Usa is also a big ass country with tons of diverse cultures. Living in san Francisco, los Angeles, Milwaukee, Nebraska,texas, miami, new york is pretty different... probably even more different than between certain European countries for example.

lol no. Europe has over 2000 years' worth of culture. Usa is a 200 year-old country.

 

[LionPride]

Things America has given the world:
Star Wars
Chris Farley
Mad Men
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Hotline Miami
Broad City
Jordan 11's
The Great Gatsby
Taxi Driver
Kendrick Lamar
Spider-Man
Cheeseburgers
Stoya

Things the world has given America:
Justin Bieber
One Direction
Nickelback
Piers Morgan

I rest my case.

This is the greatest list of achievement we've given the world.

 

[freenudemacusers]

This is the greatest list of achievement we've given the world.

and just think, no mention of the iPhone.

 

[Usobuko]

Yet getting defensive about one's American-ness is an American thing

That's even more prominent than ' is this an American thing? '.

 

[Redd]

We're Americans Op. USA bruh, we poke fun at ourselves. It's amusing that our culture is so interesting to the rest of the world. Lord knows I don't wonder how other countries do things from time to time. Well maybe that universal healthcare they got going on.

 

[Numb]

and just think, no mention of the iPhone.

I thought that was china?
Wait a minute..

 

[Saucy_XL]

lol no. Europe has over 2000 years' worth of culture. Usa is a 200 year-old country.

Bro you seen the South?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I thought that was china?
Wait a minute..

no we just let them handle the boring parts and get a slice of the glory.

 

[Numb]

no we just let them handle the boring parts and get a slice of the glory.

Smart but don't give them too much power. Then wake up one day and realize you have no say in anything.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

This is so horribly good lol..

 

[RK9039]

Didn't know people still made Rebecca Black jokes in 2015. Huh

Must be an American thing.

 

[PdotMichael]

Usa is also a big ass country with tons of diverse cultures. Living in san Francisco, los Angeles, Milwaukee, Nebraska,texas, miami, new york is pretty different... probably even more different than between certain European countries for example.

You mean speaking different languages is a less important factor than... I dunno what's the biggest difference between Texas and Los Angeles?

 

[half a moon]

Is this an American thing?

 

[jstripes]

Things the world has given America:
Justin Bieber
One Direction
Nickelback
Piers Morgan

I rest my case.

To be fair, America molded him into the monster he is. Which is an American thing.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Didn't know people still made Rebecca Black jokes in 2015. Huh

poster's country probably just got youtube

 

[Trouble]

is calling it America an American thing? There is more than one country in America, you know

There is only one country in either continent with 'America' in it's name, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_in_the_Americas

 

[Numb]

poster's country probably just got youtube

Also girl is a wonder.

 

[Fnord]

Is taking yourself too seriously an American thing?

I've always thought of that as more of a French thing.

 

[neoemonk]

Germany. Judge ahead, there's a lot to judge, starting at the refugee crisis.

Abd my point is that the USA is sitting fir decades for most of the issues, excluding drone strikes since they are fairly new, wuthout much changing because there seems to be a general apathy beyound the initial shocked reactions.

Do German citizens mind the American military presence in their country? Germany is a major staging area for American military operations in the Middle East.

 

[StayDead]

Is whining an American thing?

Was thinking this. You don't see posts like this from us RotWGAFfers.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

that was a good meal... *clap clap clap*

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I've always thought of that as more of a French thing.

Why not both?

 

[War Peaceman]

Was thinking this. You don't see posts like this from us RotWGAFfers.

Considering the USA's geopolitical strength you'd think they'd have a bit more self confidence.

Americans are probably so insecure because of their tiny penises

 

[Bronx-Man]

Considering the USA's geopolitical strength you'd think they'd have a bit more self confidence.

Americans are probably so insecure because of their tiny penises

Your penises don't even touch the toilet water, get rekt

 

[everyday math]

Well this thread took an interesting turn....

 

[oneHeero]

I applaud you OP, it's been horrible, every thread is the same bs. Even this thread is just jokes, no more substance, just everyone making jokes. The quality posting in threads has definitely gone down

 

[Condom]

Is whining an American thing?

Definitely an American thing

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Your penises don't even touch the toilet water, get rekt

 

[Monocle]

Don't go to a doctor for that

I thought about it, but every three squirts or so, everything looks A-OK!