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No Pants Subway Ride 2014 (NFSW)

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Don't worry, I'm sure far worse things have come into contact with those seats than people's butts.

Thats what I said. I meant pants in the British term, rather than trousers. I wouldnt sit on it in my underwear after seeing what I have before.
 
My co-worker did this. He's a 50-year-old dude that dressed up as Venom and went with his wife and friends and rode the DC Metro.

He's a strange one, but he is fucking hilarious.
 
"Hey, uh, I think we need to call in a few more guys to help out with the, uh, painting down here."

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He's imitating Drake, isnt he?
 
You're only at risk if you

1) have cuts all along the back of your thighs
2) the head of your penis pops out and gives the seat a quiet kiss
3) you eat with your butt later
 
I would've gone on the metro today had I known about this, but I was way too busy anyhows unfortunately.

"Hey, uh, I think we need to call in a few more guys to help out with the, uh, painting down here."

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I don't blame him, since this and the first NYC pic are my favs among choice booties, but damn man, don't make it so obvious.
 
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that!
 
The takeaway:

1. Canada's butt wins
2. Mad props to the girl with garters
3. Mad props to the guy (?) in mesh pants with a thong
 
No deal for me. It's pretty cold and if this becomes a trend then we may sit on places with small smearings of poo (ugh).

Pants are there for a reason.
 
I rode MTA to and from Manhattan yesterday. I didn't see anything special. I guess N train is not fucking cool enough?
 
Why the hell is this even a thing? Oh, and Hong Kong guy is awesome. He's like "Nope, not even looking."


What is with the circular image that goes from her right upper thigh onto the right buttock of her underwear? Is that a watermark?? This looks shopped.
 
I can't believe people willingly wear socks pulled all the way up.

do you wear them all bunched up around your ankles?

Seriously, I used to think this was a hipster thing but then I realized that socks are designed specifically to be pulled up. Those socks are clearly designed to be under the pants that they aren't wearing, that's the joke. I doubt they'd wear the same socks with some shorts.
 
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