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Nominate a US citizen to run for President
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Evilore
So Evilore is the successor to the Chaos Emeralds?
QuantumBro
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Assuming you're a US citizen, it's not too hard to get a photo op with the president. Takes a while to get scheduled though.
Randolph Freelander
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This is your best post ever.
In fact, just basing it on what I've seen in the NBA thread, this might be your only good post.
But that doesn't diminish the fact that the quoted is, indeed, a high quality post.
British Monsoon
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Hulk Hogan, brother.
Atomic drop to Putin, big boot to China! The Hulkster drops the leg on ISIS, 1, 2, 3!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
Atomic drop to Putin, big boot to China! The Hulkster drops the leg on ISIS, 1, 2, 3!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
DrunkShogun
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Mel Gibson or George clooney.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
He's Carl Sagan with Lando Calrissian's Charisma.
He knows LITERALLY EVERYTHING, 100% class, has a smooth voice and is an expert in backroom dealings/contracts.
Perfect for the Presidency.
YES!
disappeared
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Ethan Bradberry
With Kanye I wouldn't be surprised if he'd use every tax dollar to build himself a gigantic pyramid made of gold.
Netherscourge
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My fellow Americans...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
/strut, /WOOO!!, /elbow drop on empty canvass
I'm gonna WALK THAT ISLE and VETO THAT BILL!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
andythinkpad
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Vince McMahon
DeathoftheEndless
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
Evilore
Cannot unsee Obama as Two-Face.
EnlightenedMint
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Richard Wolff, it would be nice to have a good economist as a president.
xDUMPWEEDx
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Better than Trump.
God Dayumm
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Michelle Obama
Spiritwalker
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson
He's Carl Sagan with Lando Calrissian's Charisma.
He knows LITERALLY EVERYTHING, 100% class, has a smooth voice and is an expert in backroom dealings/contracts.
Perfect for the Presidency.
even more swag than obama
i like it
Soulscribe
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RuPaul
mrhyderager
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Elon Musk and/or Mark Cuban.
I'd be down for both
I'd be down for both
Shogmaster
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Business men makes for terrible presidents. Their expertise is competition, usually by taking any advantage they can, screwing their competitors. They are only good at zero sum game scenarios.
That's not what's needed to run a country. Competing with other countries isn't the goal. The goal is to keep this country running smoothly. Most CEOs have no clues of doing such. They lack empathy.
I nominate formal labor secretary Robert Reich. He is short, but smart and has plenty empathy for the little guys.
That's not what's needed to run a country. Competing with other countries isn't the goal. The goal is to keep this country running smoothly. Most CEOs have no clues of doing such. They lack empathy.
I nominate formal labor secretary Robert Reich. He is short, but smart and has plenty empathy for the little guys.
Ziltoidia 9
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson
He's Carl Sagan with Lando Calrissian's Charisma.
He knows LITERALLY EVERYTHING, 100% class, has a smooth voice and is an expert in backroom dealings/contracts.
Perfect for the Presidency.
Take us to Mars and beyond, POTUS.
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Vilix
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Colin Powell
starchild excalibur
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He's probably not anywhere close to being the best choice, but he's who immediately popped into my head. He has wealth, but seems to have perspective when it comes to it and always struck me as a sensible guy, politically conscious, and like a straight shooter.
Pop-O-Matic
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Anyone else named Donald Trump so that the ballot confusion would split the vote enough that Hillary might actually have a chance.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
He's Carl Sagan with Lando Calrissian's Charisma.
He knows LITERALLY EVERYTHING, 100% class, has a smooth voice and is an expert in backroom dealings/contracts.
Perfect for the Presidency.
This.
Or Bill Nye.
And Amil would probably be the GOAT First Lady.
Killer Queen
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Op said u.s citizen. kidding aside, I would nominate bish.
DeaconKnowledge
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I like where you're going with that, but he's Canadian, and 87 years old.
Randolph Freelander
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Liquidsnake
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Reverend Funk
Comfy Penetration
Alcoremortis
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson
He's Carl Sagan with Lando Calrissian's Charisma.
He knows LITERALLY EVERYTHING, 100% class, has a smooth voice and is an expert in backroom dealings/contracts.
Perfect for the Presidency.
I could go for him. We really need a pro-science, pro-logic president. I like Obama and he's done a lot of good things... but improving science funding hasn't been one of them.
FortuneFaded
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Who was the bloke who used to run that show where people in suits or celebrities competed in challenges and he said "You're sacked" or something like that. He'd be good.
His cabinet:
RIP Bernie Mac
The sequels weren't very good, but goddamn if they weren't fun to watch. Kinda want another.
I MISS YOU BERNIE MAC!!
johancruijff
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Bruce Springsteen
Boss-in-chief
Boss-in-chief
EnlightenedMint
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VendettaRed07
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Plus he outclasses pretty much every other person whose ever run on the "But he looks Presidential!!" argument
VendettaRed07
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GOAT fake president movie speech.
Nothing is even in the same ball park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj16vfbsM9A
CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls
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