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North American toilets are so disappointing now

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Red said:
If you had shit on any other part of your body, would you just wipe it off with paper?
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PdotMichael said:
Learn to shit.
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His point is, why is the anus governed by a different set of rules as to cleanliness and hygiene?

What makes the anus so different?

The obvious answer would be anus can detect spicy substances, much like lips, and thus should be considered in a completely separate manner from the rest of the body, leading to the burning (ehehehehe) question of if you had shit on your lips, which can similarly tell you if something is spicy, would you just wipe it off with paper?
 
I clean with paper till it is clean and then use one of the wet toilet paper wipes to do the last finishing touch

how do you dry your ass after washing it?
do you use toilet paper again?
is there a towel for your ass?
 
Japanese toilets are the best.

When I have the appartement or house after finishing uni I'll certainly buy one of those fancy TOTO-toilets.

Klyka said:
I clean with paper till it is clean and then use one of the wet toilet paper wipes to do the last finishing touch

how do you dry your ass after washing it?
do you use toilet paper again?
is there a towel for your ass?
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Warm air blows your ass dry.
 
Klyka said:
I clean with paper till it is clean and then use one of the wet toilet paper wipes to do the last finishing touch

how do you dry your ass after washing it?
do you use toilet paper again?
is there a towel for your ass?
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How do you dry your ass after a shower?
 
As a european, I must say american toilets are awful. I took a giant shit after I ate all the american food. The result? We had to call the plumber because my shit got stuck in the pipes (didnt even use any tp)
 
Ratrat said:
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They can be bought for like ¥15,000 and installed by yourself.

Its not going to open automatically or flush by itself but at least you'll have a warm, clean ass.
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Just bought one from Amazon last week when I saw it on slick deals. It was about $300. It'll pay for itself in 3 years!
 
Klyka said:
So like the air dryers for your hands?
Those are not very hygenical.

Also,how long are you supposed to sit on the damn toilet to first rinse your ass and then let it air blow dried?
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No, there are air dryers on the lower inside rim of the toilet. You actually can decide how hot or soft you want the air.

I recently used such a toilet in Japan after my big business and it's amazing. First I let the toilet wash my butthole, which felt a little weird at first but not too unpleasant. I used it for like 10 seconds, after this I used the air blow on medium temperature and medium wind strenght for 10 seconds. After all of this I controlled with wiping my butthole with standard toilet paper, but there was nothing to wipe and it felt amazing.


10/10
Would shit again.
 
Tabris said:
Ever since I've been in Asia for a while, I've got to enjoy the more primitive spray in countries like Thailand:

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and the more advanced spray system in countries like Japan (this one pictured isn't as good as my hotels as my hotel has an oscillating feature which works perfectly!):

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It's so refreshing and keeps you totally clean. You just use 1 or 2 swipes with toilet paper at the end to dry off and clean off the water.

Why doesn't NA have toilets like this? I could maybe understand places like California due to drought but you're wasting all that paper in toilet paper which must be more harmful for the environment. My new life goal is to have a bathroom with this kind of toilet in it.

If you're not sure how either of these toilet accessories works, feel free to google. I didn't want to post those images lol.
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I feel you, OP. Ever since I've been to Tokyo I can't believe how medieval our western toilets feel compared to theirs. I even wrote a column about my time with the japanese toilets for a lecture. (I'm studying journalism)
 
Yeah, toilet seat cover bidets can be installed after the fact quite easily.

Extension cord for power and bidet plumbing borrows from the existing plumbing outlet.
 
I'm still stuck on that cleaning after every urination comment.

How dry is your dick bro?
 
Think how many feces-covered digits have touched that sprayer and buttons. Yes, your bits and bob may be 10% cleaner, but now there's stranger scat all up under your fingernails and mashed into the fine folds of your hands.

When I'm in a hotel bathroom, I prefer things require as little tactile response possible. I like to create my TP nest, do my business, wipe and wash up while barely touching anything associated with the toilet.
 
Rabbi_Vole said:
Think how many feces-covered digits have touched that sprayer and buttons. Yes, your bits and bob may be 10% cleaner, but now there's stranger scat all up under your fingernails and mashed into the fine folds of your hands.

When I'm in a hotel bathroom, I prefer things require as little tactile response possible. I like to create my TP nest, do my business, wipe and wash up while barely touching anything associated with the toilet.
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If you ever wanted to hide the fact that you're British, you just relinquished your chance to do so when you used those words :P
 
Klyka said:
Wait, are there people who don't use some TP on their dick after urination?
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What's the point? You're going to leak a bit once you start walking regardless. I guess you could use a pipe-cleaner, but that seems a bit overkill for just a few drops of pee.
 
Klyka said:
Wait, are there people who don't use some TP on their dick after urination?
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You still have piss on your dick after peeing? He said cleaning so I assume he was talking about soap and water.

Also how do you get TP if you use a urinal?
 
Toilet threads are my favourite.

Incidentally, I'm about to get my bathrooms done. SMH.

Falk said:
His point is, why is the anus governed by a different set of rules as to cleanliness and hygiene?

What makes the anus so different?

The obvious answer would be anus can detect spicy substances, much like lips, and thus should be considered in a completely separate manner from the rest of the body, leading to the burning (ehehehehe) question of if you had shit on your lips, which can similarly tell you if something is spicy, would you just wipe it off with paper?
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This is a legit shit post, Falk.

I'm so funny when I'm hungover.
 
Had one for several years now
It's Korean
Plumbs into the cold water that normally fills the cistern. Panel is infrared just stick it somewhere and the batteries have lasted over 2 years. You need to plug it in of course.

Maybe if you have the ass of a 15 year old girl you don't need them. But it's a huge win for me. Few sheets to dry and you are done. Heated water heated seat. Has a dryer but I don't bother waiting for that. You can position the nozzle and water strength and temp. It fits over a western toiltet. Along with a super silent Mitsubishi fridge with lots of drawers, this thing has been one of those rare purchases one never regrets not for a second.
I don't see how if you have ass hair (or an older somewhat worn out ass) you can be clean using toilet paper. Using wet wipes, bio degradable or not, is bad for the sewers wtf just get a bidet.
 
Those bidets style toilets are much much better than those toilet wipes that are becoming so popular.

Those toilet wipes due serious damage to sewer networks and they've been growing in popularity.

Bidet pus Squatty Potty works the best for in terms of ass cleanliness.

The Squatty Potty prevents the cutting of logs and let the stool eliminate smoothly and the bidet cleans much better than TP.
 
I've got one of those Japanese toilets, but I've never used any of the functions, I just use it like a regular western toilet.
Though the seat warming thing may be handy in the winter.
 
Are we supposed to don surgical gloves and strap lobster bibs onto our wangs before peeing? What if you're peeing in an alley and only have access to one of those? Like when a place is a Red Lobster, then a dentist's office, but then a Red Lobster again? Seems like a lot of work for maybe a few droplets of pee.

In all honesty, I'm not averse to better butt cleaning tech. Because it's the truth and I also think you have to say that before posting this GAF gif:

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Played Battlefield with that dude just before that and he was all "you're being too aggressive with the tanks!"
 
Sakura said:
I've got one of those Japanese toilets, but I've never used any of the functions, I just use it like a regular western toilet.
Though the seat warming thing may be handy in the winter.
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Wasted opportunity. They really are superior to the standard Western toilet. Especially in winter the warm water washing your bumhole feels great.
 
Red said:
You just let shit cling to your butthole because that's where it likes to party?
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I'm just saying

You wash your hands because unlike your butthole it's not between two protective cheeks, under two layers of clothing and in modern living standards, poop isn't normally around them.
 
Tabris said:
It's the different plumbing and wiring you need to do. You need to do it as part of a bathroom renovation, you can't just do it as a quick upgrade.

It's not just water, but there's a control panel you need to mount.
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Considering how much you are always bragging that you make, I'm pretty shocked that you can't afford to get this. You haven't been lying to us have you?
 
GorillaJu said:
I'm just saying

You wash your hands because unlike your butthole it's not between two protective cheeks, under two layers of clothing and in modern living standards, poop isn't normally around them.
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I honestly don't know what you're trying to tell me. Since you don't see your butthole you don't need to clean it?
 
Red said:
I honestly don't know what you're trying to tell me. Since you don't see your butthole you don't need to clean it?
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I honestly don't know how you can't differentiate the importance of washing poop off your hands or face and poop off the ring of your anus. Unless you greet people with your butthole, or use it to eat.
 
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