Really? Because it kills my buzz something fierce. This is what I waited for all these years? A child's storybook/how to play video games 101?
When I was a kid I could just start playing..... now you want me to read childish text and do chores for imaginary people so I learn how to play a videogame?
I say this before and I'll say it again: as a kid I would have HATED modern Zelda intros. I would have never gotten into them if it were this slow, tedious and nerdy.
like getting 45 rupees for the shield? like getting the kokiri sword for milo?