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[vikki]

Why would you send a PM to tell someone you liked their avatar instead of just doing it in a thread like most people?

I think it's the internet equivalent of breaking the touch barrier.

 

[Fireblend]

Looks like there's a secret PM gaf society I'm totally missing out on. I have over 200 messages in my inbox and they're all gaming/anime related

 

[Featheredkitten]

I finally get him to tell me what it is and it turns out she is really into doing fucked up things, like cheating on a bf, cutting herself, leading guys on.

Confessor is in high school . "Fucked up things" ....not what i was expecting.

Is admitting that people who have their real face in their avatar for some strange reason pisses me off count as a confession?

Sup.

 

[Chuckie]

I think it's the internet equivalent of breaking the touch barrier.

lol

Sup.

Oh dear...

 

[ChuyMasta]

You know, you should listen to the three wise men on this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6blgjF6UkU

Link to pic (NSFW):
http://imgur.com/8PTTZ.png

Damn it Ronito! Ive spent about an hour at work reading confessions. I get to this one and saw the link to the pic. Since im using the computer from work, I decided to get on my phone and hunt down THIS post and click on the link peacefully.
I've been trolled hard!!

 

[ronito]

Damn it Ronito! Ive spent about an hour at work reading confessions. I get to this one and saw the link to the pic. Since im using the computer from work, I decided to get on my phone and hunt down THIS post and click on the link peacefully.
I've been trolled hard!!

To Everyone asking.
Yes there is a real pic. No I don't think it wise to post it. She didn't send it to me, nor did she give me permission. It just feels dirty. Even for me.

 

[diggmcbadass]

I decided to get on my phone and hunt down THIS post and click on the link peacefully.
I've been trolled hard!!

I even waited until I got home from work and specifically went into this thread to click that picture.

 

[ronito]

want to be a nice guy, not in the fedora sense but you know, an okay
dude, but I've come to the conclusion that I kinda suck as a person on
a fundamental level.

There was this one time an autistic dude trying to become my friend,
but I didn't want him around because I couldn't see what I got out of
such a relationship. I bailed out on a friend getting married because
I thought it was a bad idea (reasons exist).

Dude, seriously? Do you have so many friends that you can turn people away? I know I advise "only have friends you can admire" and that's true. But I don't have so many friends that I can turn away people that want to try.

 

[crowphoenix]

To Everyone asking.
Yes there is a real pic. No I don't think it wise to post it. She didn't send it to me, nor did she give me permission.

Damn you and your random bouts of ethics!

 

[Like the hat?]

I have no friends other than my wife
My wife wanted to have a 30th birthday party for me but I kept telling her not to. She went ahead with trying to set one up anyway. The only two people that were willing to come were friends of hers.

I mean, I have acquaintances, people that I will hang out with if it's convenient for them, but nobody that I would consider a friend other than her.

 

[ronito]

I check out my aunt's ass. I only see her a few times a year when the families get together for the holidays, and I always sneak a peek when no one is looking. I'm a butt man so I can't help but notice dat ass. It's very shapely.

I remember the first time I noticed it. I think it was around the time I first hit puberty. I was at my cousin's house in the kitchen. My aunt was in front of me and she bent over to pick something up, and her butt popped up in my face. Until that moment I had never really noticed what a nice booty she had.

I think the kinkiness of her being my aunt makes it more arousing for me. Beyond that, however, I don't have any sexual fantasies about her, and I of course would never act on these feelings. But it does provide some good mental material sometimes when I'm doing the deed.

So I thought it'd be funny to reply to this with an image. Googling several variations of aunt's ass and booty was a very...interesting journey.

 

[Omegasquash]

Damn you and your random bouts of ethics!

Ethics are like love...you have to be willing to let them go to see if they come back to you.

 

[Denzar]

Here goes:

My self esteem is so low that it has driven me to do and think things that I just want to stop, but it's at a point where it can't. I've had an affair, even though I love my wife. I regret my affair more than I could ever say, yet I remember times with the other woman fondly. I've created plans to kill myself more times than I can count, and the only thing that has stopped me is the fact that I can't do that to my kids. I hate the way that I look, but I look good (not overweight, physical performance is pretty damn good). I hate myself for not being successful, even though I've moved away and built a life with a great job that pays well.

I don't hear voices, but I have really bad thoughts, like...

- Wife going to be late getting home from work? Well, she is wearing a nice dress, so she must be sucking her boss's cock, loser.
- Department expanding at work? They're going to fire you even though your work is the reason that they're expanding, because you're a bitch that's good at getting steamrolled.
- Having a great marriage? She's going to get tired of you and ditch your sorry ass for an upgrade in about 18 years, because you don't have a giant cock or make the kind of money her daddy makes.

I project an image of health and happiness, but on the inside I'm a ball of fucked up insecurity, self doubt and paranoia. And evidence against all of my insecurities are all around me...I have a fantastic, hot sex life, a knockout of a wife, two kids that are insanely well behaved, smart and will grow up to be WAY cooler than I am, a family that loves me and jumps for joy when I get home from work every day, a small, but extremely quality circle of friends, and pretty good financial security. Not rich, not wealthy, but if something bad happened we could get by.

No one, not a soul, knows this about me except for my wife and dogs I've had over the years, because they've seen me stay up late and cry. The dogs, not my wife. I'm sure that I'll be able to make it through life and not kill myself, because I've got so much responsibility and I can't do that to my wife and kids, but I'm really tired of those thoughts. I'm not afraid, I have coping skills, but I am tired of them. And I feel like such a liar for looking and acting healthy and even giving help to people that confide similar things to me, when the whole time I'm listening to them and helping them all I can think is "are you serious? This is nothing like what I thought this morning while I was drinking my coffee."

It's never going to stop, it's never going to go away. It's who I am, and I hate it.

Hey, man... Of course I don't know who you are, anonymous confessions and all that, but I recognise a lot of what you go through. I have the same problem and I'm terrified it will impede or even destroy my life. If you need someone to talk to, someone with the same, albeit somewhat less grave negativity, PM me.

 

[ronito]

I have no friends other than my wife
My wife wanted to have a 30th birthday party for me but I kept telling her not to. She went ahead with trying to set one up anyway. The only two people that were willing to come were friends of hers.

I mean, I have acquaintances, people that I will hang out with if it's convenient for them, but nobody that I would consider a friend other than her.

Dude I'm in the same boat. I've moved a bit and I travel for work which means that I essentially only have weekends free. But due to this my local friends list is 0. I have friends in other states and other cities that are a long ways away. I keep trying to get some boardgame something going in my city but I have a hard time finding people. I've even posted stuff on craigslist and the only people that reply are trying to sell me something. It sucks.

 

[StanleyStutters]

Dude I'm in the same boat. I've moved a bit and I travel for work which means that I essentially only have weekends free. But due to this my local friends list is 0. I have friends in other states and other cities that are a long ways away. I keep trying to get some boardgame something going in my city but I have a hard time finding people. I've even posted stuff on craigslist and the only people that reply are trying to sell me something. It sucks.

Have you tried using meetup.com? They have a ton of groups and if you're looking to get a board game going in your area, I bet you'd find a lot of people on interested.

 

[vikki]

Dude I'm in the same boat. I've moved a bit and I travel for work which means that I essentially only have weekends free. But due to this my local friends list is 0. I have friends in other states and other cities that are a long ways away. I keep trying to get some boardgame something going in my city but I have a hard time finding people. I've even posted stuff on craigslist and the only people that reply are trying to sell me something. It sucks.

What kind of board games?

I am kind of in a similar situation, but I am busy with children and stuff so my time is really limited.

 

[ronito]

Have you tried using meetup.com? They have a ton of groups and if you're looking to get a board game going in your area, I bet you'd find a lot of people on interested.

Well, yeah I've been on there. But just getting a board game stuff isn't that simple for me because....

What kind of board games?

I am kind of in a similar situation, but I am busy with children and stuff so my time is really limited.

Bango! Having kids makes it hard. It would be nice to find a few people who also have kids that were looking to get together for movies or game nights or something. Meetup.com isn't really like that, it's more for larger groups.

 

[ronito]

I am a gay guy in my early 20's and I am incredibly attracted to a 17 year old (who is also gay). Even though 16 is the age of consent in my country I still feel uncomfortable regarding my feelings for him. I know it's not confusion over my sexuality as I have had previous gay relationships where I had no discomfort, although the age gap was much smaller (which I think is the reason for my discomfort). I have no idea what to do about it to be honest

Well, I don't want to push you either way. But I will say it's a "Now or never" kind of thing. When you're older it will be even less OK.

 

[ronito]

I have had Social Anxiety Disorder for as long as I can remember. It has constantly gotten in the way of my life and has kept me from doing many things I wanted to do. I have always felt like I would never find a place where I truly belong. I recently started taking medication for my disorder, and while I have made some big strides, I still have difficulty communicating with people. I am able to participate in conversations, but I hesitate and struggle to find the words to start conversations. I also have difficulty finding the right way to talk to girls that I am attracted to. I don't freak out out or anything when I am around them, but I can never find the right words to use to ask them out, or to even strike up conversations with them. I thank God everyday for the supportive family I have, because if not for them I believe I would either be dead or have become an addict to deal with my anxiety. And I have made some very positive changes recently, but I still feel like an outsider in public sometimes and I wish I could find ways to be a more outgoing person.

Didn't we used to have a social anxiety OT? Did it get moved to Community to die? Is it still around? Anyone help here?

I don't have social anxiety but when I meet someone who does I always wanna be like "You come and hang out with me."

 

[FillerB]

Mental Health |OT| Depression & Co.
Details to our IRC-channel if you rather want to talk one-on-one are in the OP. Alternatively just click this link.

And feel free to PM anyone on the contact list. (Also in the OP)

 

[Sats]

Well, I don't want to push you either way. But I will say it's a "Now or never" kind of thing. When you're older it will be even less OK.

To the confessor, I say go for it. It is about your feelings at the end of the day, but you might regret it, and I know you wanna hit that cute 17-year-old booty.

 

[ronito]

I'm a writer for a videogame website that tends to lean liberal especially on the feminist side. I've written several articles about how the videogame industry and community are misogynistic. These articles are angry and indignant calls for change. But honestly, I don't hold those views at all. Yes women are objectified in videogames. So are men. Yes there is a trope about the "damsel in distress" but I don't view it as misogynistic but more that guys want to save the people they love. Yes there are ridiculous boobs in games but there's also a ridiculous amount of guys exposing equally improbable chests. The only thing that I really agree with that I write on the subject is the way some (not all, not most) female characters are portrayed. But even for Samus in Other M there's a Samus from Prime. I also agree that a lot of younger male gamers are misogynistic, but really I think that's mainly because a lot of younger males are misogynistic not because they play games. The main reason I write these articles is because I know it will get a ton of visitors to the site and many would stay because they view our site as "enlightened" when really I'm just doing it for the hits.

 

[Perspicacity]

This sounds like a bullshit "confession"

 

[ronito]

To follow up on responses to my shitty sister:

I appreciate the sympathy everybody has shown. Don't worry about me, though. I wrote her off a long time ago. She's been an insufferable, narssistic, sociopath for just about as long as I've known her. After she got hospitalized the first time over stealing medication from surgery patients and then showed no remorse for it, I had a pretty easy time just letting her go. Nothing is ever her fault. She has no appreciation for the consequences of her actions. These days, I'm not even sure if she has an awareness of the humanity of people around her. Yeah, she's thoroughly driven out any sympathy I have for her.

No, the part that hurts is that my other family members still hang on. I hate that they get dragged into it every time. I'm especially protective of my youngest sister. She had some problems with drugs, herself. Went to prison for a year over it. But she cleaned up, got straight and she's doing really well for herself. I'm proud of her. But she's often the only one the shitty sister will listen to. So good sister gets roped in to talk sense every time bad sister ends up on a bender. I don't like seeing her pulled into this bullshit time and again. I can tell how hard it is on her.

And my mom will end up ruining herself over it if sister keeps pushing. It's probably hard letting a kid go, but mom has spent tens of thousands of dollars on rent and lawyers and drug rehab and physical therapy... Not to mention, every time she fucks up, my mom moves my sister in with her for a few weeks and ends up going crazy over it because she's exhausting to be around for a couple of hours, let alone live with for a couple of weeks. I try to tell her that's exactly what my sister wants. She wants to be coddled and taken care of and paid attention to. So she shoots up a bunch of drugs, picks a fight or threatens to do something stupid, and suddenly everything is about her again. But mom can't resist.

If there were any chance that my sister could come back around, it wouldn't be so bad. But she's just got too much brain damage now. She's completely incapable of taking care of herself anymore. She can't get around by herself, she can't be trusted with any kind of responsibility, she picks fights over nothing, she needs constant supervision. It's like dealing with a 200-pound two-year-old who's never going to grow up.

That's why I wish that she'd just off herself. There's no fixing her. Seeing my family take care of her every time, watching her never show a bit of remorse or gratitude or sympathy for any of it, and knowing it's just going to keep happening... That's the part that sucks.
Hang in there man.
Anyway, this isn't much of a confession and I'm not really looking for any advice or anything, but I do appreciate having a bit of an outlet to vent. Thanks, GAF.

It's strange when you see people that just don't ever think they're at fault for anything. I actually find that this is quite common in people I meet. I just don't get it.

 

[ronito]

My wife has a strange fetish

She doesn't like it when I "waste" cum she loves it when I come in her and on her. She's on the pill and she's got a good sex drive so I didn't have to masturbate. But she's started to have to travel for work and at first she said that I couldn't waste cum. I told her that if she wasn't around that I was going to beat it. She ended up saying it was OK but I had to save it for her. She said that when I beat it to cum into a ziploc bag and put it in the fridge. I thought it was crazy but whatever. When she gets back from a trip and we hook up she takes the ziploc bag out so it can warm up to room temp and smears the cum on her. I know its crazy but it really turns her on and, if I'm honest, it turns me on too.

ziplocs? Fridge?

 

[Snkfanatic]

ziplocs? Fridge?

Wwwwooooowwww hahha this one is amazing.

 

[Pastry]

ziplocs? Fridge?

What the fuck.... your avatar is perfectly appropiate for this one.

 

[PKrockin]

Sweet, some homemade mayo!

I can't imagine the stench... that's gotta reek.

 

[Jackben]

ronito your new avatar is all too appropriate for most of these.

edit: I thought it first, pastry!

 

[B-Dubs]

ziplocs? Fridge?

Wow, well whatever works for you guys

 

[Brian Griffin]

Is there some joke I'm not getting from this? Iago says "from THAT surprise" in the movie.

 

[Jackben]

Is there some joke I'm not getting from this? Iago says "from THAT surprise" in the movie.

Same meaning in the context but different wording yeah. Damn tumblr generation.

 

[ronito]

So dude trying to send in a confession about how you believe in Karma and tried live your life that way your confession cut off as "I just"

You just what? Please resend.

 

[dietertong]

ziplocs? Fridge?

This one reminds me of this:

GuyGuy: I am so fucking dead, dude.
Bilbo22: What's up?
GuyGuy: Ok, this is gonna take some explanation.
Bilbo22: Go for it.
GuyGuy: Alright. My wife goes crazy when I cum in her. She really likes the feeling of liquid shooting into her or something, cause she's absolutely nuts about it. It's like a fucking fetish.
GuyGuy: Anyway, Last week she went totally overboard with this. We were having sex, and everything was going great, but when I said I was about to cum she grabbed me by the shaft, forcefully yanked me out of her, got this fucking jar from the drawer in the nightstand, and collected my fucking semen in it.
Bilbo22: What the fuck?
GuyGuy: Yeah. Weird ass shit.
Bilbo22: No, I mean the fact you're telling me this shit. I don't want to hear this.
GuyGuy: It's important dude, hear me out.
Bilbo22: Fine, Fine.
GuyGuy: Anyway, I was asking what the fuck she was up to and she tells me she wants to save up my jism so she can take it all at once. So she sticks the jar in the fridge and tells me we can't have any more sex until I fill the thing entirely.
GuyGuy: And long story short, I just don't got that much juice in me, so after a week of trying to jack it until I could fill it, my penis felt like it was gonna burst. So I decided to cheat, and topped it off with some of this dove soap she has, cause it looks a lot like semen.
Bilbo22: Oh dear god, I know where this is going.
GuyGuy: So I give her the filled jar all indignant like cause she made me do this, and she promised me lots of kinky sex for it.
GuyGuy: Then she pulls a fucking turkey baster out of her dresser, sucks up the contents of the jar, sticks the baster in her pussy, and lets it rip.
GuyGuy: As it turns out, Soap apparently burns like a motherfucker when you put it in a woman's pussy.
Bilbo22: Oh shit man. When the fuck was this?
GuyGuy: Like, ten minutes ago.
Bilbo22: Then what the fuck are you doing on AIM!?
GuyGuy: Are you kidding? She's been in the bathroom for the past ten minutes screaming like a fucking banshee.
GuyGuy: I needed leverage. If she murders me now, I've got a witness who can testify against her.
GuyGuy: Oh shit, she's coming out now. If you don't hear from me in a few days, call the cops!
Bilbo22: I'll be sure to check under the porch for your body.

 

[ronito]

oh I've heard of women with cum fetishes but ziplocs? that's a bit crazy.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Dayum, NeoGAF bringing people together now?

Huh, I thought it was common knowledge there were couples that have met on GAF (no, not me).

Is admitting that people who have their real face in their avatar for some strange reason pisses me off count as a confession?

Hi.

 

[Elija2]

When I was around 6 or 7 I peed in a trash can that was in my mom's bedroom. I didn't walk to the bathroom because I would have had to walk by my mom's new boyfriend after my parents had just divorced.

I snuck back to my room without saying anything. I heard him sniffing the room later and felt justified.

(I would have posted this in the thread but I wanted someone to guess which one was mine, don't include this part. )

I'm tempted to put in a confession, just to say one of them is mine. But the joke will be on me when there is only one confession sent in.

Sats exposed.

 

[Hawkian]

All caught up and subscribed now. As I read through I started multiquoting confessions and comments from gaffers I wanted to reply to and by the time I got to this page this list had grown so unwieldy that I had to just abandon it, and this was before the ziploc bags. Suffice it to say that we've got an awfully great group on board this time around and I love you all very dearly with 4.73 exceptions.

 

[User 100115]

Dude I'm in the same boat. I've moved a bit and I travel for work which means that I essentially only have weekends free. But due to this my local friends list is 0. I have friends in other states and other cities that are a long ways away. I keep trying to get some boardgame something going in my city but I have a hard time finding people. I've even posted stuff on craigslist and the only people that reply are trying to sell me something. It sucks.

We've moved so much all of my friends are in other states too. I tried craigslist as well. I got some girls from two hours-four hours away to respond...and a bunch of dudes looking for girl friends even though I said I was married and only looking for platonic relationships.

The best one (I'd described how geeky I was and how into video games I was and such) was simply:

"OMG Please be real please be real!"

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Ah, imaginary, I mean modern relationships.
BTW, you still owe me for that fake diploma and graduation photo.

THIS REMINDS ME

Did you know fake diploma sites are actually huge scams, but once you pay, they don't refund your money? Either the diploma has a big "VOID" watermark on there, indicating it is obviously fake, or they simply send you nothing and you can't report them because trying to falsify a diploma is illegal.

There have been times where I have considered getting in to this business because it seems so foolproof.

 

[Omegasquash]

oh I've heard of women with cum fetishes but ziplocs? that's a bit crazy.

I mean, if she likes the sauce, she's going to save it. I'd watch out though...she might end up leaving you to be an add in for a bukkake flick.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

This sounds like a bullshit "confession"

He writes a little too well to be in the gaming enthusiast press.

 

[Red Liquorice]

I think it would be better to freeze cum.

Maybe if you get enough you could make your wife a jizz lollipop?

 

[God Dayumm]

oh I've heard of women with cum fetishes but ziplocs? that's a bit crazy.

That eggnog just in time for thanksgiving!

 

[ClassyPenguin]

I think it would be better to freeze cum.

Maybe if you get enough you could make your wife a jizz lollipop?

Ooh a coconut Popsicle! Says a visitor. Boy, are they going to be surprised.

 

[Miutsu]

ziplocs? Fridge?

This one reminds me of this:

This is pure gold.

I think it would be better to freeze cum.

Maybe if you get enough you could make your wife a jizz lollipop?

Sounds like someone is speaking from experience!

 

[User 100115]

Random confession: Not many words in the english language bother me like the slang spelling of 'cum'.

This is possibly because I read a lot of erotica, and people have begun to seriously use that in published lit. Not to mention how often it shows up in fanfic. "Wow this is really well written, I might have too...OMG THEY USED 'CUM' instread of 'come'."

It makes you look like a 12 year old, hunched over a computer, giggling to your friends author. STOP IT.

 

[ronito]

I find 15-16 year old girls more attractive than 20+ girls. I'm 18.

I don't know it seems with that volume taking care of over 20 girls is a bit much.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Random confession: Not many words in the english language bother me like the slang spelling of 'cum'.

This is possibly because I read a lot of erotica, and people have begun to seriously use that in published lit. Not to mention how often it shows up in fanfic. "Wow this is really well written, I might have too...OMG THEY USED 'CUM' instread of 'come'."

It makes you look like a 12 year old, hunched over a computer, giggling to your friends author. STOP IT.

I legitimately thought cum was the way you spelled it when it came to jizz/orgasm.

I can't be the only one.

 

[ronito]

He writes a little too well to be in the gaming enthusiast press.

If only I could tell if there were doritos crumbs on the keyboard we'd know for sure.