Support NeoGAF

[Tenchi Ryu]

Japan forever on that bullshit

 

[EvilKatarn]

 

[flatearthpandas]

There is a difference between characters in low cut shirts versus a game where you shove dangling sausages into girls mouths while poking their boobs to score points.

There's also a difference between low cut shirts and the typical Vita fanservice title. This is the worst I've seen, but not by that much.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

 

[rikichi]

Wow...

 

[rjinaz]

I find this little girl-fetish super creepy, but maybe I'm just prude

No you're prude and an American imperialist, especially if you eat at Hooters. Get it right.

 

[Kayant]

Well they sure got to the point quickly.

What I expected:

Maria Holic

Wooow loool this is hmmm quite..... really wth? Amazing this part of the opening I can only imagine what happens in episodes.

 

[Gbraga]

This is going the Witcher III trailer a run for its money.

Now bear with me, it's going to be weird:

I've got no problem with these games, though they're not subtle at all. Why don't they just do an eroge and call it a day? I'm trying to get into the shoes of whoever buys the game: isn't it sexually frustrating? I mean you're shoving icecreams (?) in the girl's mouth, while she's in a bikini. There's no nudity, no actual sex, I wouldn't buy it to get aroused or excited, after all I'd be cockblocked before reaching the "good" part. Hence I infer whoever buys it does that for the awesome gameplay.

Spoiler

Yeah, I'm only half serious.

I think they're different. This kind of half censored stuff actually makes me laugh, I just find fanservice in general quite funny, maybe I'm just imature, but I'd be laughing, not fapping.

 

[Zeyphersan]

Gotta love American prudish hypocrisy. Gigantic posters of women only in underwear is awesome, because hey, they're selling stuff. Propaganda games like CoD4 that lie and distort history to recruit cannon fodder for USAn imperialism, no problem. Hooters (one just opened in Budapest), completely OK. Hentai games...OH MY GOD HOW AWFUL. Just watching a video makes me dirty!

We're trying to have a fun thread here, man.

 

[Flachmatuch]

I find this little girl-fetish super creepy, but maybe I'm just prude

And I find American military shooters much "creepier". The nuke scene in CoD4 was more disgusting than anything. And those games made perfectly normal people join the US army, go into the world and murder people you had absolutely no business with. That's incomparably worse.

Edit: In fact, I find the obviously growing imperialism and militarism in Japanese anime and the "reinterpretation" of history also more disturbing. Selling that with anime girls is probably the worst of both worlds.

 

[King Gilga]

I don't see what the fuss is, looks like your average japanese vita game to me.

 

[FiraB]

Day 1.

That shit looks epic, did you see those round house kicks? Knives, pffft, round house kicks all the way!

 

[badboy78660]

 

[Rinaldimanc]

I'm so excited for this

I'm going to import this and girls and panzer to hell

There's something with japanese anime girls shooting guns or riding ww2 vehicles just it my spot.

 

[televator]

When I was a kid, lots of cool games came from japan. Suddenly there's this kinda stuff and Sega's loli-fication of their hardware. Something has gone horribly wrong.

 

[Lonely1]

I was expecting a TPS with lots of fans service. Not a rape simulator... :S

 

[Parakeetman]

Day 1.

That shit looks epic, did you see those round house kicks? Knives, pffft, round house kicks all the way!

Man if the system works like RE4 / 3DS Mercs am gonna be doing melee shit all day long.

 

[tokyopunchout]

haha are you serious? too awesome if so lol.

Absolutely serious.

 

[Parakeetman]

I'm so excited for this

I'm going to import this and girls and panzer to hell

There's something with japanese anime girls shooting guns or riding ww2 vehicles just it my spot.

Even more so when it actually does look well made!

 

[javac]

This is just stupid. Really dumb.

 

[PfantzyPantz]

Have you seen some of the stuff in Dekamori? Bullet Girls is like vanilla rice cakes with a side of club soda in comparison. There's a pic of a naked Mirai covered dessert toppings, with a mushroom squirting gooey stuff all over her face while she ahego's. Now that's lewd. And no, nobody should post it.

Looked it up because I doubted you.

 

[muteki]

Haven't watched the trailer yet, but is this any different from SV?

 

[Two Words]

Somebody should compare the time used to represent the game's molesting simulator representation in the trailer to representation of gunplay.

 

[SpookyFries]

Me: "It can't be THAT bad. Probably just some girls in bikinis shooting things."

Me five seconds in:

I should really learn to avoid NSFW things AT WORK

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Even for me, this is a little much.

Spoiler

Still on board day one.

 

[RalchAC]

The first ten seconds look like the nearest you can get to porn (hentai in this case) on a console.

I mean, one girl is on her knees holding a canyon in its hands and licking some weird candy.

They looked for the word "subtlety" in a dictionary, threw the page were it was written into the toilet and pulled the chain without giving it a second thought.

 

[Rinaldimanc]

Even more so when it actually does look well made!

Yep it does look well made I love how the guns are kind of accurate

Oh man it just shows we need more anime-based shooters for the PSV

Also thanks for making thread

Despite the forum being you know what.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

What in the world.....lol

 

[ohlawd]

the girls are really cute.

 

[molnizzle]

I can't believe people actually buy this bullshit.

 

[Axass]

I think they're different. This kind of half censored stuff actually makes me laugh, I just find fanservice in general quite funny, maybe I'm just imature, but I'd be laughing, not fapping.

No, I find it funny too. I wouldn't buy the game cause the fanservice is funny though. That's why I'm trying to depict who buys the game and for what reason, unless as I said the gameplay is amazing. I'm not ruling that out, you never know.

 

[Jito]

Oh Japan and your weird cartoon girl fetish. How does this shit sell?

 

[Danchi]

Not gonna lie, id give this a go for the laughs

If this was just a barebones (say, Earth Defense Force-style) third-person shooter with animu girls (and the Vita had TV-out), I would pick this up for a drunken game night with friends.

If I have to spend half the time touch-screening the girls, I'll pass.

Oh Japan and your weird cartoon girl fetish. How does this shit sell?

This won't be a big sell. It just has a guaranteed audience of a certain kind of gamer (one who is likely willing to buy expensive limited edition versions of the game along with risqué figurines etc.).

 

[Gbraga]

Man if the system works like RE4 / 3DS Mercs am gonna be doing melee shit all day long.

I love the TPS gameplay in RE games so much. Dat hit detection. <3

 

[Parakeetman]

I love the TPS gameplay in RE games so much. Dat hit detection. <3

With the 3DS one all Id be doing with Hunk is breaking everyones neck. Best ever lol.

Im kinda sad they never made a second game, since it was a pretty amusing score attack type of game and well made too.

 

[Gbraga]

No, I find it funny too. I wouldn't buy the game cause the fanservice is funny though. That's why I'm trying to depict who buys the game and for what reason, unless as I said the gameplay is amazing. I'm not ruling that out, you never know.

Those games are usually decent, actually, add the laughs to that, and I have enough reason to play it. It's not like it's the only thing I play, I love me some Witcher and The Last of Us too, but I love those dumb games because they're dumb.

I think the Conception II demo was the most I've ever laughed while playing a game. Bought the game day one. Still didn't play it though, Dark Souls won't let me.

With the 3DS one all Id be doing with Hunk is breaking everyones neck. Best ever lol.

Im kinda sad they never made a second game, since it was a pretty amusing score attack type of game and well made too.

Have you played Mercs in RE6? The campaign is quite a mess in that game, but Mercs is so much fun with so many movement options.

 

[PAULINK]

jokes on you guys, I already pre-ordered before seeing this trailer.

 

[Parakeetman]

Those games are usually decent, actually, add the laughs to that, and I have enough reason to play it. It's not like it's the only thing I play, I love me some Witcher and The Last of Us too, but I love those dumb games because they're dumb.

I think the Conception II demo was the most I've ever laughed while playing a game. Bought the game day one. Still didn't play it though, Dark Souls won't let me.

Have you played Mercs in RE6? The campaign is quite a mess in that game, but Mercs is so much fun with so many movement options.

Didnt care too much for RE6 after trying it out so that thing went back to the shop. Dont think Id pick it up again though. Too bad after hearing the mode is actually good. D:

Capcom just should have made a standalone downloadable version for co-op play online...

 

[Amani]

...Came in expecting perverse light gun shooter or something.

 

[Syrus]

.....wtf did I just watch, are people really going to buy this crap?

 

[TheBaronOfNA]

I liked Senran Kagura but... that looks like a lame ass game.

 

[Parakeetman]

Absolutely serious.

hahaha awesome.

 

[jem0208]

How is this legal. They look like they're 12...

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[Giran]

How is this legal. They look like they're 12...

This. They shouldn't be allowed to use weapons!

 

[Nevadatan]

Mirai = best girl ever
]

oh my god.

 

[rjinaz]

This. They shouldn't be allowed to use weapons!

Ha, that got me.

 

[drproton]

No, I find it funny too. I wouldn't buy the game cause the fanservice is funny though. That's why I'm trying to depict who buys the game and for what reason, unless as I said the gameplay is amazing. I'm not ruling that out, you never know.

For me it comes down to:

boobs = awesome
guns = great
video games = fun

boobs + guns + video games = ???

Dead or Alive 5 and Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus stand out to me in particular for being exemplary games in their genres as well as having top-tier T&A. I don't play these games to fap, because I have the internet at my fingertips.

But I'm not opposed to straight up eroge with good gameplay like Eushully and AliceSoft games.

 

[Frodo]

 

[Tye The Czar]

Wouldn't military shooter games be a lot better if all your enemies only lost their clothes when they got shot and "died" from embarrassment instead?