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[Eclectic Jabber Monkey]

Listen, clearly Nvidia has some insanely smart people working for them, which is why they need to fire this CEO and everyone involved with selling this shit.

I believe he owns a controlling share of Nvidia voting shares so they couldn't even if they wanted too.

 

[koutoru]

Microsoft has azure too.

Not even. With the infinite power of the cloud it's more like 100 tera flops.

 

[AJLma]

I remember AMD's last conference too

It wasn't close to this.

 

[snickothemule]

The most disappointing thing about this conference is aside from the bumbling incompetence, Jensen didn't take off his jacket

Is he still yolked? I MUST KNOW!

 

[JCreasy]

Just to confirm, this new Shield can't play 4K games right?

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

People are confused at who the product is aimed at. All this seems like a waste of money.

Off the top of my head? My nephews (young kids). God knows I don't want to be on tech duty for my family. That shits so annoying. Rather have something that just works.

 

[atr0cious]

Hahah, that's it?! Lmao, please tell me someone else is gonna say something. I'm crying, what a bad conference.

Oh shit nVidia stream team here to tell us how hype we should be.

 

[PerezDeCorcho]

Nvidia should upgrade to a better CEO like Don Mattrick.

 

[Jrs3000]

Microsoft has azure too.

I was waiting for this chart, can't compare cloud power without MS showing theirs!!

 

[Tainted]

*sighs* Movies and music aren't an interactive medium... even your average joe will feel there's something wrong.

Yep...it's difficult to work out who this product is aimed at

 

[AmyS]

It's PS3 CELL all over again.

 

[NESpowerhouse]

I don't get it. What good is 60hz playback if there is still a substantial amount of lag?

 

[charpunk]

LOL who are these people

 

[Ashtrax]

WE'RE FINALLY BACK!!! ARE WE LIVE?!?

 

[dmr87]

Time to bail

4KKKKKKKKK

 

[Bsigg12]

This presentation should cut back to the four hosts at the pre-show just to sweeten the whole session.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[jediyoshi]

WOO SPRING BREAK

 

[VoidVR]

Well. That sure was a conference.

 

[Hazaro]

LOL who are these people

Not me

 

[CambriaRising]

yeah that sure looks like a party to me

 

[wrongway]

Oh no there's an after-show

FOUR KAY?!??!

 

[snickothemule]

Just to confirm, this new Shield can't play 4K games right?

No, but it can stream the fuck out of them.

Over 50mbps

 

[23qwerty]

these people are so fake

 

[Skux]

Now to watch TEAM NVIDIA try to sell us a subscription for 150ms latency on cloud gaming

 

[Tagyhag]

Even after the conference it doesn't end.

 

[RazorbackDB]

stares at stolen avatar

you stole it from VMWare

Spoiler

sorry, google search.

 

[Dr.Acula]

OMG nVidia shills have to pretend to get hype this is the greatest thing ever.

 

[eRonin]

Oh man this looks like it's gonna take the cringe to the next level.

I literally have a headache now (probably because it's hot here but shh)

 

[ShooterMcGavin]

Oh no there's an after-show

FOUR KAY?!??!

 

[wachie]

AMD really has a marketing chance to focus on traditional PC gaming. Nvidia is just all over the place.

Remember Nvidia did not want to work with the console vendors?

 

[cris7198]

Welp...


That was a trainwreck

 

[viveks86]

Damn it! Just wasted an hour :/

 

[i23mix]

So Razer Forge TV or Shield TV box for emulation?

 

[BahamutPT]

That guy's eyes will pop out before the end of the aftershow.

 

[LaffTrack]

These "hosts" are just the icing on this delicious cake.

 

[Bsigg12]

Thanks GAF, it was a blast. These terrible conferences are better spent here.

 

[Pacote-san]

This was by far the worst conference i watched... not even joking...

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Just to confirm, this new Shield can't play 4K games right?

No. Even if it did, the bandwidth requirement would be insane. 200 Mbps???

 

[Haint]

Off the top of my head? My nephews (young kids). God knows I don't want to be on tech duty for my family. That shits so annoying. Rather have something that just works.

Buy them the $99 Xbox 360 and the $10 Media Remote.

 

[CherryIcee]

Such a missed opportunity with not having Jeff Bridges narrate that video with the Tron Legacy soundtrack.

 

[Noobcraft]

The Witcher 3 demo was funny at least. Technically pretty cool I guess.

 

[dmr87]

Imagine that people are actually watching these people on Twitch

 

[Vesper73]

Many golden sound bites to be had... Many..........Too many.......

 

[Shy]

These "hosts" are just the icing on this delicious cake.

yes. yes they are.

 

[atr0cious]

Why are these people so hyped for something almost no one has the resources for? Is there really any native 4k content available?

 

[Marceles]

these people are so fake

Probably getting it for free, I'd fake it too

 

[zerokoolpsx]

That conference was uninspiring. 4K gaming SHIELD? Even the CEO wasn't hyped for it.

 

[Syncytia]

"It feels heavier than like, your hand"

 

[Skux]

This was by far the worst conference i watched... not even joking...

At least Konami 2010 had a hilarious lost-in-translation cringe factor. This one was just embarrassing.

 

[Muzicfreq]

Kinda how I felt