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[Pimpbaa]

What if....MS and Sony are paying ubisoft to saturate the wii and ds library with terrible games in order to undermine nintendo?! I'm think I'm on to something here folks.

 

[Shin Johnpv]

Wow way to bring on that Nintendo quality Ubi Soft.

Seriously Fuck you Ubi. I hope you loose money on every single one of those titles.

 

[Rikyfree]

The shovelware.... KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!! Now give me my eye bleach and move along nao sir...

 

[mileS]

ROFL!!

this and Cat CLANS have me laughing my fucking ass off ohhh wow.

 

[Barakov]

Higher res and this would be avatar worthy.

 

[Totobeni]

USA version

Messi on the US ver too , so Konami tells Real Madrid and Brazil fans to not buy this game .

 

[SappYoda]

Messi on the US ver too , so Konami tells Real Madrid and Brazil fans to not buy this game .

Pes superior to fifa this year confirmed!

They are still trying to hide nike's logo with motion blur

 

[Fuu]

Woooooooo!!!

 

[Rufus]

And it's from the same team.

 

[Hazaro]

Fuck man, so did I but I still didn't get anything good

Oh, and FUCK YOU Ubisoft.

Funny you should say that.

Spoiler

Did I really need the 4th panel? Probably not.

 

[CHR_AeON]

 

[RBH]

OMG...

So much shit from Ubisoft.

Seriously. :lol

 

[2 Minutes Turkish]

This is an interesting box art. I've never seen a development team pictured on the cover.

:lol :lol :lol

Man, I actually laughed pretty hard there.

But on topic, holy fuck there is a concerning amount of shovelware in the OP.

I assume the GAF Nintendo squad doesn't frequent these threads much?

 

[Rpgmonkey]

...These Ubisoft games actually sell, huh?

Only way I can justify seeing a couple (never just one! :lol) of shovelware games from them on Nintendo platforms in every recent boxart thread.

 

[bard]

...Why does Namco have a giraffe on their roof?

Wouldn't you?

 

[AranhaHunter]

Messi on the US ver too , so Konami tells Real Madrid and Brazil fans to not buy this game .

Fifa for me.

 

[grandjedi6]

This one was pretty much confirmed by the TGS trailer

 

[NameGenerated]

Woooooooo!!!

That monkey on the floor seems to be trippin' balls.

 

[Rawkus]

What the hell?

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

This is really the worst month for box-art I've ever seen.

 

[Ventrue]

What most offends me about this is that they've been inanely turning S into Z on their box arts, so what do they do when they finally have a title with a Z? They flip it around to make an S!

 

[NZNova]

 

[Infernal Monkey]

Looks like Activision's trying to catch up to Ubisoft this month!

 

[grandjedi6]

eh?

 

[RBH]

What in the fuck.

 

[SixStringPsycho]

[

Anthony hopkins????!!!!

 

[dawnXjustice]

Looks like Activision's trying to catch up to Ubisoft this month!

Really Activision? :lol

 

[Perdew]

Seriously, what the fuck @ UBisoft and Activision? 'Made exclusively for Wii'? Are these the engines they are using for Quantum of Solace?

But HOLY SHIT are the monkey ones hilarious.

 

[Speevy]

What the hell? Do you chew on the stylus pen? :lol :lol :lol

 

[Bizzyb]

ubi is a buch of lames.

Ubisoft has given up on actually developing serious games for Wii

Instead now they focus on Shovelware and publishing Games that real developers have spent time making.

 

[Cheesemeister]

Ugh, these boxarts... These games...

 

[M3wThr33]

Activision cancels nearly EVERY good new game and THIS shit stays.

 

[DogWelder]

Ubisoft has given up on actually developing serious games for Wii

Instead now they focus on Shovelware and publishing Games that real developers have spent time making.

Yep, but what else do you expect when shovelshit like Imagine Babiez and Hannah Montana sell a billion copies on Nintendo platforms...

 

[Speevy]

At least show some creativity Ubisoft.

 

[PolyGone]

Just when you think "man, things can't get any worse" on the shovelware front, in come THQ and Ubisoft to save the day. Fucking christ. And these would be the first 3rd parties to complain if Nintendo returned to its policies from the NES days of some semblance of quality control.

 

[kenta]

Activision cancels nearly EVERY good new game and THIS shit stays.

My exact thoughts. Brutal Legend got dropped for Barbie's Horse Adventure, literally

 

[Regulus Tera]

I'd buy that if I weren't so sure that I'd eat the box and the cartridge.

 

[Froschi]

What is it with monkeys these days? Are we having the year of poo-flinging? I miss my Imagine Cockroach Trainer.

 

[mj1108]

Is Activision trying to out-shit Ubisoft for the month or what?

Good lord....

 

[HUELEN10]

I had no idea such rating existed!

 

[Shockgamer]

So...much...crap...

 

[manzo]

I had no idea such rating existed!

"Kid tested"??

What the fuck?

 

[Acid08]

This one made me laugh really really hard for some reason. I just can't believe this exists.

 

[El-Suave]

I had no idea you could have wind in your (non attached) sail from behind while being propelled forward by a rocket. Also they could be out of luck with their wheels because they might be a little too small to protect the glass bottom of their vehicle.

 

[Rlan]

I had no idea such rating existed!

On the 1UP Yours or 1UP FM podcast John from Whattheyplay.com mentioned that there is a SINGLE PS2 title that is rated Ec and it's a Dora the explorer game.

Most Ec games are PC only.

 

[MMaRsu]

Jesus christ @ the Wii and DS shovelware..my god :lol

 

[Ferrio]

Okay someone explain these "Petz" games to me. THere's like a fucking billion of them, what does one of them do different that the other doesn't? Other than earn more cash for ubisoft by ripping off soccer moms.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Funny you should say that.

Spoiler

Did I really need the 4th panel? Probably not.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Too easy...Just too easy.

Spoiler

someone do it.

This is an excellent boxart. Seriously, the best in this thread.

At least show some creativity Ubisoft.

:lol :lol :lol

Win!

Speevy. You are on the

Spoiler

monkey

roll!

This thread cracked me up! :lol

 

[Kill Your Masters]

nvm

 

[N30RYU]

Oh god Puar, where are you looking? XD