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Will watch.



They were. Picture of the scars

Why the fuck did I click that!?!?!?

They should have a gang bang with pornstars playing grown up versions of her kids.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAA

Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything. Bravo.

 

[wenis]

Dat armhair and dose belly stretch marks.

is arm hair really a big deal?

Why the fuck did I click that!?!?!?

It wasn't that bad. I've seen much worse.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

lol, i didn't think she'd go through with it.

desperate times call for desperate measures, i guess. sadly her (14!) kids will get endless shit for this when they're in school.

Not much worry of that.

 

[Xilium]

But when it was time for Octo to get down to business ... with herself ... one source on the set tells us "She was a natural ... she looked great!!"

Unless I'm reading this wrong, it's going to be a solo shoot.

 

[Lyonaz]

Yeah it's a solo masturbation video.

 

[Shinobi]

YES!
Can't wait for release date!

Well done.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Unless I'm reading this wrong, it's going to be a solo shoot.

...so it's just her showing off her air tunnel?

 

[TheMan]

Yeah it's a solo masturbation video.

what?? blah, that's no fun

 

[Kinyou]

They were. Picture of the scars

That poor belly button.

 

[alr1ght]

There seems to be a market for everything in porn.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

what?? blah, that's no fun

Baby steps.

 

[Vic]

DAT EYEBROWS.

I didn't even notice her eyebrows until you guys pointed it out. In other words: totally would.

Edit: Wait, I'll like to rectify... my eyes are deceving me :/

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

...so it's just her showing off her air tunnel?

Air tunnel, ahahha.

 

[-PXG-]

is arm hair really a big deal?



It wasn't that bad. I've seen much worse.

Oh me too. It's not really pleasant to look at though.

 

[Shinobi]

Baby steps.

You guys are good...

 

[TheMan]

There seems to be a market for everything in porn.

but of course. the internet has opened the door to all kinds of fetish vids.

basically, if you can think of it, someone else has already filmed themselves fucking it and has posted the vid online.

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

I laughed harder on the first page of this thread than the entirety of many other threads. Bravo, good sirs!

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

but of course. the internet has opened the door to all kinds of fetish vids.

basically, if you can think of it, someone else has already filmed themselves fucking it and has posted the vid online.

The Prune Brothers proved this.

 

[maquiladora]

There is already an Octomom porn parody called Coctomom. Seriously.

Meta porn. Amazing.

 

[Monocle]

There is already an Octomom porn parody called Coctomom. Seriously.

Meta porn. Amazing.

If there aren't eight cocks involved, I'm suing for false advertising.

 

[_Isaac]

This is horrible. She had said before that she would never resort to this but I guess she didn't know how desperate it would get for her. I know she pretty much put herself in that situation but it still makes me a little sad


I'm probably still going to watch. /:

 

[Az]

Her eyebrows contain Avengers spoilers, so beware.

 

[Claude]

This thread makes it hard for me to maintain the "No Fap for 90 Days" challenge.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Her eyebrows contain Avengers spoilers, so beware.

I only got Nadya Suleman spoilers, 'sadness' and 'Foster families'.

 

[filler]

Solo masturbation, why would I waste my time on that mickey mouse bullshit? Bring on the anal gangbangs.

 

[TheSeks]

I'm probably still going to watch. /:

Well, this certainly puts some things in perspective...

 

[TheKaeptain]

Would Smash

 

[ZROCOOL]

Fuuuu why did I click

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm so grossed out right now

Hey here's an impression

Spoiler

eyebrow

Spoiler

eyebrow

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Not interested anymore.

 

[Baconsammy]

Hey eyebrows are almost nasty enough to draw attention away from her idiotic fake lips.

 

[big_z]

As a professional masturbater even I wouldn't rub it out to her.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

As a professional masturbater even I wouldn't rub it out to her.

You should purely out of professional pride.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

As a professional masturbater even I wouldn't rub it out to her.

Because of her c-section scars?

 

[bangai-o]

what is her porn name oing to be?

 

[Angry Fork]

I don't know why exactly but this woman's story makes me feel nauseous/gross when I think about it. Mainly the thought of 6 kids (or however many there were) being taken out of her stomach. I imagine them having to cut a hole, tons of blood everywhere and this huge belly. I picture Kuato from Total Recall and hands popping out of a stomach. Then they seal it all up and pretend that never happened. It's fucking terrifying.

I'm queasy when I think of plastic surgery as well and it looks like she had some on her lips. The thought of someone cutting open lips or cutting open breasts etc. in any other circumstance that would be considered obscene torture but for plastic surgery everyone ignores it.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

This is by far the most disturbing thing in this thread

 

[sazzy]

I'm so grossed out right now

Hey here's an impression

Spoiler

eyebrow

Spoiler

eyebrow

I clicked on both spoilers and laughed

 

[sazzy]

what is her porn name oing to be?

Octopussy

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

http://www.viprumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/octomom-bikini-004.jpg

What's wrong with her legs?

This is why I'm a legs/ass guy.

 

[Riggs]

Holy crap Ned!

 

[deejay8595]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pinko Marx]

Once upon a time I would have been happy for this, but now...I'm gunna say against.
Especially considering its solo. Who faps to that? So boring.

 

[Barbacoatl]

I want to favorite this thread. Thanks guys.

 

[Nemo]

Jeez, she's really going to regret it after I think

I'd definitely watch it tho, just for curiosity alone would be enough

 

[F#A#Oo]

Her belly button is ewwwww...

 

[echoshifting]

Was it even a month ago she was on Dateline vowing this is the one thing she would never resort to? Or did that specifically pertain to sex with others?

She seemed to really have her shit together in that segment. She really seemed prepared to do whatever it takes to take care of her kids...never say never, I guess.

Jeez, she's really going to regret it after I think

Well, she is an expert in regrettable decision making

 

[BlackGhost]

not sure if want -_-

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Well, she is an expert in regrettable decision making

Yep, this will be life ruining decision 15.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Was it even a month ago she was on Dateline vowing this is the one thing she would never resort to? Or did that specifically pertain to sex with others?

She seemed to really have her shit together in that segment. She really seemed prepared to do whatever it takes to take care of her kids...never say never, I guess.



Well, she is an expert in regrettable decision making

She doesn't want physical interaction.