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Official 2005 NFL Pre-Season thread!

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He's playing WR now, apparently the Jags are content with Kyle Brady at the TE because he's a terrific blocker. Personally i'd shift him to TE, he's got the size at 6'6" 240. He's in that T.Gonzalez/Gates mold only a ton faster heh. 95% of the linebackers and safeties in the league would have no chance covering him.
 
If we had an O-line that was better, I'd be all for Jones at TE, right now, there's just too many holes that we NEED Brady to shore up. I like him in the slot though, he's shown a very good route running knowledge and is able to get to the ball. Definitely a much better first round pick than Reggie(1 catch 5 yds) Williams.
 
Who's ready to see the Bills trash the Bears tonight?

Put your game face on.

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Speaking of the GAF Sports Whores, the season is coming up soon. So I'm going to continue the tradition of the WEEKLY NFL SEASON THREAD, except with rules. There are only a few people who may start the Official Week XX NFL Thread, and those people will be:

DMczaf
Bowser
Wellington

Last year, each game was posted, and those who chose to do predictions would bold/highlight their picks. No point spreads, please.

What's New This Year

* I don't want to see any gambling for money. You degenerates use a different venue
* Betting for bans, avatars, etc will be administered by me, only because this makes me laugh hysterically at work. Call me the arbitrator. If it's uninteresting, or a waste of time, obviously, I will not sponsor it. So this one week shit needs to go away, we need stuff of epic proportions

And of course, feedback would be great...
 
I missed this earler. :lol

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3146

After week 7's game, QB Eli Manning picks up a woman at a trendy NYC bar. Things go sour once they get back to the hotel room, however, as the couple get into an argument over Eli's ability to read defenses. Eli gets upset and says, "I'll read your coverage hard all night long, bitch!" After an awkward silence, Eli sheepishly leaves. A couple of days later before practice, Eli falsely brags to backup QB Tim Hasselbeck about how he "totally nailed" the aforementioned woman, then steps forward and immediately throws an interception.
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Hey, what's an unfair price to pay for corn? A Buccaneer! AHAHA HAHA HAAH HAHA... HA... yeah so, what I'm trying to say is that Tampa Bay is a joke. A really bad joke.
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Not many people know that "NFC West" is actually an abbreviation. The full name of this division is, "No Fucking Chance. Worthless, Especially Shitty Teams." If the USFL were still around, even the New Jersey Generals could beat the crap out of all the teams below.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
Panthers | S. Davis Working with First-team; Could be Starter?
Thu, 25 Aug 2005 15:50:16 -0700

KFFL has learned Carolina Panthers RB Stephen Davis (knee), who has been working with the first-team offense during practice this week, will be the team's opening day starter for the regular season if his surgically repaired knee continues to hold up. Davis has reportedly looked sharp in contact drills, though he hasn't taken a massive hit yet.
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Get ready bitches, we're getting ready to take the NFC by storm...again!
 
I would like to voice my objection to DM and Bowser starting the weekly threads based on the fact that their teams in are the NFC South and that they are certified Falcon haters.


J/K :D
 
tmdorsey said:
I would like to voice my objection to DM and Bowser starting the weekly threads based on the fact that their teams in are the NFC South and that they are certified Falcon haters.


J/K :D
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Damn right I am!

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:P
 
tmdorsey said:
I would like to voice my objection to DM and Bowser starting the weekly threads based on the fact that their teams in are the NFC South and that they are certified Falcon haters.


J/K :D
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Vick's career QB rating vs. Bucs in 5 career games - 61.9, Sacked 14 times

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the Panthers might own us the last 2 years, but we own you guys the last 3 years!
 
Miguel being denied the ability to start football threads? That seems... off somehow...
 
Matlock said:
Add FMT and Miguel, and you encompass all the sports whores whose teams won't pass the first round of the playoffs. :lol
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Their teams make the playoffs, better than your shitty team/state. Or is it teams? We'll wait until week 3 when you decide to root for others. (makes note to install ban users from threads vB hack)

As for Bowser, Wellington, and DM, those guys have been hardcore fans, but not just about their own team, but they hit everyone, hard. They are the catalysts of smack talk, and they are there every week. Hell, I can't even say that I'll be posting every week.

Besides, this season is going to be EPIC. NFC East smack every year, that's a lock. (Except for Redskin fan, their season is over by week 4) NFC East plays AFC West this year, and for one week, it's a lock that Wellington and I will be bitter enemies. Look out for Week 17! And then there will sudden fans of the team that is a total surprise. Just picture that awesome end of year NFL Network commercial.
 
Donovan McNabb had a bad game. He did not throw a touchdown pass to his friend Terrell Owens. He was very sad in the locker room. Terrell Owens came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around him. He was sad because he did not catch a touchdown pass from his friend Donovan McNabb.

"You look sad Donovan," Terrell said. "Would you like some Chunky Soup?"

"NO!" Donovan screamed, throwing his helmet into a well. "I am two depressed!"

"I am depressed to!" Terrell said. He put his arm around Donovan. "You know Donovan..." he said slowly. "You may be number 5 on the roster... but you are number 1 in my heart."

"Oh T.O.," Donovan replied cryilily with a tear. "That means so much to me. You mean so much to me. I am so glad you left the Ravens to be with me, I will treat you right unlike Jeff Garcia."

"Let's not talk about the past," T.O. Said, hushing Donovan. "I may not be your Chunky Soup, but I will fill you up right."

"Oh T.O.!" Donovan proclaimed as they passionately embraced. "I love the way you receive. You make my heart soar like an eagle!"

"How ironic since we play for the Eagles!"

The too of them laughed together and fell asleep in each others arms.
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what the shit
 
DMczaf said:
Vick's career QB rating vs. Bucs in 5 career games - 61.9, Sacked 14 times

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the Panthers might own us the last 2 years, but we own you guys the last 3 years!
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See! That's what I'm talking about! You had to go back 3 years when talking about us because if you only went back 2 years like you did with the Panthers you see that we've been splitting games and that's not exactly "owning" us.


At least Bowser has legitmate reasons for hating us. LOL
 
bishoptl said:
what the shit
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Where did that crap come from?

Im so pumped for tonight. Finally get to see the Eagles with all their weapons on offense and see if our starting defense can pitch a preseason shutout. Plus the game is on at midnight on nfl network, I only have to wait a couple hours!! I would be willing to be that TO gets way more cheers than boos tonight.
 
Michael Vick is the most overrated player in the NFL today. Thats not to say he isn't an extremely gifted athelete he is, but hes a peace of shit quarterback, and shows little signs of improving in that area. I've had to sit through two nationally televised Falcons games this preseason, and they are scheduled for a whopping THREE Monday Night games this regular season , A Thanksgiving day game, and a fuckin Sunday night game...Plus, I'll have to watch them atleast two more times on Fox when they play the Panthers thanks to regional television scheduling, and probably another two-three non regional games on Fox or CBS as well.

It would serve the NFL right fo Vick for whatever reaons to not be available for most of those games.
 
WasabiKing said:
Their teams make the playoffs, better than your shitty team/state. Or is it teams? We'll wait until week 3 when you decide to root for others. (makes note to install ban users from threads vB hack)
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:lol

I'm mostly just weirded out by sports topics not made by FMT or Miguel, who have been the vanguard of GAF Sports.

BTW, I hope you like starting the season 1-3.

TheDuce22 said:
Where did that crap come from?
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http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2488#to
 
tmdorsey said:
See! That's what I'm talking about! You had to go back 3 years when talking about us because if you only went back 2 years like you did with the Panthers you see that we've been splitting games and that's not exactly "owning" us.


At least Bowser has legitmate reasons for hating us. LOL
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WTF? Why would I hate the Falcons when Vick plays against the Bucs like he put money on us :)

WasabiKing said:
Their teams make the playoffs, better than your shitty team/state. Or is it teams? We'll wait until week 3 when you decide to root for others. (makes note to install ban users from threads vB hack)
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Don't worry about Matlock, he's just mad that he can only watch his team play once a year

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
maybe because they are the defending division champions?

OH I WENT THERE!!
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Who made our division look bad by losing to the Eagles. NFC South doesnt lose to the Eagles! NOW I SEE WHY I HATE THE FALCONS! Bowser...GET THE TABLES!
 
I knew Direct TV wouldnt make this easy. Is anyone else having issues with the signal? I think one of their satelites is jacked up because ive never seen this "service not available" message.
 
DMczaf said:
Im not talking about the Jags.
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I don't follow, I only supported two teams last year*. That's barely the entire AFC. :lol


*for the fact that they share equal airtime in my area, and no other team gets coverage regularly
 
Woohoo! Time to watch my Ravens self-destruct... again!

I hope they didn't actually pay this chick who is singing the anthem...

EDIT:

NIIICE 46 yards return by BJ Sams.... AND THEN CHESTER TAYLOR GETS A 43 YD TD RUN!!!!!!

WOOOHOO!!!!!!!


Chester Taylor with another big run...50 yarder... and WTF? Kyle Boller comes down and delivers a block to help?!?!?! :lol
 
DMczaf said:
Im not talking about the Jags.
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OWNED :lol


Matlock you Bumbling Bumblefuck. If you actually knew something about football you'd know that's the BENGALS logo, with CHAD JOHNSON's name on it.
 
Panthers O looking pretty good...Steve Smith looking fast and shifty as ever, Foster already with 37 yards on just 4 carries, too bad we had to settle for a FG.
 
Patrick Ramsey sucks, I've been saying it for years now. Fourth pick of the preseason already, more than his TD passes.

When is Snyder going to open his wallet and pay big bucks to get a top quality QB in DC, that's what they need more than anything.
 
MMMMMmmmmm Chad Hutchinson 0/4 with 1 int returned for a TD in the 1st quarter already so damn good glad we have an awesome quarterback.
 
If you ever post a weaksauce photoshop like that again, I'll do my best to get you banned.
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Time to bring back the Bucs Photoshops from the era when Gaming-Age became Buc-Age!

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The Vikings are playing like shit, but Culpepper looks like a god damned superstar. Jordanesque even. He's making everyone else look good, he's making plays on almost every down.
 
Miguel said:
OWNED :lol


Matlock you Bumbling Bumblefuck. If you actually knew something about football you'd know that's the BENGALS logo, with CHAD JOHNSON's name on it.
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OWNED :lol

You can't detect sarcasm!
 
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