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[Fifty]

Wow, now even Halladay stinks. I hate the Rangers..they always seem to have our number.

 

[NomarTyme]

Well the game is up to Broxton and Saito! COME ON BABY!



edit: Does my eye deceive me or did Wilson just hit a HR off Hudson! :lol

 

[DeceitDecide]

BETEMIT!

Edit: No, Nomar your eyes don't deceive you. That ball was stroked. Good for Wilson... mayube he's finally going to turn it around.

 

[Link]

Excellent.

 

[NomarTyme]

Don't blow this Broxton.

 

[Gruco]

Hudson allows three runs.

Betemit hits HR.

Entire Braves lineup without HR.

Does not compute.

 

[Meier]

D. Erstad cf .267
P. Ozuna dh .194
R. Mackowiak ph-dh .167
J. Dye rf .217
P. Konerko 1b .204
A.J. Pierzynski c .211
T. Iguchi 2b .241
J. Crede 3b .208
A. Cintron ss .129
R. Sweeney lf .167

Holy shit their team batting average must be appalling. :lol Come on Broxton, shut em down!

 

[adg1034]

...and with that, Torii's hitting streak goes to 20 games.

 

[siamesedreamer]

Broxton throws hard, but that's one of the flattest fastballs I have ever seen. And he's also right over the top.

 

[DeceitDecide]

I'm just gonna say this once: Broxton is a man's man.

 

[NomarTyme]

HOT potato! Woot!

 

[adg1034]

And my guy, Broxton, finishes out the inning. Nice.

 

[Gruco]

I can't believe he beat Chipper and Andruw both by just throwing heat. I was sure one of them would catch up.

 

[Meier]

Woot, time for Saito to close em out. Would be nice if we put a few more on the board and that way Broxton could do it instead.

 

[NomarTyme]

RUSSEL my FAVORITE MARTIN!

Haha, dude, that's worse than the stuff the other Mets fans come up with.

Eh.

 

[Link]

RUSSEL my FAVORITE MARTIN!

Haha, dude, that's worse than the stuff the other Mets fans come up with.

 

[Gruco]

Well, this sucks. So does Colyer.

At least I can take solace in Jorge Sosa pitching against Webb tonight.

GO D'BACKS!

 

[Meier]

Haha, dude, that's worse than the stuff the other Mets fans come up with.

Pretty sure that's a Bermanism. WOO, Ethier!

 

[DeceitDecide]

Wait a second. The Dodgers have... an offense? Since when? Where did this come from? And what happened to the 2-runs-or-less-is-good-enough Dodgers of the last two weeks?

 

[Link]

Bobby looks upset.

 

[NomarTyme]

Wait a second. The Dodgers have... an offense? Since when? Where did this come from? And what happened to the 2-runs-or-less-is-good-enough Dodgers of the last two weeks?

:lol, Dodgers score more run in this game than the Padres series!

 

[DeceitDecide]

Weren't the Braves supposed to have a good bullpen? What's going on here?

 

[Gruco]

Wait a second. The Dodgers have... an offense? Since when? Where did this come from?

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7114

Weren't the Braves supposed to have a good bullpen? What's going on here?

Yates is good but kinda struggled. I dunno, he could probably have gotten out of it if he stayed. Colyer is only there to be a loogy and he's not good enough to do that. I don't know why he was pitching to more than one consecutive batter.

 

[Meier]

Haha this is awesome. Come on Killer Tomato! I imagine Bills will come in to pitch the 9th now.

 

[NomarTyme]

Haha this is awesome. Come on Killer Tomato! I imagine Bills will come in to pitch the 9th now.

I think Biemel is pitching.


edit: WTF UMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Link]

Bullshit call.

 

[Meier]

Lame. Time to go to Saito. :lol

 

[DeceitDecide]

Yeah, crappy call, but unless Craig Wilson has a 5-run homer hidden up his ass, it's really not gonna matter.

 

[NomarTyme]

Baseloaded! Damn it time for Saito!

 

[Meier]

FFS Beimel! Come on Grady, bring in Saito already.

 

[Gruco]

^%$*^*&*

 

[NomarTyme]

DAMN IT SAITO WORK THE COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate you Saito! Always a heart attack with you're pitching of lates

 

[Link]

Shawn Green, baby.

 

[Mrbob]

CUBS!

C
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SWEET LOU!


SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

S
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!

BACK. TO. .500!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[Y2Kev]

When the rookie Phil Hughes left Tuesday’s game at Texas with a pulled hamstring in his left leg, it was expected that he would miss four to six weeks. But General Manager Brian Cashman said yesterday that the Yankees were cautiously optimistic about Hughes, a right-hander. “He tested very well,” Cashman said. “There is no discoloration, no bruise, no blood. All these things are good signs. Maybe it is not as bad as we first expected.” Hughes was to have a magnetic resonance imaging test yesterday.

**** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M HAPPY FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!!!!

 

[Y2Kev]

HERE'S ANOTHER GREAT POST!!1

Melky is 186th in OPS out of 19x eligible players in MLB.

BUTTTTT he's ahead of some WONDROUS names:

Mike Cameron
Adam laRoche
Carlos Delgado
Joe Crede
David Eckstein
Shea Hillenbrand
Josh Barfield
Jason Kendall

AND:

THE ALL TIME SPELLING BEE TEAM

DH Nomar Garciaparra 11
==
Utili Tony Graffanino 10
IF Willie Bloomquist 10
SS Yuniesky Betancourt 10
SS Omar Quintanilla 11
OF Frank Catalanotto 11
C A.J. Pierzynski 10
==
SP C.C. Sabathia 8
SP Tom Gorzelanny 10
SP Chad Billingsley 11
SP Ty Taubenheim 10
SP Taylor Buchholz 8
==
RP Justin Duchscherer R 11
RP Carlos Villanueva R 10
RP Taylor Tankersley L 10
RP Scott Schoeneweis L 11
RP Kyle Farnsworth R 10
CL Jason Isringhausen R 12

 

[Gruco]

How does a guy named Saltalamacchia not make the all spelling team?

 

[adg1034]

HERE'S ANOTHER GREAT POST!!1

Melky is 186th in OPS out of 19x eligible players in MLB.

BUTTTTT he's ahead of some WONDROUS names:

Mike Cameron
Adam laRoche
Carlos Delgado
Joe Crede
David Eckstein
Shea Hillenbrand
Josh Barfield
Jason Kendall

AND:

THE ALL TIME SPELLING BEE TEAM

DH Nomar Garciaparra 11
==
Utili Tony Graffanino 10
IF Willie Bloomquist 10
SS Yuniesky Betancourt 10
SS Omar Quintanilla 11
OF Frank Catalanotto 11
C A.J. Pierzynski 10
==
SP C.C. Sabathia 8
SP Tom Gorzelanny 10
SP Chad Billingsley 11
SP Ty Taubenheim 10
SP Taylor Buchholz 8
==
RP Justin Duchscherer R 11
RP Carlos Villanueva R 10
RP Taylor Tankersley L 10
RP Scott Schoeneweis L 11
RP Kyle Farnsworth R 10
CL Jason Isringhausen R 12

What- a Yankees fan with no Mientkiewicz love?


EDIT: And don't forget Mr. Six-fingers-on-one-hand, Mr. Antonio Alfonseca.

 

[Link]

I was gonna say, how could you leave Mientkiewicz off a list like that?

 

[Y2Kev]

I stole the list from somewhere else, jesus christ stfu

 

[kingocfs]

Sosa is CRUISIN'.

 

[Gruco]

wtf.

First, Hudson loses. And now JORGE SOSA is beating Brandon Webb.

WHAT DID I DO TO UPSET YOU O BASEBALL GODS?

Maybe I didn't sacrifice enough goats this year. I'll get right on it.

 

[Y2Kev]

Maybe I didn't sacrifice enough goats this year. I'll get right on it.

Sony made up for you though.

 

[adg1034]

Sony made up for you though.

Mmmmm... offal.

 

[Gruco]

Sony made up for you though.

I don't get it

 

[Y2Kev]

I don't get it

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/04/30/sony_sacrifices_goat.html

NSFW really

 

[adg1034]

I don't get it

 

[Gruco]

Holy crap. An innocent MLB thread joke has suddenly transmuted into a weird newfound hatred for Sony. They sacrified a ****ing goat for an ad campaign?

Sorry, this is off topic, but that really pisses me off. The things you miss from not reading the gaming forum.....

Unless it's a joke. Is it a joke?

 

[Y2Kev]

Yeah, it was beaten to death (LOL PUN) in the gaming forum. Apparently they got it from a butcher after it had been slaughtered though, and it was used for food (offal). Nasty though.

 

[adg1034]

Yeah, it was beaten to death (LOL PUN) in the gaming forum. Apparently they got it from a butcher after it had been slaughtered though, and it was used for food (offal). Nasty though.

Actually, they took out all the intestines and gunk from inside the goat (apparently), and replaced it with some sort of meat soup. Still, people ate stuff that touched dead, raw goat.


I ♥ SONY