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Official 2007 MLB Thread - The quest for another .500 champion

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Y2Kev said:
Yeah, you don't quite understand my "situation."

My roommate wakes up at 4 AM to pray.

Yeah.

....yeah.
I thought SpoDaddy was your roommate. SpoDaddy can't pray, religion has been on the downturn for like decades.
 
Karakand said:
I thought SpoDaddy was your roommate. SpoDaddy can't pray, religion has been on the downturn for like decades.

He's a spodaddy that keeps asking me to put on the Pats game. Like, they're winning by 600. Go bother someone else. I'm watching BASEBALL.

CajoleJuice said:
He prays loudly?

Sort of. He's unable to move quietly. Like unable. Like lets the alarm go for like 5 minutes, stumbles out of bed, knocks into things, slurps his cereal and smacks his lips whenever he is biting anything so it makes this high pitched noise that sounds like a bat is in the room, and then turns all the lights on.

Really ready to kill him, this holiday better end soon.

Tamanon said:
I think "pray" is codeword for "rape time"

Like the Mets through the last month of the season, at least I could sleep during.
 
You living in a studio, kev? I did that for a year and swore never again, which is why I'm rockin' a 2 bedroom 2 bath miles from campus now. (Walking is underrated.)
 
Karakand said:
You living in a studio, kev? I did that for a year and swore never again, which is why I'm rockin' a 2 bedroom 2 bath miles from campus now. (Walking is underrated.)

It's a walkthrough double. It's 200% better than a regular double (because there's no way to avoid light in that instance), but the rooms aren't occluded enough for my liking. The first room is small (90 sq ft) and the second room is large (125 sq feet) so we have to sleep in the same room. Just really annoying.

I am totally cool with whatever religion you want to believe in. You can worship Xenu if that's your thing.

Just don't get in the way of my sleepie time.
 
Y2Kev said:
You can worship Xenu if that's your thing.

To be fair, if you are worshiping Xenu, you are the anti-Scientologist.

And I have seen Blum and Ensberg. When did the Padres become the Astros Dumping Ground of San Diego?
 
ConfusingJazz said:
To be fair, if you are worshiping Xenu, you are the anti-Scientologist.

And I have seen Blum and Ensberg. When did the Padres become the Astros Dumping Ground of San Diego?


Which is why you can do it if you want! Scientologist, Christian Scientist, whatever.

Karakand said:
Yeah, that sounds shitty. Big city apartment living FTL!

Yeah, I had a single last year and it was sweet. Big single. 130 square feet of awesome.
 
:lol

Julio never fails. Love how the announcer talked about moving to the right of the rubber to gain better control.
 
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