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[Dr. Strangelove]

THE PAPI AVATAR IS BACK!!!

Sorry, seeing Lord Brady every day would've made me puke.

I'll only bring Lord Brady back during the season if the Sox go into another horrible skid in September. Unfortunately, his powers weren't even great enough to save them last season anyways.

Papi shall lead us to victory!

 

[siamesedreamer]

BBTN is reporting that Olney is reporting Zambrano close to new deal with Cubs for 5/$85M.......$17M per season. :lol

 

[Zep]

lol..

 

[Y2Kev]

BBTN is reporting that Olney is reporting Zambrano close to new deal with Cubs for 5/$85M.......$17M per season. :lol

When did the cubs come into money, jesus.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

BBTN is reporting that Olney is reporting Zambrano close to new deal with Cubs for 5/$85M.......$17M per season. :lol

Wow. The market is so ****ed up. Johan Santana is going to get the biggest contract for a pitcher ever when/if he hits free agency.

 

[Joe]

cya arod

 

[Y2Kev]

cya arod

He's staying.

ProjectA13.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

He's staying.

ProjectA13.

CHOOSE. BELIEVE. RISE.

 

[Lambtron]

Wow. The market is so ****ed up. Johan Santana is going to get the biggest contract for a pitcher ever when/if he hits free agency.

Carl Pohlad needs to clean the dust off his fat change purse and cut a check for Cy-tana. Please. Or else, if he signs to the Yankees, I would pray for a rotator cuff injury.

We need to lock him down, because a Santana/Bonser/Liriano/Garza/Perkins rotation for several years will be a beautiful sight to behold.

 

[Y2Kev]

We need to lock him down, because a Santana/Bonser/Liriano/Garza/Perkins rotation for several years will be a beautiful sight to behold.

Yeah, it'll make the Trashbagdome as aesthetically pleasing as a Wii game until they build the new God-It's-****ing-Cold-In-Here Field.

 

[Flizzzipper]

:lol the cubs

The Reds signed Harang and Arroyo to extensions pretty cheap in comparison to some of the awful deals out there this season.

 

[Lambtron]

Yeah, it'll make the Trashbagdome as aesthetically pleasing as a Wii game until they build the new God-It's-****ing-Cold-In-Here Field.

Hey don't hate man. It's the only air supported domed stadium in baseball! If nothing else I'll miss opposing outfielder losing balls in the roof. When we build the outdoor stadium, we need to cover it with a thick white tarp when we're batting.

 

[Y2Kev]

Eckstein 5 for 5 with 4 grand slams

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

WHOOOOOO ALL RIGHT BASEBALL TIME

Time for... Mets vs. Cards?

Awwww F*CK.

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Joe]

im really pissed i gotta watch opening night on regular espn2. where the f is my espn2hd aholes

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

im really pissed i gotta watch opening night on regular espn2. where the f is my espn2hd aholes

Yeah really. No thread sticky, opening night being shuffled off to ESPN2. WTF

 

[Link]

Here we go, folks.

*cracks open a beer*

 

[Joe]

jeter = pujols

womans bball on espn....fundamentals LOL

 

[pollo]

BILLY WAGONER GOING DEEP
HE's THROWIN HEAT NO DOUBT

 

[Y2Kev]

reyes is exciting, he's so exciting, I'n excited

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

reyes is exciting, he's so exciting, I'n excited

That ground out was especially exciting.

 

[Joe]

are they still in florida? all i see is old white people in the stands

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Hahaha, immediately Jon Miller brings up Beltran's backwards K from last year's NLCS.

 

[Y2Kev]

A) Adam Kennedy lol
B) Jon miller :lol OUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NomarTyme]

Oh Adam, you silly goose.

 

[Joe]

beltran isnt a winner

 

[siamesedreamer]

That a baby CARP!!!

Now let's give Traitor an early shower.

 

[Y2Kev]

That a baby CARP!!!

Now let's give Traitor an early shower.

beltran gave him a golden shower before

edit: I promise that's the last Beltran joke. Promise.

Spoiler

really

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

You know, I like that Adam Kennedy guy. He isn't particularly good at baseball, but he just plays hard. I'd say him and David Eckstein are the grittiest SS/2B combo in the bigs.

 

[Enron]

GRITTY

 

[siamesedreamer]

SUCK IT DOWN TRAITOR!!!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

World Series MVP baby. What raw power.

 

[pollo]

Alright Rolen bring them in!

 

[Y2Kev]

YESSSSSSS HE GRITTED THAT HIT

 

[Gruco]

Eckstein baby! That plucky 2 ft tall SS is gonna grit his way to the MVP this year, mark my words.

Spoiler

Seriously how the hell did the Cards win the series last year?

 

[NomarTyme]

Yay! first Dp for the season!

 

[siamesedreamer]

&%$#

 

[Enron]

SOFT HANDS

LIKE A LADY

 

[Y2Kev]

Preston Wilolson

 

[Flizzzipper]

Yadier Molina is batting 5th? whatdog.gif

 

[Deleted member 1159]

**** Eckstein. I hate that little runt, and I hate people who like him because he's legally a dwarf.

 

[siamesedreamer]

Preston Wilolson

more like Wilolsloln

 

[Y2Kev]

Yadier Molina is batting 5th? whatdog.gif

LOLRussa wrote out the lineup card while driving drunk to the stadium.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Way to fail Poopjuls. Flails at a changeup 6 inches off the plate in a 3-1 count. Opening night indeed.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

LOLRussa wrote out the lineup card while driving drunk to the stadium.

I haven't seen him yet. Did he make it to the ballpark? Somebody go check all of the stoplights near the park.

 

[Zep]

:lol @ the major league commercial

 

[Y2Kev]

I haven't seen him yet. Did he make it to the ballpark? Somebody go check all of the stoplights near the park.

:lol :lol

 

[pollo]

wtf eckstein ahahaha

 

[Y2Kev]

I hate how they talk about Eckstein's throwing motion. He literally DOES have to put everything he's got into it. STFU about it, he sucks shit, don't say OH HOW COOL.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Eckstein has the most pathetic arm ever. Johnny Damon and Coco Crisp think he has a weak throwing arm.